E, Sis: You read correctly. This is the LAST scene!
Most of the passengers having fled for their lives, and taken all of the sinking vessel's lifeboats and preservers, the stranded cast sat around the lone, undisturbed banquet table to discuss their next course of action.
E, Sis: For the curious, that'd be Zel, Lina, Amelia, Xellos, Gourry, Rezo, and moi.
Rezo: So, now what?
Gourry: Hey, why are you here?
E, Sis: I'm the writer...I have to be here.
Xellos: Mini pizza?
E, Sis: Thank you! munch
Rezo: AHEM! Now what?
Zel: We drown.
Xellos: How pessimistic.
Zel: What! You wanna piece of me?
Xellos: Bring it on, stone boy!
Girls: KNOCK IT OFF!!!!!!!!!!
The excess testosterone having been successfully chastised, the three girls entered into a private discussion. The Emperor's sister took out some sheets of paper covered in very bad handwriting. She handed them over to the two females and they nosed through the sheets.
E, Sis: So does this ending work for you two?
Lina: I'm fine with it.
Amelia: It works. Let's go ahead.
E, Sis: okay then.
"There's really nothing to worry about, guys," Lina informed her companions. "I sent Noonsa to fetch daddy and get us outta this mess."
"And why should he save us when he doesn't even approve of your choice in boyfriend?" Rezo asked.
"Daddy's just peeved about the whole fish/human thing. But if I become human again, Amelia can take my place as heir," Lina explained. "She's more suited to the job than I am anyway."
"Justice must always reign supreme in Seyrunn!" Amelia declared.
"See, it works out for everyone," Lina concluded.
"But didn't Zel love Amelia?" Gourry asked, quite lost.
"I was ensorcelled, so it doesn't count. Besides, she's WAY to young and well..." Zel paused.
"I've reason to believe they're related somehow," Rezo finished.
"Oh? What's this?' Xellos eagerly leaned forward.
"Ah well...cough...you see, I'm Zel's grandfather and...er, his great grandfather too."
All: Ewww!
"Hey, I was BLIND! Being stuck in the dark makes it a little hard to tell!"
E, Sis: I thought the blind would have their other senses even more powerful than a normal persons to make up for their lack of sight. Thus, making them able to see more, or something.
Zel: Heh, try and get out of that one, Rezo.
Rezo: Um...ah...say can we get back to the main story already?!
Zel: smirk
"Anyway!" Lina resumed. "Amelia has to teach me that hassle free spell before Dad arrives."
"Oh yes! Here it is!" Amelia cried, supplying the book. Lina speed-read the spell once and again. By the third time, she looked over to the Emperor's Sister with a raised eyebrow and an expression that clearly spoke of disbelief.
E, Sis: Okay, so I can't write spells! Just cast it so we can finish already.
Shrugging, Lina complied. "Ok, here goes. Flippity Floppity Floom! You're a Fish, now you're a Human. Badda Bing Badda Boom!"
Xellos: That's pretty cheesy.
Gourry: I liked it!
In a poof of smoke Lina was transformed, yet again, into a human and dressed in the same blue dress Disney's Little Mermaid wore when the king transformed Ariel into a human, for the last time, at the end of the movie.
Soon afterward King Phil arrived and, once agreeing to Lina's terms, gave them all a lift back to dry land. That done with, he wished his ex-daughter well and he, his newly adopted daughter Amelia, Noonsa, and any other aquatic extras, returned to the briny deep.
Zel: So I guess that's the end then.
E, Sis: Not So Fast!
Zel: What now?
E, Sis: There's still the kiss.
Zel:...kiss?
Lina: Hey that's right! We never did get around to that and if we don't the readers could start a riot.
E, Sis: nods
Zel: o.O
Lina: chuckles Emperor's Sister...do you mind?
E, Sis: Not at all.
The Emperor's Sister, using the power endowed upon all fanfic writers, sent the two back to the 'Tunnel of Love', where, seated quite comfortably, they took up where they last left off.
Lina was sitting, once again, in Zel's lap and he gave no indication of wanting her elsewhere. With her arms wrapped around his neck, she nibbled teasingly at his ears, giggling, when he groaned with pleasure. Zel, hormones racing full speed, glided his hands up Lina's skirt, placing searing, hungry kisses over her neck and shoulders. Lina ran her fingers through his spiny hair as she begged him to continue. Finally, their hungry mouths connected in a hot and frenzied kiss. One the readers have been waiting for since the fic began. Lina opened her mouth to his em-passioned invasion and the young randy couple started to make out in full force, sliding to the bottom of the swan.
E, Sis: Whoa, ok...I guess I'll leave it there since there's NO WAY I'm writing a lemon when little munchkins could be reading this. Well, I hope you enjoyed the story! I certainly enjoyed writing it! Now all that's left to say is...