Zelly had a little lamb...
Gourry: Hey, what's with this wool sweater?
Zelgadis: Don't ask me, I don't want to know.
It's hair was golden yellow...
Zelgadis: When did sheep get hair?
Xelloss: When LN started typing? ^_^
And when they two began to play...
Zelgadis: What do I look like, a lonely sheepherder!
Xelloss: I heard if you keep them at the edge of a cliff, they push back better. ^_^
Zelgadis: You're disgusting.
The girls would start to bellow.
Gourry: Only because Dragu Slave wouldn't rhyme.
Zelgadis: Is she done yet?
Xelloss: Until the next time. ^_^
Little Miss Muffet, sat on a tuffet...
Zelgadis: Get me off this thing.
Eating her curds and whey...
Xelloss: Bon appetite! ^_^
Zelgadis: ...this looks like gruel.
Xelloss: Really? I followed the recipe to a T, well, I was out of a few things, but should be just fine! ^_^
Zelgadis: I'm going to be sick.
Along came spider, and sat down beside 'er
Zelgadis: I'm not a woman!
Xelloss: But your hips...
Zelgadis: Come here so I can kill you.
Gourry: Why an I in this black body suit?
Xelloss: Because we're out of spider costumes, and LN's a yaoi writer. ^_^
Zelgadis: ::nosebleed::
And screwed Miss Muffet til the next day.
Zelgadis: ....
Gourry: ...I can live with that. ::pounces on Zel::
Zelgadis: <((_O)>
Xelloss: ^_^
Zelly, Zelly, blue and stony, how does your garden grow?
Zelgadis: How many of these stupid nusery rhymes is she going to mangle?
Xelloss: As many as she remembers? ^_^
Zelgadis: Shoot me. And I'm not answering!
Xelloss: Not like you have a choice...
Zelgadis: ?! oh no... keyboard... taking over... mind... argh!
"With barbed wire bits and lots of Ra Tilts..."
Xelloss: And a naked Gourry in the back row. ^_^
Zelgadis: I hate you both.
Xelloss: So you don't want the naked Gourry?
Gourry: Well, I want him. ::pounces:: We can trade places Zel, so let's get you naked...
Zelgadis: !! Gou...ooh... ah... OH DAMN, BOY!
Xelloss: ^_^ "The End"