Kalis: Welcome to the first installment of the Chaos Saga. Where anything can, and will, happen. In this realm, nobody will be permanentaly injured. (Meaning I can kill Amelia as many times as I want.)
Celes: You don't honestly plan on doing that, do you?
Kalis: Nobody was supposed to hear me think that. Oh well, we'll see ^_~. I will now take this opportunity to introduce my partners in crime.
Zachary: Crime?
Kalis: Whatever, my fellow Angels of Chaos: Kieran, Celes, and Zachary. They won't be around much soo.. ::poof:: bye-bye.
Kieran's Voice: Egotist!!
Kalis: There, now it's just me and my Xellos-sama.
[Door bursts open and in falls ... Lots of bishounen! Everyone is in a huge mass of limbs and hair, and everyone is groaning and moaning. Take your mind out of the gutter, hentai.]
Xellos: What were all of them doing in your closet?
Kalis: Well...
Xellos: I wanted to play too. [Jumps into the mass of flesh and the aching groans are now accompanied by shouts of "Hentai!" and "Whose hand is that?!"]
[Zelgadis, who has his own room instead of being shoved into the closet (the other bish were getting too many scrapes and bruises) walks into the room to see what is going on, ... seeing which, he calmly tries to walk right back out.]
Kalis: Hold on Zel-kun! Your just in time for the festivities.
Zelgadis: I'm not in the mood for your type of 'festivities'.
[Zelas phazes in]
Zelas: I need your help!
Kalis: Lets go Xellos!
Xellos: Kali-chan, shouldn't we find out what the problem is?
Kalis: [stops mid-step] Ohh, right. What's the problem Zelas?
Zelas: The wolves on the island found my wine storage. They drank it all!
Kalis: So, we have a bunch of drunken wolves on our hands.
Zelgadis: And a sobering Beastmaster.
Kalis: Don't worry about a thing Zelas. We got everything under control.
[Kalis and Xellos don their super hero outfits. (Today's outfits are Sailor Moon fuku and Tuxedo Mask's tux. Guess who's wearing what.) They grab the reluctant Zelgadis and head to Wolf Pack Island.]
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Amelia: What are you .. uh~n.
Kalis: Whoops, too late.
Xellos: Oh my god. You killed Amelia!!
Zelgadis: (monotone) You bastard.
Kalis: Your right, I am. Oh well, like I said before, noone dies permanently. She'll be back up in the next episode. Now on to Wolf Pack Island!
[The group strikes poses much like the Ginyu Force of DBZ. If you look closely you will see marionette wires attached to Zelgadis' joints, forcing him to play along.]
[Arriving at the island, they see many wolves staggering and hiccuping. It really is a funny sight to see; have you ever seen a wolf hiccup?]
Zelgadis: What are we going to do about all of this? [A drunk wolf pukes on his shoes.] You are buying me new boots.
Xellos: I know! We can put tu-tues on them and teach them Swan Lake.
Zelgadis: No.
Kalis: Put grass skirts on them and teach them the hula?
Zelgadis: No.
Xellos: Dress them in pretty, frilly dresses and have a tea party?
Zelgadis: No! None of that will solve the problem.
Kalis: Fine. We will just let them off the island.
Zelgadis: What will that accomplish?
Kalis: Simple. Instead of having them all cramped up here, they will be able to roam far and wide. And spread massive chaos. Not to mention, we would be letting so many more people have the chance to see a hiccuping wolf.
Zelgadis: I don't think --
Kalis: Done. Let's go home.
Zelgadis: No, I don't want to go back there!!! Somebody help me!!
Xellos: Nobody can hear you Zel-kun. Don't worry, we will have ever so much fun.
[Back in the Realm of Chaos. Many of the bishounen were oggling Zelas' breasts as she paced back and forth waiting for Kalis to solve her problem.]
Kalis: We're ba~ack. I hope you all missed me.
Zelas: Did you fix everything?
Xellos: Of course we did, Juuou-sama. The drunk wolves are off your island.
Zelas: That wasn't the problem. They drank all my wine! I don't have any left. My head hurts.
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