Ding dong,
my brain is dead
Stayed up all night
Got messed in the head
I like muffins
With bugs and cheese
Eat my watch
or I'll club your knees
Went to site
Had lots of neat stuff
Like the Crimson king
Zel is buff
Ate some crackers
and drank some jolt
Now I'm wired as a
thunderbolt
Could be productive
But I'm too lazy
Waitasecond
I'm just crazy
If you don't like
this little poem
you can go to hell
with the superdome
tonight I watched wrestling
And peewee hermen
red a book about redwall
and nasty vermin
Then I watched some anime
Slayers try
If you don't like slayer
then just go die
I wish I were
just an eensy bit normal
have a touch of manners
and some clothes that are formal
Then I say SCREW IT
Society sucks
If I had my way
I'd kill all to sane schmucks
This is the end
of my little ditty
And if your feelin' generous
GIVE ME JUJUBES