Deck the halls with boughs of holly.
(Who persuaded me to do all this?)
'Tis the season to be jolly.
(Oh great Naga's getting drunk again!)
Donn we now our gay apparel,
(Please get that Fruitcake out of here!)
Troll the ancient Yuletide carol!
(No, see Sylphiel, there are no trolls.)
See the blazing Yule before us.
(Oh-oh who offended Lina now?)
Strike the harp and join the chorus!
(Please oh please don't let Amelia sing!)
Follow me in merry measure,
(Think I'll be merry now? You're dead wrong.)
As I tell of Yuletide treasure
(Now you've done it, there she goes again.)
Fast away the old year passes,
(No, no Gourry you don't have to fast.)
Hail the new, ye lads and lasses!
(Filia would you get Val off my head?!)
Sing we joyous all together,
(Xellos please put our clothes back on NOW!!)
Heedless of the wind and weather.
(Oh no please don't tell me we're SNOWED IN?!?!)