Take: 1
*in sarah's room*
Lina: Through dangers untold and hardships unumbered, *picks up a lipstick and has a fake gold crown on her head, Is now wearing Jeans, a large white poet shirt with full sleeves, and a white embroided vest with brown loafers* I have -
Zangulas: *voice heard through other side of door* Sarah can I talk to you?
Lina: *angrilly throws crown and lipstick onto the vanity and stops looking in the mirror* Theres nothing to talk about! You better go or your gonna be late.
Zangulas: But if I don't talk to you I'll hear Martina whining -
Martina: *far off* I heard that!
Zangulas: *looking worried* Uh - we've fed Toby and will put him into bed, we'll be back around midnight... *leaves*
Lina: *looking at the door in disgust* You really wanted to talk to me didn't you? Practically broke down the door! *throws herself onto the bed in a huff and looks at shelves where stuffed animals usaully are*
*five minutes pass*
Me: *whispering* Your line was due five minutes ago oh wonder dummy...
Lina: It was?!? Uh um - hmm...
Me: *slaps hand against forehead* LANCELOT!
Lina: Oh yah!!! Lancelot! Someones been in my room again!!! I hate that! *jumps off bed and rushes out the door* I hate you! *runs into parents room and switches on the light* I hate YOU!!! *rushes to the teddy bear thrown carelessly on the floor*
Phibbrizo: *standing in the crib to her right looking at her* I was never crazy for you myself either...
Lina: *sticks out her tongue* Phib - *looks at him incredously* WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?!? *snickers*
Phibrizo: *angry* I'll get you for this jaime...
Lina: SHE did that to YOU?!? *laughs* To a DARK LORD no less!!! *breaks into full scale laughter.*
Phibrizo: T_T
Lina: *tries to stop hysterics* Oh boy - -THAT was grand....
Phibrizo: Could you please continue this fu**ed up play so I may get back to my normal size and plot Jaime's demise....?
Lina: Ok - Where was I?
Phibrizo: 'I hate you.'
Lina: I know you do but that's not the point.
Phibrizo: >.< I meant you were at that part!
Lina: Ahh....Oh yah! *holds bear close to her chest* Somebody save me! Someone take me away from this awful place!
Phibrizo: *unenthusiastically* Wagh. Wagh.
Me: Phibrizo if you ever want your body back -
Phibrizo: Fine. *breaks into full scale wailing...Well pulls out a tape player and pushes 'play'.*
Lina: What? Do you wanna hear story? Fine! *sits down on double bed* Once upon a time there was a beautiful...um..VERY beautiful young girl who's step mother always made her stay home with the baby! *stands up and walks up to the mirror and looks into it* But what no one knew was that the king of the goblins had fallen in love with the young girl - *stops and realizes what she has just said* WHAT?!? OH NO HE DOES NOT!!!
Me: *sighs, walks on stage and grabs Lina by the arm and pulls her off for a few minutes*
Take: Um...lost count for part 2...
Lina: What? Do you wanna hear story? Fine! *sits down on double bed* Once upon a time there was a beautiful...um..VERY beautiful young girl who's step mother always made her stay home with the baby! *stands up and walks up to the mirror and looks into it* But what no one knew was that the king of the goblins had fallen in love with the young girl, and had given her special powers... So one night, when the child had been particularly cruel to her, she called on the goblins for help.
Nunsa, Rodimus, and Zolph: *off in a corner somewhere else*Listen!
Lina: Say your right words the goblin said - And we'll take the baby back to the Goblin city, and you will be free - But the girl knew that the king of the goblins would keep the baby in his castle forever and ever and turn it into a goblin...not a bad deal. So one night when she was tired from a day of housework, and she was hurt by the words of her stepmother- the stuck up sonofa - she could no longer bear it -
Phibrizo: *rewinds tape and hits play and more baby screams sound*
Lina: Oh alright alright! *picks up Phibrizo reluctantly* Knock it off! Come on stop it! Stop it! I'll say the words! *pretends to reconsider it as she not too gently rocks Phibrizo* No I mustn't! I mustn't say! Tempting they may be - I wish...I wish...
Noonsa, Rodimus, and Zolph: *who are playing the goblins pretend to listen intently*
Lina: *lifting Phibrizo over her head as if a sacrifical object* Goblin king, goblin king where ever you may be, take this child of mine far away from me!!! *lightning strikes and nothing happens* Damn. *puts Phibrizo back into the crib and begins to walk out*
Lina: I wish the goblins would come and take you away, right now! *turns off light and the tape player suddenly goes off and she is left in silence* Toby? Huh... musta run out of tape. *begins to walk back to her room*
Me: Lina get your behind back in there!
Lina: Grr.....*walks back into room* Toby? *moves a hand to the light switch and finds the power dead* Stupid piece of &%$#!!! Toby you still here? *silence, begins to walk to crib and pulls back the sheet to find crib empty* Well shit. That's that! *begins to walk back to door but door slams shut and is locked* HEY! *pulls at door handle* This isn't fair!
*sudden gush of wind and glitter and the french doors fling open and a black owl flies in and at her face. she ducks down and it flies out of her way. In a flash of lightning a man is standing in the room now. Lina slowly looks up and turns to the french doors. Her mouth drops at what she sees*
Lina: Xellos?!? *looks at him from head to foot and back again*
Xellos: *smiles* Why Lina, I'm flattered.
Lina: WHAT?!?
Xellos: You've never looked at me like this before. *smiles evily*
Lina: *blushes furiously* Lightning! *crispies a Xell*
Me: >.<