The Slayers, namely Lina, Gourry, Zelgadis, and Amelia, appeared in a small white room with no visible entry or exit. Poof, they're there.
"Uh, how'd we get here?"
"Where are we?"
"What happened to dinner?"
"Gourry-san, this is no time to be worrying about food! We need to get out of here," Amelia proclaimed, making flamboyant gestures as always.
"I think I know what happened."
"Oh?" the redhead replied. "So what's your deduction, Zel?"
"This looks like the favoured domain of the hentai no miko. I think Raven's messing with us again."
"Great. That's all we need."
"Well, I could bring in Xelloss, Lina-chan. Would that make things better or worse for you?" a voice chimed in from the nothingness.
giku "Uh, no. Let's leave demon boy out of this, okay?"
"But Lina-san! He might be able to get us out of here!"
"Nah, Xel-chan is working for me right now. Actually, Gadis-chan is supposed to be, too. Bunny-chan, why aren't you?" One could hear the innocent blinking.
"I am NOT working for you! Every time I do, you put me in a yaoi with that fruitcake or make me miserable, or both. And stop calling me Bunny-chan!"
"Well, I have put you with Lina-chan before, remember? Would you prefer to be put with Amelia?"
"I would prefer not to."
"Then who else do you want to be with then? Sylphiel? Filia? Gourry?"
"No, no, and no. Why can't you just leave me alone?"
"Because I love you. Now, Gou-kun, I -- uh, can someone wake him up?"
Amelia poked at the swordsman with the justice rod she kept from her adventures with Peaceman.
"Huh? Wha?"
"Gou-kun, I need you to play a dumb blonde computer. Think you can handle it?"
"Sure!" he smiled. "Uh, what's a computer?"
"Oh, I knew you'd be a natural!" Raven squealed. "Now, we're doing a new fic soon, so here are you parts. Lina, you'll play a professional bum who cleans the gunk out of chicken soup nozzles..."
"Oi!"
"Ame, you'll the voice for a talking toaster and various other mechanized dispensers..."
"Huh?"
"And Gadis-chan, you'll be an anal retentive dead guy who wants to find a new body."
"Raven."
"Yes, Gadis-chan?"
"An anal retentive dead guy???"
"He's human..."
blink, blink "I'll do it!"
"Whoa, Zel, you don't even know the plot yet!"
"So?"
"So??? What do you mean 'so?'?!?!?"
And as the fight ensues over the newest idea to gush out of the hentai no miko's head continues, we fade away from the little white box in the nothingness. The end.