Down in the greater inner world,
Where Mazoku and Dragons play,
You'll find the enchanted dungeon world,
Of Gourry's mindless days....
She's Lina the Mage, Lina the Mage,
She ain't no fuzzy stuffed with fluff.
She's Lina the Mage, Lina the Mage,
She'll eat all the food in the town.
A Mazoku named Xellos is her friend,
And Amelia and little Zel.
Though if you call him that to his face he'll tell you to go to he --
She's Lina the Mage, Lina the Mage,
She ain't no fuzzy stuffed with fluff.
She's Lina the Mage, Lina the Mage,
Don't call her flat chested to her face.
Zelgadis must be a masochist,
He's with that group all the time...
Amelia's a crazy justice freak,
Who's monologues end in rhyme.
She's Lina the Mage, Lina the Mage,
She ain't no fuzzy stuffed with fluff.
She's Lina the Mage, Lina the Mage,
She'll steal all the treasure in the town.
Naga dresses like a floozy,
And Filia drinks tea in a cup,
But going right back to Naga-san,
I wonder what holds them up...
She's Lina the Mage, Lina the Mage,
She ain't no fuzzy stuffed with fluff.
She's Lina the Mage, Lina the Mage,
She likes to cast dragon slaves.
We tried the verse:
"He's Xellos the creep,
Xellos the creep,
All the Claire Bibles he shall keep,
He's Xellos the creep,
Xellos the creep,
He'll lie to you constantly."
But we could figure out any verses for the other slayers characters... oh well ^_^