A continuation of an episode of The Xellos Show!.
I would just like to say this was NOT my idea. I would have LIKED it to be, but seeing as it isn't I don't want to take credit when the list comes and destroys the thinker....
(Ending credits to a show no one really cares about, and the scene fades in to Zelgadis standing in a rather pink room, next to a VERY conspicuous bed.)
Zel: (strained) Hello, my name is Zelgadis Greywyrds, and I am going to Kill Lina - OW!! *gets a bunny slipper in the head* ahem. I'm here to talk about *cringe* Sex Wax.
Zelgadis turns bright red and looks around inconspicuously for the kleenex he knows he's going to need soon. Something on the bed wiggles and he pinched his nose ahead of time, blocking the blood flow.
Zel: Sex...wax...is a specially formulated... *reads cards next to camera, eyes widen* lubricant -
Lina: *offstage* Read the card WORD FOR WORD, moron!
Zel: *ignores her* - that allows...*eyes widen again and blood leaks into his tightly clenched hand* umm... manueverability when...*Stares at card* uh.. procreating...
Lina: *throws a box of tissues at him* Procreating?? What the hell?? Zelgadis, WORD FOR WORD!!
Zel: I am NOT saying that!!
Zelgadis grabs a handfull of tissues and holds it to his nose. In seconds it is completely bloody and he tosses them into the trash can.
Zel: Raves about...sex...wax... go as follows...
Zelgadis' eyes widen even more, and he takes five tissues and holds them agains his nose.
Zel: Ummm.. they liked them very much.
Lina: That's not what they said and you know it!! They said, "It's improved my @#^%$@^$ and #&$^$# to the point where I @&$$#^% without &@#$^#$%ing -
Zelgadis runs offscene and comes back with Lina in tow, holding her mouth shut as she turns blue.
Zel: ahem. that is all.
Lina stugles and finally flips Zel over and he lands hard on the bed. unfortunately, he's still holding on to Lina. as Lina screams at him for being a pervert and he says she started it, camera pans to a very bright red Amelia and a clueless Gourry.
Amelia: Um.. so... buy sex wax?
Gourry: yeah, and you can have.. have.. have.. Amelia, what does that say?
Amelia: *holds kleenex to her face* umm... never mind, gourry. Buy sex wax. it... NO WAY!! Miss Lina and Mister Zelgadis are trying to kill eachother, not... not...
Amelia passes out, and Gourry looks over at the bed, from which are emination sounds such as "I'm going to KILL YOU!!" and "It's not MY fault the damn bed isn't steady!! I'm not a pervert!!"
Gourry: Aren't you supposed to stop recording now?