Part Two: From PE to Drama


After watching Lina beat up on Gourry in P.E, watching Filia beat up on Xellos in Science and catching Martina and Zangulus in the closet in Drama doing who knows what Arty was just about ready for something to eat.

"Oh dear god, I'm so hungry!" Arty falls flat on his face from exhaustion.

"Arty can't you wait a minute, you can be so impatient sometimes." Cleo says in an annoyed tone. "Amelia is just talking to her father."

"Uggh!" Arty grumbles as he stands back up. "They'll be talking forever about the injustices they saw today. Lunch will be over by the time they're done."

"Look, you don't see Victor or Emma complaining do you?" However unrenowned to Cleo, Victor and Emma were sneaking food while she was yelling at Arty. "Fine then if you're that impatient then you can go to the cafeteria and wait for us. Gavin is probably waiting there anyway, although I thought he knew we were stopping here first..."

Arty leans into Victor and Emma "That's probably why he didn't come."

Emma chuckled while Victor kept a straight face. "Come on lets go. I can't wait to show you the cafeteria Emma." Arty, Emma and Victor proceed to the Cafeteria while Cleo waits for Amelia.

"Wow Victor you and your sister are so...so..."

"Different." Arty finishes Emma's thought.

"Well that's not exactly what I meant."

"No that's okay me and my sister are very different people. Where she is energetic I am calm, where she is strong I am week, where I am smart she is... ugh"

"Not smart" Arty jumps in again

"Umm yes"

Arty began to sniff the air. "Mmmmmm, their making pizza again." Arty, almost as if in a trance, walks through the cafeteria doors and to the food.

"Hmm? I guess I'll show you around then eh Emma?" Victor said, realizing that Arty's stomach had taken over.

"Well here we are Slayers Secondary Cafeteria, where the people are strange and Arty is the only one who really enjoys the food. Come on I'll introduce you to some people." Victor and Emma proceed to walk towards the back of the Cafeteria stopping to meet people along the way.

"Victor Emma over here!" Gavin calls from a table towards the back of the room. Victor and Emma walk over and sit down. "So where is everyone else? Never mind I think I know Cleo is waiting for Amelia and Arty is getting food."

"Bingo." Victor says.

Gavin turns to Emma "So how has your first day been?"

"Oh not bad. You have all been very nice to me."

Arty arrives at the table with a slice of soggy pizza and an unidentifiable soup.

"Aahh! Arty hold still I think it's alive." Gavin says jokingly about Arty's soup.

"Ha ha verwy fwney." Arty says with his mouth crammed with food. "Hey Emma you want fum?"

Emma looks down at Arty's, well I guess you could call it, food. "Uuugh no... thanks."

"Ho Ho what do we have here Noona?" A strange voice says from behind Emma.

"I don't know Rahana. It looks like a new beautiful lady has graced our presence." Said a different voice. Emma turned around to see two fish with arms and legs behind her.

Arty looks up from his plate and sighs. "Emma allow me to introduce you to the Noonsa brothers, Noona Noonsa and Rahana Noonsa. What do you two want?"

"Nothing we just came to see the most beautiful girl in the school." Noona replies.

"How about a kiss?" Rahana puckers up. But before anything can happen a fist reaches in and grabs Rahana's lips.

"Not even a chance." Cleo leans into Rahana clenching her fist around hi lips even tighter. "Do you understand that fish face? Try anything like that and I'll make fish paste out of you." Cleo lets go of his lips and the Noonsa brothers run away very quickly.

"Thank you Cleo." Emma says as if Cleo had saved her life.

"No problem. Be careful of those oversized sardines they can be very tricky."

"Oh god your not eating that stuff again are you?" Amelia says with a very disgusted look on her face. "It is and injustice to serve this kind of food to pour students in the cafeteria."

"Ugh, Bog get me a garbage can I think I'm going to hurl."

The group looks up from the table to see a girl dressed in a black skirt and a black top both that were too short. Her pink hair was short and spun in big curls all tucked into a pointed witches hat. Behind here was a small mousy looking boy. He had blond hair that was short and spiky. He wore a long black cloak that dragged on the floor and a dark green cape. The one she called Bog, was a large muscular boy who wore a black sleeveless shirt and black pants. His large boots made a clunk as he walked towards them. His short black hair was slicked back.

"Miss Amelia here is riding on her Justice train again."

"Stuff it Morgana" Cleo turns to the girl in black with an angry expression.

"I saw the fish face brothers run out of here just a minute ago. I see you were working your charm with the men again."

"That's it I am going to tear her apart." Cleo rises from her seat but is pulled back down by Gavin and Victor.

"Victor I don't understand how you can live with this hot head." Morgana turns to Emma. "Aaah the new girl allow me to introduce myself. I am Morgana De Lamar, this is Bog Carn and Greg Savoin."

"Leaver he alone Morgana!" Arty says sounding frustrated.

"Oh Arty I didn't notice you there behind that slop." Morgana says pointing at his food. " How is that old fart of a teacher, still ticking along?"

"You leave Gadolin alone!" Arty stands up in a fury.

"Oh come, come now I didn't mean any harm. New girl a little advice, find some better friends." Morgana begins to walk off but as she does she throws a handful of pepper at Arty.

"Aaah -- " Arty begins to sneeze

"Oh shoot." Gavin and Amelia duck under the table.

"Aaah -- "

"Emma under here." Victor grabs Emma and they both duck under the table.

"Aaah -- "

Cleo joins them all under the table just before --

"Chooo!" Arty uncontrollably throws a fireball.

"Aah Chooo! Aah Chooo!" Arty continues to sneeze and throw fireballs.

"What is happening?" Emma asks in a loud voice trying to be heard over the sound of fireballs.

"Arty has allergy problems." Gavin screams over to Emma

"Amelia give me a hand, I'm going to try and grab his nose. We should be able to take him to nurse Sylphiel when he is not shooting off fire balls." Victor and Amelia ready themselves. "Now!" and on cue Amelia jumps up covering his mouth and Victor plugs his nose.

"Come on lets take him to the nurses office." Victor, Amelia and the others carry Arty out of the Cafeteria. The other students emerged from under their tables and continued on with their lunches.

Arty spent the next two periods in the nurses office passed out from using up all his energy. When he woke up he found Emma sitting at the foot of his bed.

"Hun? Where? Oh Emma! Hi."

"Hi Arty, how you feeling. That is one powerful sneeze you have there." Emma says jokingly.

Arty turns an embarrassed shade of red.

"Sorry I didn't mean anything."

"No that's okay I guess it is kind of funny." Arty gives a little chuckle.

"I brought your homework." Emma hands Arty his homework from his missed classes.

"Oh jees... Ugh thanks Emma." Arty says trying to sound thankful.

Arty stretches and stands up. "Well I guess we should be heading home eh Emma."

"Yea it is 4:00, my parents are probably wondering where I am."

"What it's 4:00?! I've been asleep for four hours." Arty says in shock. Arty grabs his books and the both exit the building. "Hey Emma why did you wait around?" Arty asks Emma as they leave the school.

"Someone had to keep you company."

"Thanks, Well I guess I'll see you tomorrow, bye."

Arty and Emma go there separate ways Knowing that tomorrow is another day.


Meanwhile back at the school

"Xellos I want all these burn marks cleaned up!" Filia screams at him from across the room.

"Why do I have to do it?"

"Because I'll club you if you don't."

Lina's voice can be heard can be heard from outside. "Gourry I want to see all the wholes cleaned up too!"

"Oh come on Lina it's time to go home."

"Gourry either you fix these holes or I'll tell Rezo you were in the girls change room."

And so under the watchful eye of Lina and Filia, Gourry and Xellos repaired the cafeteria for another day at Slayers Secondary.


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