Popular belief says that Xelloss is a very powerful mazoku preist/general for the beastmaster. This is a blatent lie. Due to the BM's..... cough unkickable smoking habit, and company cut-backs for all mazoku lords, Xelas was forced to settle for all she could afford. Yes, this means that Xelloss is not what we all believed him to be! He is actually that old scary guy named Milton that can be seen scraping the gum off the front sidewalks of the stores downtown. Hey, everyone's gotta eat!
*Xelloss fazes in*
Xelloss: Lina! Something terrible has happened to gourry, I have good news and bad news!
Lina: Oh gods! Give me the bad news first!
Xel: He was jumped by berzerkers. There were so many, not even -he- could fight them. Both his femur's broke, his sword arm has lost all feeling and is completely useless. He won't be able to eat, bath, or even wipe his ass by himself four at least six years.
Lina: That's horrible! What's the good news?
Xel: *smirk* I was joking, he's dead.
| Slayémon | Zel | Golem |
|---|---|
| Lina | Arbok |
| Gourry | Psyduck |
| Amelia | chansey |
| Xelloss | meowth |
| Martina | jigglypuff |
| gaav | charizard |
| firia | dragonite |
| LoN | mewtwo |
Ame: Hello, my name is Amelia and I'm an alcoholic......
Firia: Ummm, why are you saying that to my superior cheif?
Ame: Uh, oops...heh heh, wrong meeting
Dear Ann Landers;
I am a serious but sensitive guy in my early twenties. I have a nice
personality and am very honourable. the only problem is my grandfather,
Rezo, put a curse on me, giving me an ugly appearence. The only one not
afraid of me is the justice-freak princess of Seyruun. But the one I'm in
love with would never accept me. She's not perfect either. I mean, she can
turn into a giant wolf. And I can't even begin to explain her infatuation
with fuzzy dice from Las Vegas. Um, anyways, how can I get her to see past
my body and see the real me? Sign me......
Taco Boy in south Dakota.
Dear TC,
If she hasn't already noticed what a charming guy you are, then drop her
like a sack of hot potatoes. And if things don't work out, call 555-3825.
And rememebr, don't drink and drive.
All right, I apologize for that bout of stupidity. I'm done now.