One fine day in the world of Slayers, Xelloss is busy minding his own busine -
Writer's Alter-ego: Wait a minute! Xelloss is forever poking his nose into people's affairs, why do think for once that he'd mind his ow-
Okay, okay. I get the picture *sigh*
So, Xelloss is sitting on a stone slab in the depths of the ocean, playing Blackjack with a certain dead fish...
Xelloss: "Noonsa, your turn."
Noonsa: *draws a card* "Aww, man. Twenty-three, I'm bust!" *grudgingly hands over a fifty dollar note*
Suddenly, there is a flash of lightning and thunder. A huge golden whirlpool appears between Xelloss and Noonsa. Slowly it clears and our two friends see a lady with flowing hair, shining like the Sun itself. Could it be? ...
Xelloss: "L-sama!" *looks alarmed*
Noonsa: "L-SAMA?!" *quickly disappears into his watery grave*
Xelloss: *getting down to his knees* "Your humble servant Xelloss pays his respects! Long live Her Majesty, L-sama!" *kow-tow* *kow-tow*
Get up, Xelloss. You're making this look like a bad Huang Zhu Ge-Ge episode.
Xelloss: "Sorry, L-sama! *stands up*
The reason I have come is to give you a mission. Zelas has been informed of this, so I want no excuses; or else I'll get her punish you! Is that clear?
Xelloss: "Yes, L-sama! What is my mission?"
You, Xelloss, are to enter the world parallel to yours and make your way to a country named S'pore. There, a school is in need of a computer laboratory technician to sit in for the one that's absent.
Xelloss: "A LAB TECHNICIAN?!" *promptly faints*
Yes, a lab technician.
Xelloss: *recovering from his fainting spell* "But why L-sama?"
*ominous rumble*
I AM TIRED OF YOUR QUESTIONING, WORTHLESS MAZOKU! YOU HAVE NEITHER THE POWER NOR THE AUTHORITY TO CHALLENGE THE CREATOR! DO YOU WISH DEATH?!
Xelloss: *in a wild panic* "No! No, L-sama! I didn't mean to offend you! Please forgive me, L-sama!"
Very well. There will be four gifted humans, and only they will know who you are. As members of the campus, they will guide you on your mission. They will be known to you as Bernadette, Keri, Pamela and Alex. Obey them as you would me.
Xelloss: "Yes, L-sama."
Authority is theirs and theirs alone. Do your job well, or I will meet out my punishment.
Xelloss: "Yes, L-sama."
One last thing, if I catch you mistreating them I will personally -
Xelloss: *gushing* "L-sama, I would never do such a thing! Never!"
Good.
Then, the Lord of Nightmares stretches out Her hand and slits a vortex in the inter-dimensional fabric. A low, howling sound echoes through the water as Xelloss watches the dizzy static rainbow swirl around and around, hypnotized.
Suddenly, he feels something picking him up and throwing him into the vortex...
Xelloss: "L-SAMA!!!"
Have fun, Xelloss.
Xelloss feels himself falling through endless space, light blinding him. Gradually, the opening of another world can be seen. Bigger ... bigger ... bigger...
Then...
*CRASH!!!*
Xelloss falls face first onto hard cement.
Collective screams: "WHAT WAS THAT???!!!"
Xelloss looks up and sees four very shocked faces staring looking down at him. One, with a rebellious scowl and fringe flying; another framed in glasses; the third with delicate features and drinking from a red cup and the last half covered with wild black hair. Xelloss feels like a bug under a magnifying glass.
Suddenly, the fourth girl's eyes register his face...
Alex: "XELLOSS METALLIUM?!" *screams*
Pamela: *startled* "Whaa?" *drops her cup of F&N Grape onto Xelloss' face*
*BONK!*
Xelloss: "Ouch!" *rubbing head* "What is this? Grape juice?" *looks at robes* "AHH!!! MY CLOTHES!"
Xelloss: *looking up at Alex* "Hey, how did you know my name?" *puzzled*
Alex: I -
Keri: *pushes Alex to one side* "It's you isn't it?" *produces a picture of Xelloss being beaten into pulp by Filia and dangles it in front of his face*
Xelloss: *winces* Well, uhh ... "
Bernadette: *from the background* "Dear Gods, why did you send us a mazoku?!" *moaning* "A stupid filthy piece of trash a Gold Dragon calls Namagomi???" *shakes head*
Xelloss: "Huh? What's going on?" *even more confused*
At this moment, the girl who had disfigured Xelloss with a cup of grape soda was standing at the side, looking on at the little commotion...
Pamela: "Uhh, sir? Are you okay? Did I hurt you?" *concerned look*
Keri: *shakes Pamela* "Pamela, stop gawking. That guys isn't worth crap!" *points at Xelloss* "He's related to Lina Inverse and she hates his guts!!!"
Pamela: "WHAT?! LINA INVERSE!" *squeals and rushes over to grab Xelloss' hand* "YOU KNOW LINA?"
By this time, Xelloss manages to regain his cool composure and sees a very excited girl tugging at his hand...
Xelloss: *smiles sick perverted smile* "Yes, indeed, it so happens that I - "
*BASH!*
Xelloss feels something hard being smashed onto his head. He looks up and sees the last girl holding a lunchbox by the handle, threatening to swing it again. The look on her face is completely different compared to earlier on...
Alex: *shouting* "NOW LISTEN HERE YOU MAZOKU BASTARD! DON'T YOU DARE TOUCH PAMELA, DO YOU HEAR ME? I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU'RE HERE IN OUR SCHOOL BUT YOU'D BETTER NOT TRY ANYTHING FUNNY, XELLOSS!"
Xelloss: ???
Alex: *voice suddenly low and dangerous* "Now listen here, Xelloss Metallium, priest and general of Zelas Metallium. I am going to count to three and by then, you had better have a good reason for being here, or I'LL TURN YOUR LITTLE MAZOKU HEAD INSIDE OUT!"
Xelloss by this time, knows he can't get anywhere with the foul-tempered, lunchbox wielding girl, so he turns to her scowling companion quietly sitting on the raised ledge...
Xelloss: *jumps onto Bernadette and does the sweetest, cutest voice he uses to asks for favors* "Please, will you help me?" *big, puppy-dog eyes*
Bernadette: "Oi, you freak! GET OFF MY PINAFORE!" *picks Xelloss off and throws him onto the ground* "TAKE THIS!" *proceeds to grind Xelloss into dust with her shoe* "DIE! DIE! DIE!" *punctuates each word with a step* "HA! HA! HA! DEATH TO XELLOSS!!!" *picks up pancake Xelloss and flings him at Keri*
Keri: *disgusted* "Ewwww!!! Pervert, DON'T TOUCH ME!!!" *gives Xelloss a hard boot and sends him flying into the wall*
*CRASH!*
Poor crushed Xelloss carefully peels himself off the wall and spits out the crumbly paint and gravel mixture in his mouth. Mournfully, he turns to face the four angry schoolgirls...
Xelloss: "Please, I beg you, hear me out..."
In unison: "ATTACK!!!"
After much scruffling, all five off them are suck in a majorly huge dustcloud. Finally, Pamela has enough sense to untangle herself from it.
Pamela: "Umm, why don't you all go easy on him. Maybe he really does need your help."
Keri: *screams from dustcloud* "Don't be stupid, Pamela. He's a freakin' PERVERT!"
Alex: *sticks head out from dustcloud* "Pamela could be right, you know." *quickly stepping out*
The fight is getting boring and both Keri and Bernadette are losing interest. Exit stage left. Now, only Xelloss is left, struggling with his shadow...
Xelloss: *madly bashing an invisible guy with his staff*
Bernadette: "We're over here, baka."
Xelloss: *turns his head* "Oops..." *quickly hides staff behind his back*
Bernadette: "Alright, enough is enough. Like Alex said, come clean with us or WE'LL MAKE SURE YOU'RE SCRAWNY LITTLE ASS GETS KICKED ONTO THE SEA OF CHAOS!"
Xelloss: "L-sama sent me here on a mission, something about sitting in for a lab technician???" *hedges*
Everyone's eyes grown deathly wide. An uncomfortable silence hangs in the air ... only to be broken by...
Collectively: "HHAAAAAAHHAAAAAAHAAAA ... ... HAAAHHAAAH" *uncontrollable wave of frightful laughter*
Pamela: "You *giggle* *giggle* going to help *giggle* Mr. *giggle* *giggle* KONG???" *explodes in a fit*
Keri: "You *snicker* *snicker* giving out CD-Roms to little *snicker* kids?" *bawwaaahaahaaahaa*
Alex: "Kong...Kong...*laughter* you, Mr. K- *haaahhaaahaaaaahaa!!!* !!!"
Bernadette: "I *heeehee* don't know who the feel more *heeheeee* sorry for, you, or that *heeeehee* NERD!" *HAAAAAHHAAAHAAAAHAA!!!*
Xelloss: *mutters to himself* "You all look like a bunch of Deep-Sea Dolphins."
Pamela: "*giggle* THE COCONUT IS FALLING!!!"
Xelloss: *face turns bright red* "So, will you help me?" *steals sideways glance at Pamela who is still laughing like a lunatic and facefaults*
Bernadette: *regaining her composure* "Maybe ... ..." *evil look*
Xelloss: "Maybe... what?" *starts feeling a tad nervous because everyone is SO-OOO quiet*
Bernadette: "Maybe if ... ... *REALLY evil grin* if you ... kow-tow to us ONE THOUSAND TIMES ... then we would CONSIDER... ..." *mad-scientist-look on her face*
Xelloss: "YES! (*kow-tow X 1,000 times*)
... ... O_o ;;;;
Alex: *sigh* "Alright, you win, mazoku. I have a feeling that L-sama will never get you back to your world if you don't complete your 'mission', no matter how pathetic it is; so I guess we will help y..."
Xelloss: *throws himself at Alex and hugs her waist* "Alex-chan, I KNEW you would help me!"
Alex: "EEKK!" *surprised, disgusted and VERY UN-amused* "Why you STUPID LEECHEROUS ... *reaches for lunchbox lying on the ground* ... ..."
*BASH! * *BASH! * *BASH! *
Xelloss: "Itai..." *slide to the floor like a puddle of water*
Writer's Alter-ego: This is going to be one L-O-N-G story...
In the lab, Xelloss finds himself at Mr. Kong usual computer terminal (you know, the beige antique with the corny Marvel Comics wallpaper?) surrounded by Bernadette, Alex, Pamela and Keri, seated in that order from the nearest to Xelloss to the furthest...
Xelloss: "Dynast would have loved this place... *shiver* ... and why do all of you get the spiffy purple things when I'm stuck with this box that reminds me of Zel-kun's clothes?!" *pout*
Bernadette: *rolls eyes* "Live with it, Xelloss."
Alex: "By the way, have you ever used a Mac' before?"
Xelloss: ???
Alex: "Mac, Macintosh. Ya know, Apple?"
Xelloss: "I like apples."
Alex: ??? *falls over*
Keri: *calling out* "What she means is, do you know how to work the computer?"
Xelloss: "What computer?"
Know it's Keri's turn to fall over.
Pamela: "Xelloss, sir. If you need any help with the computer I can help you." *smiles sweetly*
Xelloss: "Aww... Pamela. Thank you, I'd love that ... *teleports to her side* Talk over lunch, my treat? *puts his sick grinning face up to hers VERY CLOSE*
Pamela: *screaming* "AHHHH! Get away, you perv! *unplugs her Zip-drive and starts slamming it over Xelloss' head* Go to hell, SIR!" *BASH!* *BASH!* *BASH!*
Writer's Alter-ego: I didn't know Pam was capable of cussing someone out.
Shut up, A-E.
Finally, after 2 hours off nerve wrecking (and not to mention VIOLENT) tutorials, Xelloss manages to get the hang of using the Mac. Currently, all five are surfing the internet; Keri and Alex learning new spells, Pamela staring at an untitled page and Bernadette trying to help Xelloss setup a Hotmail account....
Welcome to your Hotmail account sign-up!
User-name: xelloss_metallium @hotmail.com
Password: *********
Re-type password: *********
Personal information:
First name: Xelloss
Last name: Metallium
Address: Sore wa himitsu desu!
Date of Birth: Sore wa himitsu desu!
Gender: Sore wa himitsu desu!
Bernadette: *sweatdropping* Umm... Xelloss..."
Xelloss: *busy typing* "Yeah, what is it?" *typing*
Bernadette: "You can't answer every question with 'Sore wa himitsu desu!'. "
Xelloss: "Why not?"
Bernadette: *becoming frustrated* "BECAUSE you're supposed to type PROPER STUFF into the blanks. NOT 'It's a secret!" or whatever! It doesn't make sense! No one does that, only FRUITCAKES like YOU!!!"
Xelloss: "But its fun!" *snicker*
Bernadette: *boiling* "Why...you lil' ..." *gets ready to slap Xelloss silly*
From outside: "MR. KONG!!! OPEN THE LAB!!! MR. KONG!!!" *KNOCK! KNOCK!* "OPEN THE LAB MR. KONG!!! MR. KONG!!!" *KNOCK! KNOCK!*
Xelloss: *looks up* "Who's Mr. Kong?"
Keri: "You!"
Xelloss: "Me?"
Keri: "Yes... well, no ... he's the person you're sitting in for."
Xelloss: "Oh, you mean the one who's name makes you all go insane like Deep-Sea Dolphins?
Keri: "Right... ... umm ... ... I'll get the door... ..."
"MR. KONG!!! OPEN THE LAB!!! MR. KONG!!! *KNOCK! KNOCK!* OPEN THE LAB MR. KONG!!! MR. KONG!!! *KNOCK! KNOCK!* MR. KONG!!! MR. KONG!!! MR. KONG!!!"
Keri: *yanks door open* "Alright! Shut up! The door's open!"
*group of mystified P4 girls stare at Keri*
"WHERE'S MR. KONG?"
Bernadette: In here, bakas.
*frantic stampede for the computer terminal*
"MR. KONG, WE WANT TO BORRO - AHHHHHH!!!"
Xelloss: "Huh?"
"MR. KONG! WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR HAIR? WHY IS IT PURPLE? WHY ARE YOU WEARING THAT ICKY DRESS! MR. KONG!!! ARE YOU BLIND, OPEN YOUR EYES CAN???"
Xelloss: "What in the name of L-sama??? ..."
"MR. KONG!!! ANSWER US!!!"
Bernadette: *stands up* "Ahem, girls, control yourselves. Mr. Kong isn't here today. So, very kindly Mr. BAKA has come to take his place. Everyone, greet Mr. BAKA!"
Xelloss: *fuming* "MR. BA... ... BAK ... BAKA?!" *hisses at Bernadette*
"HELLO, MR. BAKA! CAN WE BORROW CD-ROMs?"
Xelloss: "Ummm... which one?"
"JUMPSTART 4TH GRADE, MR BAKA!"
Bernadette: *grinning* "All over there, *points at CD-ROM cupboard* help yourselves!"
"YAY! JUMPSTART 4TH GRADE!"
*they begin tearing down the CD-ROM cupboard like savages*
Writer's Alter-ego: I can just imagine...
PUT A SOCK IN IT, why don't you?!
As the group of feisty P4 girls take it to themselves to dismantle the place, Xelloss is slumped in his chair, recovering from shock while the four girls are laughing themselves silly (reminds you of the Mr. Kong incident, doesn't it?)
Xelloss: *to Bernadette* "I can't believe you made them call me that!"
Alex: "Yeah, neither can I. I thought Mr. Namagomi would be better."
*laughing fit passes through the members of the SDCSG*
Pamela: *innocently* "Mr. Baka, sir. Do you have any idea what your new name means?"
Xelloss: "Well it means..."
Keri, Bernadette and Alex: "STUPID!!!" *giggle* *giggle*
Xelloss: *sadly shakes his head at the CD-ROM cupboard, which now looks like it's been through war, barely balancing on crumbling legs* "Poor thing *walks over touch it* ..."
*CRASH!*
*all four girls look up to see Xelloss buried under a heap of broken wood and CD-ROMS*
Alex: "Nani???"
Keri: "Good Lord ... ..."
Pamela: "Are you okay, Mr. Baka, sir?"
Bernadette: "What the hell?!"
*everybody stares at Xelloss with wide eyes*
Xelloss: "Help ... ... me... ..." *puts out a trembling hand*
Alex: *CLICK! - light bulb turns on overhead* "Oh yeah, I just realized something. *grins at Xelloss* As long as you're in OUR world, you can't use magic because Shabranigdu doesn't exist here on earth. The only way you managed to cut across the dimensions was to rely on L-sama's power. The rip in the fabric of space allow some of her energy to enter this world - enough for you to, umm... ..."
Pamela: "TOUCH DOWN!" *giggles*
Alex: "Right, touch down. *sweatdrop* Anyway, this brings us to the theory of the TESSERACT. The tesseract is the fifth dimension, time being the fourth. The world in which we exist is the third dimension..."
Keri: "OH NO-OOOOO!!!" *runs over to clamp a hand over Alex's mouth*
Alex: ??? "Ummphhhwumthuopphumm...*really angry* KEMMILEMMIEGOIO!!!! LEEMMIEGOOO! "
Keri: *rolls eyes* "I HATE IT when she starts explaining the tesseract. I never really got the theory right, and she swears she won't shut up until I do. It's damn boring and so annoying-ly deep that only - OWWW!"
Alex: *removes her elbow from Keri's guts* "Thank you, Keri. That gives me even MORE reason to explain the tesseract. So where was I? Yes, the third dimension. And so..."
Xelloss: *suddenly phases in front Alex* "Alex-chan, are you always so philosophical?"
Alex: *screams* "XELLOSS?! what are you doing? I though you were under all that junk?! *points at collapsed CD-ROM cupboard* "
Xelloss: ^_^
Alex: "That's strange, you've still got your mazoku abilities to teleport and re-generate. But I thought you had no more powers? Unless... *goes off muttering to herself again*"
Xelloss: *heehee*
Alex: "WAIT! *extra large lightbulb turns on* Your demons blood talismans! So that's why you can tap into L-sama's power.... but didn't you sell them to Lina?"
Xelloss: "Sore wa himitsu desu!"
Alex: >_< "Argghhh..."
Bernadette: "She hates it when she can't understand everything, you know."
Xelloss: "Humans can't possibly understand everything."
Alex: "THEY CAN TOO!"
Xelloss: "Cannot."
Alex: "Can too."
Xelloss: "Not.
Alex: "Too."
Xelloss: "Not.
Alex: "Too."
Xelloss: "Not.
Alex: "Too."
Xelloss: "Fine, then why is Zelgadis is chimera?"
Alex: "Because Rezo turned him into one in answer to his wish for more power."
Xelloss: "Ahh, but do you know what makes a chimera a stone freak?"
Alex: "Because chimeras are one third golem, and golems... HEY! How DARE you call Zelgadiss-sama a stone freak?!"
Xelloss: *smugly* "Why can't I?"
Alex: "You've got A LOT of NERVE calling Zel-sama a stone freak in front of me, MAZOKU BASTARD!"
Keri: "Xelloss, you JERK! Zelgadis is NOT a freak!"
Xelloss: "Yes he is, he's a total freak of nature!"
Alex: "NAMAGOMI NO BAKA! MORONIC FILTHY SON-OF-A-BITCH! TAKE THAT BACK!"
Xelloss: "No I won't.
Keri: "ARRGHHH!!!"
Alex: "BASTARD, you DIE!!!"
Both Keri and Alex grab Xelloss and fling him out through the window. Just then, Madam Tan happens to be backing out of her parking lot. Xelloss whizzes overhead and lands on...
Mdm Tan: *singing along to the radio* "Ni wen wo ai ni yo duo shen? Wo ai ni yo ji fen? Ni- AHHHH!!! What is that @%&*$ thing on my windscreen!!!"
[principals aren't allowed to curse flying mazoku that land on their cars]
Bernadette: *looks out of the window* "Guys, I think we've got serious trouble. Xelloss just crash landed onto a car that was reversing."
Alex: "Like I give a damn. That stupid Xelloss tricked me once with his regeneration powers; he'll be up and annoying as ever in a few minutes.
Pamela: "Umm... Alex, I don't think its Mr. Xelloss that's the problem. Look..."
Mdm Tan: *gets out of her car to survey the damage* "What was that... ... MY GOODNESS! Young man, are you hurt?"
Xelloss: "Ummphh..."
Mdm Tan: "Who are you?"
Xelloss: *face caught in between the windscreen wipers* "Lab technician..."
Mdm Tan: "Kok Keong? What happened to your hair?"
Xelloss: "I'm not Kok Keong."
Mdm Tan: "Then who are you - *looks in the direction of the lab* HEAVENS!"
Bernadette: "Busted."
Mdm Tan: "WHAT ON EARTH HAPPENED HERE? *sticks her head in through the broken window*
Collective screams: "AHH!!! MDM TAN!!! *scurrying* RUN FOR YER LIVES!!!"
Mdm Tan: "GIRLS?! *looks around* What is the meaning of this? The CD-ROM cupboard! And the window! Look what you did to the blinds!!! *boiling mad* "
Pamela: "Umm... sorry?"
Mdm Tan: "YOU ALL WILL FOOT THE REPAIR BILLS!!! *notices Keri's screen on Slayers Universe - Spellbook - G - Giga slave* What is this?"
Keri: *panics* "Mdm Tan, stop! Don't read it!!!"
Mdm Tan: "BLACK MAGIC?! What have you girls been exposed too? The GIGA SLAVE?! *starts reading* Darkness beyond blackest pitch, deeper than the deepest night! Lord of Darkness, shining like gold upon the Sea of Chaos, I -"
Keri: "MDM TAN! DON'T READ IT ANYMORE!!!"
Mdm Tan: " - call upon thee - HUH?"
Alex: *screams* "Oh Gods, this is the end! SHE MISCHANTED THE GIGA SLAVE! THE NIGHTMARE WORLD WILL OPEN AND BRING THE END TO OURS!!!"
Just as Alex finishes speaking, there is a deafening clap of thunder, followed by lightning. The whole sky turns a deep swirling black, thick grey mist falls around everyone like a blanket. Then, slowly it clears to reveal a lady basking in golden light...
Pamela: "Ma...adam...Madam..T...Tan???"
Mortal girl, it is I, The Lord of Nightmares.
In unison: "L-SAMA?!" *quickly kow-tow*
I see some foolish human opened the gate to the Nightmare World with one of my spells.
Bernadette: "L-sama, we are very sorry. We didn't mean for any of this to happen."
Yes, I know. The responsibility was Xelloss'. With his Mazoku powers, he should have been able to stop the human before she did any harm.
*L-sama claps her hand and then Xelloss magically appears in front of Her*
XELLOSS METALLIUM, I want a GOOD REASON for this!
Xelloss: "L-sama! I...I..."
IDLE MAZOKU! WHAT DID I SEND YOU HERE FOR? YOU CANNOT EVEN COMPLETE A SIMPLE TASK? WHERE WERE YOU WHEN THAT HUMAN CASTED THE GIGA SLAYER???
Xelloss: "I...I...was....was...err..."
Alex: "Taking a nap on Mdm Tan's windscreen."
I TIRE FROM REPEATEDLY REMINDING YOU TO CARRY OUT YOUR MISSION PROPERLY! HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I STRESSED THAT THE SAFETY OF THESE CHILDREN IS OF THE UTTER MOST IMPORTANCE?! HAVE YOU BEEN CHECKING YOUR DARK STARK TASLIMEN?"
Pamela: "So THAT'S why Mr. Xelloss kept looking at his crystals."
Xelloss: *hissing* "They are NOT crystals. They are DEMONS BLOOD TALISMENS!"
SILENCE! ZELAS DOES NOT DESERVE SUCH A USELESS SERVANT! FANCY HER MAKING YOU BOTH PRIEST AND GENERAL. YOU HAVE IT TOO GOOD XELLOSS METALLIUM! So, for your punishment...
Xelloss: *big puppy dog eyes* "Please be merciful, L-sama!"
YOU SHALL BE FORCED TO WATCH BARNEY EPISODES FOR FOUR WEEKS STRAIGHT! WITH ALL THE RE-RUNS!
*clap of thunder*
Xelloss: "NO-OOO, L-sama! No! Anything but that! All that love! All that kindness! Charity! Friendliness! It churns your stomach!
SILENCE! OR I'LL THROW IN ANOTHER FIVE WEEKS' WORTH OF THE CARE BEARS!
Xelloss: *zip*
*L-sama turns to face the four girls*
Xelloss has been a nuisance since he came, my apologies. Just remember, none of this has happened.
With that, L-sama grabs an unwilling Xelloss and disappears through the Gate back into her world of Chaos. Then, the surroundings swirls black-grey and fuses out in a flash of bright light ...
Bernadette: "I feel funny, is everything alright?"
Alex: "Me too, hey look. Recess' almost over. Better get going."
Keri: "Let's go put back the cups."
Alex: "Okay... Pamela!!!"
Pamela: "Coming! *rushes over*"
Bernadette: *as they are walking* "Hey, look that lab's not open today!"
Keri: *looks through the glass 'window'* "They locked the metal gate too."
Girl1: "Didn't you know, Mr. Kong's not here today."
Alex: "Really? Oh, whatever."
*BRRRIIINGGGGGG!!!*
Bernadette: "When will they learn how to mute those bloody bells?"
Writer's Alter-ego: Hey! It's me again! Didja like the story? Was it funny, huh? Was it?
IDIOTIC ALTER-EGO! I'm the one who's supposed to be doing the talking here! Get lost will you?!
A-E: No way, dream on.
Fine, then we'll have to solve it the old-fashioned way... ... DRAGU SLAVE!!!
*BOOM!*
*Alter-ego lies sprawled out on the floor, feebly clutching a white flag*
YES! I FINALLY GOT RID OF THAT ANNOYING PEST! *flashes victory sign* So... if ya got any questions or comments, mail them to: [alexandra@anime-girl.com] Love to hear from you, buh-bye!!!