*RECAP!, the chibi xels have tied the stunned bishounen to the floor, but Xellos has reformed into his original fruitcakey self*
Xellos: Come on guys, it'll be fun!
3 bishounen: *turn blue, well in Zelgadis' case, bluer*
Xellos: I won't hurt you TO much!
*for no apparent reason, it begins raining lemons*
BR: I STILL don't understand the lemon bit...
FA2: You will....*evil grin*
FA1: *blink*
FA2 *makes popcorn*
FA1: you sick, demented pervert! four at once?!
FA2: *grins evilly and offers her some popcorn*
FA1 *shudders, then takes a handful*
FA2: ^_^v
BR: Oh my......
*Minna runs about frantically dodging lemons, except Rezo and Kopii, who, being hit one to many times, disappear into a seperate pocket dimension*
Zacchi: now there's an interesting lemon
Nezuumi: don't even go there!
Filia: *gets brained with a lemon* ITAI!
Moniker: these lemons are frozen solid
Phoe: well, *shrugs* you know, always hard, and all that...
Minna: *blink*
3 Bishounen: *because they can't dodge, get knocked out by the raining citris*
Xel: *pouts* AAW! but I didn't get to have any fun!
Phoe, Zacchi, Ribbon: *all pout*
Moniker, Silk, Nezuumi: *smash the pouters* Hentai!
Phoe, Zacchi, Ribbon: I~~TA~~I~~!!!
Phoe: Chaos feather of DOOM. PLUShIE!!!
Ribbon: FIST OF DEATH!
Zacchi: HYPER SUGAR CANON SPRAY!
Moniker, Silk, Nezuumi: eep!
Xel: ^_^
Val: *who has regained some conscienceness* oh SH..
BR: You said it.
*Minna become hyper, fried plushies* (includes the casters of said spell, since they forgot to control it)
All is quiet in the pocket dimension...
...too quiet...
*suddenly the rampaging 50 KopichibiXels that have been plaguing email space lately appear and fall upon the hapless plushies*
Plushies (except xel): O.O AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
*in their terror, they gain the ability to move and run as fast as their kawaii plushie legs will carry them*
Moniker: *Sarcastically* thanks _so_ much, Phoenixfeather!! *dodges a particularlly amourous kopichibixel*
Phoenix: Annnoooooo.... Well, at least it's chaotic! ^_^
Zel: whymewhymewhymewhymewhymewhyme?!!?!?!?!?!
Chibi-Belgarath-cameo: I don't know why you! why does everyone always ask that? *gets trampled by the hoarde of kopichibixels chasing Zelgadis-plushy*
Filia: Namagomi-Mazoku-tachi! *starts swinging the mace at random, narrowly missing most everyone in her rampage*
Zacchi and Ribbon: WAAHHHH! *runs like hell* WAAAHHHH! *dodge* WAAAAHHHH!
Nezuumi and Silk: *underneath a pulsating pile of kopixelchibis* what did we do to deserve this?
Tarou and Valgarv: (in unison) Get off us you &$^#@*!$^)!@ !@#^ fruitcakes!
FA1: *attempts the fend off the KopichibiXels who somehow managed to get into Ficcy Author Space (known as FAS)*
BR: ACK!! How did THEY GET HERE
KopichibiXels: Sore Wa...Himitsu desu!!(tm)
FA2: maybe we should get out of here, before they manage to mobs us too...
FA1: *drowning in Xels* too late *sweatdrop*
BR: *gets mobbed* AAAAHHHH!!! GET'MOFFMEGET'MOFFMEGET'MOFFMEGET'MOFFME!!
FA2: Lets run like hell *pulls FA1 and BR out of the hoarde and runs screaming for the hills*
FA1: but we're already in the hills
Fa2: fine! *runs screaming for the flats* far far away, from the ficcy fic.
BR: I AM NEVER DOING THIS AGAIN!!!
FA1&2:..*grins evily* wanna bet?
BR:...Maybe I should have stayed back with the ChibiKopiXels...
And the moral of the story is... Choose one!
Moral #1: Fruitcakes are fun ^_^
Moral #2: Inserting random bishounen will spice up any fic!
Moral #3: There's no such thing as too many dustcloud fights
Moral #4: Beta Reader=Cannon fodder ^_^
Moral #5: We are the Game Operational Directors, you may refer to us as... G.O.Ds!
-End-
wow, you made it... congrats!
Formerly-plushified-minna: gasp... wheeze...
Phoe: stupid ficcy AUTHORS!
*sounds of dark plotting*
FA1: uh-oh
FA2: this could be bad
BR: *attempts to escape*
FA1&2: OH NO YOU DON'T!!! *spiritual hammers the traitor*
BR:..weeeeee...pretty colors....*thunk*
Phoe and Moniker: *laugh evilly in unison* BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! We shall have our REVENGE! *disappear, taking the minna with them*
Ficcy authors: Note to self, never piss off your Avatars. *BIG SWEATDROP*
BR: Does......anyone....have....an....asprin? *starts identifying the birds circling his head*..ooooh...Goldfinch...*thunk*
-End....really!-