It was a horrid and terrifying day outside. (Basically meaning it was sunny and hot.) And Carbunkle was walking down the street totally unaware of the danger that was following him.
"Hahahahahahahahaha!!! Soon my revenge will be at hand!" A man clocked in a pink cape laughs his head off hiding behind a dumpster watching the unsuspecting green creature.
"Huh?" Another man clad in a yellow cape pops up out of nowhere.
"I wasn't talking about you! I mean revenge as in vengeance, not revenge as in you, Revenge!" The pink clad man said to the yellow clad man whom apparently was named Revenge.
"You know Danger you really gotta stop using my name in sentences. One of these days when you really need me I'm just not going to show up because you cried wolf far too many times in the past." Revenge said to Danger.
Another man pops up clad in a bright orange cape appears as well. "Eh? Someone need me?"
Both Revenge and Danger glare at the other man who was named Past.
"Oh nevermind Past! Anyway since the both are you here perhaps you two would like to help me with my plan of vengeance against the ever so evil one.... Carbunkle!" Danger laughed mechanical laughter.
"Don't you mean revenge?" Past asked Danger.
"Why would he want vengeance on me?"
"No I didn't mean that! Wouldn't Danger want revenge on Carbunkle rather then vengeance?"
"Why would he want me on Carbunkle?"
"Past, Revenge both of you shut up! I can't concentrate here! Now where did Carbunkle go?!?!" Revenge glanced around the area, but the evil evil evil evil evil evil evil evil evil evil evil evil evil evil evil evil evil evil evil evil creature Carbunkle, was nowhere in sight. "Curses! Foiled again! Back to the chase my hounds!" Danger declared.
"Hounds?"
"I think he means us."
"Oh."
Meanwhile back on the hunt...
Carbunkle sat down on a rock thinking very hard while looking at a very large map. Where the hell did I end up now?! This place isn't on the map! This is the last time I get a map from Relm! Knowing her she probably gave me a fake one just to get me lost!
(Relm: [evil grin])
Carbunkle looked around and saw that he was in the middle of a grassy meadow (funny considering that he was just in an urbanized area before). There were trees and a babbling brook not to far away. There were flowers and birds and a faint wind breezing through the tree branches. As far as Carbunkle's eyes could see, aside from the birds he was alone. But he knew better then that.
"HIYAAAAAA!!!" Carbunkle screamed while doing a flying kick into one of the trees. The tree shook and a large fish went flying out of the trees screaming. Yes you guessed it, it's Carbunkle's arch nemesis, Noonsa the Flaming Fish Man.
"WHY WONT YOU JUST DIE!?!?!?!?!?!!" Carbunkle screamed before bring a large sledgehammer down on Noonsa's head.
With a sickening squish, Noonsa became fish paste.
"AH HA! Finally I'll be rid of that annoying FISH THING!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!" Carbunkle did the evil psycho laughter thing.
All of a sudden ghostly Noonsa angel form emerged from the now dead fish and slowly rose to the heavens. But a large hand came out from the clouds and hit Noonsa back into his body. "Oh no you don't! We don't want you here!" The hand suddenly disappeared.
"Ow... why does everyone hate me so much? Is it because I am so beautiful?"
Carbunkle's eyes locked in on the newly revived fish man. And his eyes turned blood red with fury. "AHHHHHHHH!!!! HOW DARE YOU COME BACK!!!!! WHY CAN'T I JUST KILL YOU?!?!?!?!??!! DDDDDDIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!" Carbunkle went charging back at Noonsa with sledgehammer in hand.
"Nooooooooo! Don't hurt me!!!!!!!!" Noonsa screamed running away from the enraged green calling esper.
"Ahhhh... so Carbunkle doesn't like the fishman too much huh?" Danger evilly grinned. "Well then I think I'll use that to my advantage."
"What are you going to do for revenge?"
"Why would Danger want to do something for me?"
Past smacked Revenge on the head. "If I'm talking to you or about you, I'll look at you okay?! Otherwise, I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT YOU!!!!!"
"SHUT UP BOTH OF YOU!! Do you want to ruin my beautiful plans?! It's so obvious that I was that got the brains in the bunch. Anyway for my master plan I'm going to use a little love potion on Noonsa." Danger cackled.
"Why do you like Noonsa?"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! SHUT UP REVENGE!!!!!! ARG! I'm going to use the love potion on Noonsa so that he'll fall in love with Carbunkle and drive him insane."
Past looked over at Noonsa and Carbunkle. Carbunkle had once again killed Noonsa who had once again been revived. "You know considering that Carbunkle keeps on killing Noonsa wouldn't the love potion just loose effect right after Noonsa dies and gets revived. And why does Noonsa keep on getting revived anyway?" Past wondered looking up to the sky.
"SHUT UP PAST!!!!!!!!!!!!! Anyway I just need to tip the end of this arrow and shoot it at Noonsa." Danger said while getting his bow and arrow ready.
"You mean like this?" Revenge asked while shooting a normal arrow that hadn't been laced with the potion at Noonsa and hitting him straight in the heart. Noonsa again falls down dead.
"NO YOU IDIOT!!!! Don't shoot the arrows!" Danger screamed at Revenge and got his bow ready for when Noonsa was revived again. Once Noonsa was up Danger shot the arrow but unfortunately Noonsa at this moment decided to veered to the left. So instead the arrow hit none other then Carbunkle himself.
"Uh-oh."
Carbunkle's eyes suddenly turned large with big hearts. "Noonsa darling! Where have you been all my life?" Carbunkle asked latching onto one of Noonsa's ah um arms.
"Darling? No ones ever called me darling before... Carbunkle what's with you? I thought you hated me."
"Oh I could never hate you dearest! I've loved you all this time but I couldn't bear myself to tell you. I was so jealous of the way you look and how you are that all I could do was lash out at you violently. I never meant to hurt you at all I swear!"
"Well they do say that you hurt the ones you love the most. But you really feel that way about me?"
"Oh yes, yes yes! I do I do! Noonsa my love take me away with you so that we can be together forever!" Carbunkle pleaded.
"No, I can't..."
"Noonsa darling why? Aren't I enough for you? Is there something wrong with me? I can change I swear I can! I can even stop cooking you as the main ingredient! I'd do anything for you! Please tell me why you wont go away with me!"
"I can't..."
"Why?!"
"I'm a married fish... If I did I'd be betraying Noola!" Noonsa turned away from Carbunkle with a shameful look.
(Relm: Popcorn Death?
Death: Don't mind if I do. Do you think Carbunkle will mind that we are doing this?
Relm: Nah... he'd probably get an award for this performance. He knew that he could play a role like this so well.
Death: You're just trying to make up excuses so this will be okay.
Relm: Well this fic was your idea Death.
Death:... Yeah he shouldn't mind not at all. [nervous laughter]
Relm: [sweatdrop])
"Oh Noonsa, forget about that old haggy flounder! I can be your main fish! Forget about her! She doesn't have to know about us! We can go and run off and live our lives together."
Noonsa didn't answer him.
"Darling?"
"Alright Carbunkle, let's run away together just you and me!" Noonsa picked up Carbunkle and carried him off.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!" Carbunkle screamed out loud getting up with a start. "That was scary... Thank the gods that was only a dream." Carbunkle sighed with relief before going back to his place on the bed.
"Are you okay honey?" Noonsa asked putting his arm around Carbunkle.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! IT WASN'T A
DREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
The End
(Relm: This has been a Death and Relm April Fools Production)
Carbunkle comes storming over to Relm swing a chair overhead. "YOU SICK PYSHCO %#$@^@%$#^!!!! How dare you do something like this to me!!!! AND WHAT THE HELL DID NOONSA AND I DO IN THE BED?!?!?!?!?
(Relm: [rather then answer she holds up a sign to the audience that reads: They did nothing, but let's not tell Carbunkle that ^_~] )
This fic was written without Carbunkle's consent. The actions of him or any other characters in this fic were completely fictional and not of their own personal choice. Carbunkle has no affectionate feelings towards Noonsa and would rather see the fish man set ablaze and killed viciously rather then be in a relationship with him. And to repeat the above message, Carbunkle and Noonsa did nothing after Noonsa carried Carbunkle off. Absolutely nothing.
No animals were hurt in the filming of this fic.... Well expect Noonsa was killed a few times but let's ignore that little fact. ^_~