Slayers Fractured Nusery Rhymes


Zelly had a little lamb...

Gourry: Hey, what's with this wool sweater?

Zelgadis: Don't ask me, I don't want to know.

It's hair was golden yellow...

Zelgadis: When did sheep get hair?

Xelloss: When LN started typing? ^_^

And when they two began to play...

Zelgadis: What do I look like, a lonely sheepherder!

Xelloss: I heard if you keep them at the edge of a cliff, they push back better. ^_^

Zelgadis: You're disgusting.

The girls would start to bellow.

Gourry: Only because Dragu Slave wouldn't rhyme.

Zelgadis: Is she done yet?

Xelloss: Until the next time. ^_^


Little Miss Muffet, sat on a tuffet...

Zelgadis: Get me off this thing.

Eating her curds and whey...

Xelloss: Bon appetite! ^_^

Zelgadis: ...this looks like gruel.

Xelloss: Really? I followed the recipe to a T, well, I was out of a few things, but should be just fine! ^_^

Zelgadis: I'm going to be sick.

Along came spider, and sat down beside 'er

Zelgadis: I'm not a woman!

Xelloss: But your hips...

Zelgadis: Come here so I can kill you.

Gourry: Why an I in this black body suit?

Xelloss: Because we're out of spider costumes, and LN's a yaoi writer. ^_^

Zelgadis: ::nosebleed::

And screwed Miss Muffet til the next day.

Zelgadis: ....

Gourry: ...I can live with that. ::pounces on Zel::

Zelgadis: <((_O)>

Xelloss: ^_^


Zelly, Zelly, blue and stony, how does your garden grow?

Zelgadis: How many of these stupid nusery rhymes is she going to mangle?

Xelloss: As many as she remembers? ^_^

Zelgadis: Shoot me. And I'm not answering!

Xelloss: Not like you have a choice...

Zelgadis: ?! oh no... keyboard... taking over... mind... argh!

"With barbed wire bits and lots of Ra Tilts..."

Xelloss: And a naked Gourry in the back row. ^_^

Zelgadis: I hate you both.

Xelloss: So you don't want the naked Gourry?

Gourry: Well, I want him. ::pounces:: We can trade places Zel, so let's get you naked...

Zelgadis: !! Gou...ooh... ah... OH DAMN, BOY!

Xelloss: ^_^ "The End"


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