Dreamland


LINA: Everyone away from me!

ZEL: (curled up) *twitch, twitch*

AMELIA: AAH! SNAKE!

XELLOS: Not so loud...

GOURRY: *snore*

SYLPHIEL: Oh, Gourry-sama!

LINA: GET AWAY!

SYLPHIEL: *kissy noises*

ZEL: I wish, I wish...

XELLOS: Val-kun... *kissy noises*

ZEL: ...upon a star...

LINA: Ten meters off! NOW!

XELLOS: *stops making kissy noises and gets into something a tad more exotic*

VAL: He's got three eyes!

XAXRES: Oh, Maryu-o-sama! *LOUD kissy noises*

VAL: It's coming to get me!

AMELIA: It's coming to get me!

VAL & AMELIA: AAAAAAAAAAAH!

GOURRY: *snore*

ZEL: ...that...

FILIA: Damn you namagomi...

GOURRY: *snore*

VAL: He's gonna eat me!

ZEL: ...would...

AMELIA: It's poisonous!

LINA: I warned you! Now you're gonna get it!

Darkness beyond blackest pitch...

XELLOS: *moans*

SYLPHIEL: You really think so, Gourry-sama?

ZEL: ...just...

LINA: Deeper than the deepest night...

XAXRES: *giggles* Aww, how sweet!

AMELIA: It's a python! Save me!

FILIA: ...no...too strong...

LINA: King of darkness who shines like gold...

ZEL: ...care about me...

FILIA: ...he's killing them all...

VAL: Shut up! The walls are talking!

LINA: Upon the Sea of Chaos...

AMELIA: NOOOOO! It bit me!

XELLOS: *gasps* *moans*

FILIA: ...no...I can't save them...

VAL: SHHHH! I can't hear the walls!

(notice that there are no walls)

LINA: I call upon Thee!

AMELIA: *strangly noises*

XELLOS: *pants*

ZEL: Why? Why me?

FILIA: *weeps quietly*

LINA: Let the fools who stand before us be destroyed...

ZEL: *weeps quietly*

VAL: I can't hear you, Mr. Wall. Speak up!

AMELIA: *falls to the non-existent floor, twitching*

XAXRES: Aww, you really shouldn't have, Gaav-kun!

LINA: By the power you and I posess!

GOURRY: *snore*

XELLOS: *snore*

FILIA & ZEL: *continue weeping*

VAL: Is that so?

LINA: GIGA SLAVE!

...and the world is transformed into a sea of chaos...


Notes

AUTHORS: Did we scare you?

*fade to black*


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