okay, I'm gonna start this fic off by setting the scene
The Dragons flew majestically over the canyon. The noise of the roaring echoed through the deep ridges below the platform where Xelloss sat in a beach chair, tanning. Dragon's Peak in the Katahto Mountain was covered with golden and black.
Xel: Oiya Oiya... gold is not one of my favorite colors ~_~ ... Now v=black on the other hand... *looks at his cape*
Gourry: *looks at Xel's cape* ...? Hmmm... well, if you're really old, does that mean so is your cape?
Xel: *falls over* I suppose...
Gou: Wow! It's clean!
Lina: *punches Gourry on the top of the head*
Gou: Itai [ouch] ... @_@
Valgarv: By George! That dragon is NAKED!! *starts to drool*
Gou: O.O Wah! Where'd you come from?!
Val: ^_^ Sore wa himitsu desu! [that's a secret]
Xel: Hey!! That's MY line! *jumps at Val*
**Xel and Val are in a fight cloud**
Lina: *puff* Fire ball......
**Xel and Val stop, burned**
Xel & Val: I... tai x_x
Lina: Gomene! ^.^ [sorry]
Gou: eh? eh?
Val: *dusts himself off* well, I'm hungry! *teleports away*
Xel: Me too, but you're paying Val! *teleports after him*
Gou: ...? *starts to chase his hair*
Lina: ~_~ Baka [dumb] ...........
Val: *teleports into a fancy French resteraunt* ^.^ yum.
Xel: Oh, I hate French food!! Well, at least I'm not paying! ^^ waiter?
Waiter: *with a cheesy French accent* yes Monseur? *hands the menu to Val*
Val: Hmm... I'll have... uh.... eskergo?
Waiter: *cough* Escargot... ok....
Xel: ESCARGOT?! Val, do you know what that is?
Val: Nope, ^.^ o well
Xel: ~_~() yare yare...
Waiter: And for you sir? *looking at Xel*
Xel: *opens his eyes and lifts the waiter by the bow tie and shakes him* Hey! Don't I qualify as a Monseur too?!
Waiter: *sweat st reaks down his face* ah, sorry Monseur. Ah, what would you...... ah......... like?
Xel: ^^ some water
Waiter: OK, *starts to shake*.... sure
Xel: Arigato! ^.^ [thank you]
Val: Now get my..... uh....... ascerguut was it? and my friend's water quickly or we'll bloooooooow your house down! ^.^
Xel: *smacks Val in the back of the head*
Waiter: A! 0.0 *runs back to the kitchen*
Val: ^.^ *picks up a fork and starts poking Xel*
Xel: ~_~ *twitch twitch* WHAM!! Stop poking me!!
Val: itai @.@ ... Where's my izgergoi?!
Xel: *puff* you mean escargot?
Val: Whatever, I WANT IT NOW!!
Xel: ~_~ how long can it take for some water?! *gets irritated*
Waiter: *runs out of the kitchen* ah, soory...... *gulp* here's your food and........ uh....... water *runs back into the kitchen after Val and Xel get their food*
Val: Hmmm v.v *looks at the shells on his plate* a little under cooked... *pokes it with his fork* I can change that *raises his finger* FIRE...
Xel: Wait! It's not undercooked! *drinks his water*
Val: *flips the shells over* a! I see! O.O *piku piku* people actually eat this?!
Xel: v.v Yes, and first of all, you aren't a person!
Val: O! OK ^.^! *grows a dragon arm* I think a claw would best do the job...
Xel: v.v *puff* *drinks some more water*
Val: *tries to pry out the snail* >.< come out!
Xel: *drinks more water*
Val: how d'you do this? *struggles to get the food out*
Xel: ^.^ Sore wa himitsu desu!
Val: Fire then! *crushes the shell* well, I got it out.
Xel: v.v eat it! *grins evilly*
Val: OK. *eats it* ew! *spits it out* I WANT MY MONEY BACK!
Xel: Waiter?
Val: *starts smashing the other shells* Warui, Warui, WARUI! [bad, bad, BAD]
Waiter: Uh... yes Monseur?
Xel: More water please!
Waiter: O...K *looks at Val*
Xel: O, don't mind him, he doesn't know how to open them v.v
Waiter: *runs to the kitchen*
Xel: Now that I think about it, I'm not very thirsty anymore. ^_^
Val: Why'd I choose French food anyway?! >. Xel: *looks around* ^_^ () check please!