Lina awoke and rubbed her elbows, "Damn, Zel, you're kinkier then I thought!"
Zel just purred softly and put his old off-white garbs back on, giving the shiny black leather underneath a tweak, "Well, hun, what did you expect?"
"Don't call me hun."
"Alright hun. By the way, where's Gourry? I was sure he'd want to have a little fun..."
Lina shrugged, grinned, and held up the sword of light, "Gourry had a little....accident, and, well, his sword arm doesn't really work anymore. So I took it..."
"Eeewww! That's disgusting!"
"Not his ARM, stupid! His sword..."
Zel grinned and cast Lina a side-long glance, "I knew you'd kill him some day..."
"I didn't have to do it, Xelloss did..."
Zel's eyes lit up at the mention of Xelloss, "Really? Where's the little fruitcake now?"
"I killed him..."
"YOU BITCH!" Zel screamed and charged Lina, head down. Lina, surprised, let him come, and was poked evilly by his wirey hair.
"Ow! Dammit! Stop it!"
The silent watcher agreed, livid. Don't kill her, you fool. HE was going to kill her....It was HIS job to get revenge...
"Yes, don't kill her, Zelgadiss..."
Both Zel and the poked Lina looked up at Sylphiel, who had appeared out of nowhere.
"Say what??"
"Don't kill her, not until I do this..."
Before another word was said, Sylphiel ran up to Lina and kissed her eye, "Lina, I just want you to know that I yearn to stroke your nose hairs and whisper sweet nothings into your bellybutton...."
Lina laughed, "Sure! It can't be as bad as what Zel did to my larynx last night!"
"Don't talk about last night Lina, I have to kill you now, and I don't want those memories to taunt me!"
"Why do you want to kill me?"
"Why?! Because you killed Xelloss!"
"But you don't like him...."
Blink.....Blink..... "Oh yeah, I don't....Okay then...."
It was then that Sylphiel performed an ice-pick lobotomy on the distracted Chimera, and her and Lina ate well for days.
Chapter 4 | Fanfiction