Mazoku no Miko: ::looks around:: Anoo...moshi moshi? ::looks behind herself nervously:: Due to the content of some of my more recent fics, I've been asked to make an apology to anyone who will listen...I'm sorry. ::looks back again:: Is that good enough?
Valgarv: ::Pokes her with a stick:: Keep goin'.
MnM: Val-chan, I told you before, keep your stick to yourself when were in public! Save it for the bedroom, when we're alone!
Valgarv: ::blushblush:: Shu'up! I dunno what the hell you're talkin' about!
MnM: ::glomps him:: Its ok, Val-chan, you don't have to hide it.
Zelgadis: Uhm...arent you supposed to be making an apology?
MnM: Shush, Zel. You're just jealous cause I was with Valgarv last night, and not you. ; p
Zelgadis: ::turns an interesting shade of lavender:: I...I...I...I am not!
Xelloss: I think he is!
Valgarv: I still dunno what the hell you people are talkin' about....::hides behind Firia::
Xelloss: Of course you do! You remember last night with me and sweet lil' Miko-chan, dontcha?
MnM: Xelloss-sama, I told you not to call me 'Miko-chan' anymore...
Xelloss: Ok then, Ama-
MnM: ::covers his mouth:: Not that, either! Anything but that!
Xelloss: Fine, fine...but weren't you supposed to be apologizing to everyone?
MnM: Kuso...they remembered. Ok then...I'm very sorry for all the fics that I've written in the past few months, and for not writing as many as I should. ::looks back:: How about that?
Xelloss: I don't think that's good enough.
Valgarv & Zelgadis: ::points to Xelloss:: You made me sleep with that!
MnM: Ok then, I'll sleep with him next! *.* ::starts to drag Xelloss off, only to be dragged back by many upset bishounen::
Ranma: When are you gonna write about me again?!
Haruka: You promised you'd write a lemon with me and Michiru...where is it?
MnM: ::sweatdrop:: I'm getting around to it...hontou! And you made me stop the last time I tried to write a fic with you in it, Ranma, so it's your own fault.
Ranma: You were writing a lemon with me and Mousse! That's worse than the one that you did with me and Ryouga!
MnM: ::sobs:: I just wanted to make you guys happy...! ::turns to the crowd:: I'm gonna write all of you nice stories, ok? ^.^
Tasuki: Lemons? ¬.¬
Amiboshi: ::clings to Suboshi:: Don't let her write another one of those with me and Tomo!! Hide me!
MnM: Dear, sweet Amiboshi, I wouldn't dream of it! ::writes 'Amiboshi & Suboshi' on her List::
Suboshi: Aniki, why does she have that funny look in her eyes?
Zelgadis: ::whispers to the twins::
Twins: Nani?! Again?!
MnM: ::smiles innocently::
Haruka: Enough with the yaoi already! I want my lemon!
Michiru: Yes, you did promise us one.
MnM: Xelloss-samaaaa! Make them stop! ::clings to him for dear life:: I'll write more! I promise!
Xelloss: Yare yare...::patpatgrope:: Maybe you should stop promising and start writing?
Valgarv: And why the hell do you keep pairing me with that freak? I wanna be with my Garv-sama!
Zelgadis: Yeah, same here! Wait! I mean...not like...
Valgarv: What the BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP did you say?! You stay away from my Garv-sama, you freak of nature! ::proceeds to beat the living crap outta Zelgadis::
Zelgadis: ::whimpers...then moans softly::
Xelloss: ::smirks:: That would be the Mazoku in him coming out...
Firia: What the...?! Ewww! ::covers Zelgadis and Valgarv with a huge blanket::
MnM: ::sticks a video recorder under the blanket:: *.* This should be interesting.
Valgarv: Stop movin' so I can...
Zelgadis: Ow! Don't put that there!
Valgarv: I'll put it where ever I damned well please!
Firia: What are you doing?! And why are you recording them?!
MnM: Sore wa himitsu desu! -.^
::everyone but Xelloss facefaults::
Xelloss: I've taught her well. ^.^
MnM: ::nuzzles against Xelloss::
Haruka: Hey, why are you nuzzling him?!
MnM: Cause I'm his Miko? I'm also Val-chan's and Zel's! ::removes the blanket and nuzzles them, too::
Valgarv & Zelgadis: Hey! What the hell?!
MnM: I'm Miko of all Mazoku, so that means you guys, too. ::makes a face:: Except for that bastard, Garv. He belongs to Lady Sheira-chan for some odd reason. ::continues to nuzzle the Mazoku, with an occasional grope or 10::
Valgarv: Get your damned hands offa me, girl! Where's this girl that thinks she can have my Garv-sama?!
MnM: ::points him in the general direction of Sheira-chan's house, then thinks better of it and consults Ryouga::
Ryouga: ::thinks:: Uhm...that way? ::points::
MnM: Yeah! =D ::sends Valgarv off in the direction that Ryouga pointed to.
Valgarv: ::runs off, looking for blood::
Xelloss: Where did you send him?
MnM: My house! =D ...I think...^.^;; (That's for saying you weren't even 'mildly attached', Michi-chan. ;p )
Haruka: I thought only I called you that? And what's this about being 'mildly attached'?
Michiru: Ara...::holds up hands:: Not me, the other one!
MnM: Tsk...silly 'Ruka, getting all jealous over nothing. If anything, Michiru should be jealous! ::smoochies Ruka:: *.* ::sends in her stunt double, Sylphiel, to get a beating from a rather enraged Michiru::
Xelloss: How'd you get her to do that?
MnM: I told her that Gourry wanted her to. ^.^
Zelgadis: Where is Gourry, anyway? And Lina and Ameria, for that matter?
MnM: ahem Lina's teaching Gourry 'fun things to do when it's raining'. ^.- ::snickers::
Zelgadis: ::blushes profusely:: .........
Xelloss: Ne, Zel-kun, how about we teach Firia the same thing? If you teach as well as you learn....
Zelgadis: ::hides behind Tasuki:: Here! You always say you hate women, have a fruitcake instead!
Tasuki: ::looks at Xelloss advancing:: LEKKA SHIEN!
Xelloss: Ow... *.*
MnM: Awww, I think he likes you now, Tasuki-chan!
Tasuki: Help!
Nuriko: Anoo...Miko-san? MnM: ::cling:: Hai? *.*
Nuriko: Do you think you could write one about me? It doesn't even have to be about me and anyone, just about me...
MnM: Of course, Nuriko-sama! In fact, I've got one almost finished as we speak. ^.^ ::makes a tiny check beside 'Nuriko/Tasuki' on her List::
Nuriko: Oh, thank you! ::smiles and goes off to see about poor Tasuki and his little Mazoku problem::
MnM: ahem Before I finish this off, I wanna apologize to all my beloved characters for not writing faster. And the same for anyone brave enough to read my stuff. ^.- Mo, arigatou for reading! =D
Min'na: ::waves::