Chapter 1: First Round

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In the newly created Temple of Ifni (the goddess of luck and chance for all you uniformed) Duo and Suboshi have become the first bishounen. The first of the anime characters to have this particular Miko. A Miko that is completely glued to the computer (and to email, but others might classify her as not all there). After introducing herself, Steph shows them around.

Steph: Here's the kitchen, all the food's here. Your rooms are over there and the indoor plumbing is over there. ... Alright, have fun, I'll be at the computer.

Duo and Suboshi nod. Typical. Just then the two spy the donuts that have been provided as nourishment for the hyper-metabolized Miko and her new associates. Getting there quicker than you can "food", the two had reached the donuts and were practically inhaling them, when Steph realized that the last donut was about to disappear.

Steph: Hey, that's my donut!!

She pounces on Suboshi and fighting ensues. Duo realizes this may be his one and only chance to get the computer (and look up sites made by Duo worshippers) and dives for the computer. As the smoke clears, Suboshi is hanging up side down from the ceiling, tied up with his own ryuuseisui. Right before Duo reaches the computer, however, Steph tackles him, donut in mouth. Next thing possible to see is Duo beside the computer looking dazed as Steph regains her perch and chews on her donut contentedly. Once again totally absorbed.

Duo gets up and looks up at the perturbed Suboshi, a smile spreading across his face as he gets an idea. A wicked idea, a very wicked idea, a very, very wicked idea... (you get the drift).

Suboshi: What are you smiling at, baka! Hurry up and get me down.

Duo: You look like worm on a hook up there.

Dread fills Suboshi.

Suboshi: And your point ...get on with it and get me down!!!

Duo: ::still smiling:: Ida know, maybe you'd like to go fishing instead.

Suboshi: ::yelps:: What!!!

Duo continues to smile as he unties the cord holding Suboshi up, and Suboshi falls like a rock, smacking against the ground and SD'ing.

Suboshi: OW!! Watch it! Hey! What are you doing, you crazy --

Duo grabs the end of the ryuuseisui and drags Suboshi out of the Temple to the nearby lake. Shinigami is standing beside the lake (as usual, but still, how convenient). Suboshi yells the whole time Duo drags him through the thickest and worst of the underbrush:

Suboshi: $%)&@$ Where are you taking Me! OW!! That was a *(^#%^& rock!!! What is going through your mind, you weirdo!! Yeeeeeow!!! Brambles!!! Are you insane!!!?? WATER!!! NOOOO!!! I don't wanna!!! AHHHHHH!!! HELP!!!

Duo leaves Suboshi (who's still cussing) on the ground beside Shinigami as he rides up to the cockpit and activates the Gundam. Grasping the end of the ryuuseisui in one mechanical hand, he lifts Suboshi high in the air before dunking him in the water, while singing off-key:

Duo: Such a lovely day for fishing / Such a lovely day for fishing / With this bait I'm sure to catch / the best / oh yeah...

Suboshi: ::dripping wet:: Are you a few cards short of a hand!!!!?? I'm not a worm!! I'll get you for this you evil --

Suboshi is once again dunked just as Noonza's twin makes a cameo appearance.

Noonza look-a-like: Wow! Aren't you the cutest little thing!! Stay with me under the lake, we could be so happy together!

Suboshi: ::yelling:: AHHH!!! Get away, get away, get away!!! Don't touch me there!! Pervert!! Get It Off, Get It Off, Get It OFF!!!!!!

The water around Suboshi suddenly explodes in blue light, sending the Noonza look-a-like into a hasty retreat, his tail aflame. Finally emerging from the lake, soaked and slightly fried, Suboshi surfaces to see Duo running back to the Temple laughing his head off. The water on Suboshi turns to steam as he gets really ticked, that is before he thinks of the perfect way to get revenge.

Suboshi: ::laughing:: Hehehehehe!! ::grinning evilly:: I know just what I'll need.

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