Setting: A professional stadium, all the lights turned on and scoreboards ready. Two teams, Slayers RED and Slayers WHITE. The place is empty except for Author-type Person.
Author: glances around and chuckles, transforming into the Author-type Referee
Referee: Let's see, first the guys' team. pools Author-type Magic and Gourry, Zelgadis, Xelloss, Valgarv and Rezo suddenly appear, wearing red basketball uniforms
Val: What the %#$@#&%# is going on?!
Zel: Where are we?
Gou: still eating dinner, hasn't noticed he's been teleported yet
Rezo: Hm, sounds like a large open area by the sound of the wind. Xel:
Hawkee! ^_^ glomps the Author-type Referee
Referee: ¬_¬ Get off me right now, Xel-baka.
Xel: I love you too, Hawkee. ^_^V gets pried off and bounces back to the other Slayers guys
Zel: I remember you, the one that almost killed me in Curses and Control. ¬_¬
Referee: ^_^;; You survived, right?
Zel: grumbles
Rezo: So why are we here?
Referee: Well, if you couldn't figure it out, you'll be the guys' team for a basketball game.
Val: $@%@#^ that, I'm not gonna ^$#$&# play any $@@$^&@~! basketball.
Referee: If you resist, I'll stick you and Xel-baka in a blanket scenario. ^_^
Xel: glomps Val and bats his eyelashes
Val: $@^&#%&#$@@^#&%$*$%%$&^(!!!!! beats Xel into a bloody pulp
Referee: And that goes for the rest of you, either go along or I write steamy yaoi blanket fics that'll make Suoh-san's eyes bug out. ^_^
Slayers RED: general grumbling
Referee: Now that that's settled... ^_^ pools more Author-type Magic and Lina, Amelia, Filia, Sylphiel and Martina suddenly appear, wearing white basketball uniforms
Lina: Hey, what's going on?!
Amelia: It is unjust to simply kidnap people without permission.
Filia: AH, namagomi! dashes over with mace ready to Xel, who's still glomped onto Val
Sylphiel: Where is this, and why am I wearing this thing? pulls at the uniform
Martina: Gimme back my regular clothes!
Referee: ^_^' Uhm, ladies? ignored, Slayers WHITE continues chattering Girls... ... HEY, SHUT UP!!
Minna: stare at the Referee, including Gourry
Referee: ^_^;;;;; Now that I have your attention, welcome to the Slayers' Battle of the Sexes Basketball Game! ^_^V
Minna: ... LET'S GET 'IM! rush towards the Referee
Referee: holds up his hand and all the characters freeze I'm glad you agree. ^_^ And since this is a sports game, we'll need more... calls out to one of the extra locker rooms Alright, everyone's here, you can come out!
The cheerleading squad comes out dressed in red and white uniforms; Seraya, Suoh no Miko and Hawkee-chan.
Referee: o_o??? What a sec...
Hawkee: Don't ask me, this is your fic. ¬_¬
Ser: Suoh-chan and I couldn't resist, Hawkee-chan's so kawaii! ^_^
Suoh: Hai, and we needed more than just two cheerleaders. ^_^
Referee: Well, uhm... alright, I guess...
Slayers CHEER walk over to their position at the side of the court.
Referee: shrugs Now that everyone's here, let's go over some rules. Lina, no spells of mass destruction.
Lina: ¬_¬ mutters
Referee: Zelgadis, no using your demon speed.
Zel: glare
Referee: ^_^ Amelia, no justice speeches.
Amelia: But Hawk-san -
Referee: No arguing, these are the rules and you know what will happen if you break them. holds up the Author's Pencil ^_^
Amelia: mumbling Okay.
Referee: Good, now, Gourry, no using the Sword of Light.
Gourry: But there aren't any demons around.
Referee: I know, just making sure.
Gourry: Uh... okay.
Referee: Filia, no using your mace. No, not even on Xelloss.
Filia: WHAT?! Why you... tries to dislodge her mace from Xel's head and it disappears Hey, what's this??
Xel: Aww, the pain's gone. ;.;
Filia: ¬_¬ I'll give you lots of pain, namagomi.
Xel: Really? ^_^v Wai!
Referee: sighs Xelloss, no teleporting.
Xel: Okay. ^_^
Referee: o_o' Uhm.. Sylphiel, no clinging to Gourry, you're on opposite teams.
Syl: But I want to be on the same side as Gourry-sama!
Referee: Are you a girl?
Syl: Yes...
Referee: Is Gourry a guy?
Syl: Yes...
Referee: And is this a guys versus girls game?
Syl: Yes, but -
Referee: THEN NO ARGUING!! eyes turn red and an angry aura forms around him
Minna: o_o;;;
Referee: calms down Valgarv, no changing into your dragon form.
Val: $^#^$@%!! You can't $$^&@ do that to me! #%^$^!@%!#^&#$!!!!
Referee: I can, and I will. ^_^ Martina, no standing around sparkly-eyed for the entire guys' team.
Martina: How dare you imply that I am a woman of such low morals!
Referee: ^_^;; And Rezo...
Rezo: looks in Hawk's general direction Yes?
Referee: Uhm... just no reviving the piece of Ruby Eye.
Rezo: Of course.
Referee: We're almost ready to start. Lina, you be team captain of the WHITE team and Zel, you be captain of the RED team. You've got five minutes before the fun starts. ^_^
Teams go to different sides and start figuring out general strategies.
Referee: Oh, by the way, this is a three-on-three game.
Xel: Sounds like fun. ^_^ smiles innocently as Zel smacks him upside the head
Referee: Teams, take your positions, we're about to begin.
Lina, Zel, Amelia, Gourry, Filia and Xel make up the starting teams.
Referee: Ready? ^_^
Lina and Gourry are at the center, waiting for the jump-off.
Referee: blows his whistle and throws up the ball