There once was a chimera so fair
That his beauty was too much to bear
Princess wanted him badly
Pursued him quite madly
'Til Gourry warned her off with a glare
A swordsman, a mistake he had made
If the shaman desired to be laid
His surprise was quite clear
As Zel said with a leer
In me you may sheath your blade
There once was a girl from Seyruun
Who was a great 'Justice' buffoon
Was quite shocked to find
That her beau (in her mind)
Bed a swordsman many times in a moon
Perhaps sensing something amiss
Lina woke from dreams of Gourry and wedded bliss
Crept close to the fire
And near did expire
When she saw his lips touch Zel's in a kiss
Zelgadis, a blue-skinned chimera
Had taken far more than he could bear-a
Thrust Lina from Gourry
Snarled He's mine, don't you see
And, I certainly don't want to share-a
[Yeah, yeah, I know, but you try to find something that rhymes with 'Chimera' ^_~)]
Atop a pole as high as a mountain
She said Zel loves me, it is just, it is certain!
Her heart gave a lurch
And she fell from her perch
When Zel hugged Gourry below by the fountain
A princess, brunette and petite
Thought a shaman really quite sweet
Offered herself as dessert
Cried when she heard him assert
Sorry, blond swordsman is my preferred treat
Parading around in Zel's head
Was the choice on whom he should bed
Miss Justice for all
Or blond, buff, and tall
Choice is clear, justice sucks, buff instead
Lina bought a nice skirt and a sweater
For the swordsman she hoped they would get her
But, he said to the sorceress
Hey Lina, pretty dress
But, on Zel I believe it'd look better
There once was a swordsman so bold
To love a chimera so cold
Took him to bed
Gave him plenty of head
'Til Zelgadis declared Why, I'm sold!
When Amelia asked him to wed
Zel smiled but then shook his head
Said Can't do it, you see
I love Gourry; he loves me
And with you I'd soon wish I were dead
Told "from these two choose a mate for the shaman"
The typical Slayers yaoi fan
Will say swordsman or princess?
No need to convince us
Princess should fall under a ban
Blue-skinned shaman and tall, blond swordsman
Told Lina the sorceress she can
Forget marrying Gourry at all
In a rage she then screamed Fireball!
But they ducked and hand in hand quickly ran