It was a cold and windy night. It was lonely in the office sitting all alone reading through my papers. I hadn't had a client in months and the money was really starting to stretch. It was starting to get really depressing. I felt like my business was going to go under. Until she came in...
Ruby comes into her dressing room and squishes Scene violently. "What the hell are you doing in my room and what's with the film noir crap?!" Ruby goes and flicks on a light and turns on all the color.
"It's not crap! I'll have you know I've been working long and hard hours on my story!" Scene stomps his foot defiantely and clutches his typewriter.
"It's only a paragraph long."
"Shut up!"
"And now for something completely different." -- Monty Python's Flying Circus.
Relm stands puzzled looking at her surroundings. No matter how far she went it didn't look like she had gone anywhere. There was nothing but purple around her and no objects but herself and Floppy. She had no idea that something was following them.
"Flop flop!" Floppy barks while pointing his paw behind them.
"What?" Relm looks around and sees nothing.
"Flop flop!" Floppy says again pointing in the direction behind them.
Again Relm looks but see nothing behind her.
"Flop flop!"
Relm frowns and without looking behind her grabs blindly in the area behind her head.
"AHHHH!!!!"
Relm just blinks at the creature she just captured.
Topaz after recovering from eating the yummy gummi shark was still kinda hungry. So he was walking around to see what else was edible.
"Hmmm! How about that one!" Topaz flings himself at a sign points. "Ow no that was no edible."
Ruby walks up behind Topaz and slaps him upside the face. "Your gut is going to get us killed! Don't you remember what happened to Relm?"
Carbunkle ignoring them goes and looks at the sign Topaz had flung himself at. "Boo? Is that supposed to be scary?"
"Kitty!"
"Huh?" The three of them look in the direction of the arrow on the sign where Boo from Monster Inc. is standing with arms open looking like she was going to hug them. Only she happened to be in that monster costume.
"AHHHHHHH!!!! MONSTER!" Topaz, Carbunkle and Ruby scream at once.
"See I told ya we shouldn't have hidden under that mini-van!" Mike says to Sully as they run by picking up Boo with them.
Ruby blinks. "Mini-van?"
"INCOMING!"
The three of them look up to see a mini-van on a crash course from the sky heading right for them.
"Oh dear god he's small and cute." Relm states in a very unenthusiastic voice.
"Can you please put me down?" Chibi-Xellos pleads as Relm dangles him from one foot.
"Why are you here?"
"Can you put me down pretty please? I can't feel my legs and head is going woozy..."
Against her better judgment Relm gently puts Chibi-Xellos back on his feet rather then just drop him from the air and let him crash to the floor.
"Thank you pretty lady." Chibi-Xellos puts his thumb in his mouth.
Relm just blinks. "I think the better question here is what did you do to Xellos and what the hell are you."
"I'm sleepy could you read me a bedtime story?"
Relm blinks again. Facefault.
CRASH!
"So sorry about that chaps! Didn't mean to almost land you there. Traffic through here is a nightmare! I always seem to be late for everything." A form strangely resembling Gourry emerges from the mini-van. He looked like Gourry only he wore his hair in a braid, he wore a dark blue suit and owl rimmed glasses. Carbunkle had to do a double take but it almost looked like he had a book in his hand. Wait a minute it is a book! And it didn't have any pictures in it.
"Who are you?"
"Oh I'm so sorry! How rude of me not to introduce myself. Pardon me, I am Gourrodeith the IV."
Sweatdrop.
[btw Chibi-Xellos is in a light blue cotton sleeper. Just in case you wanted to know what he was dressed in.]
Hmmm... I think this is starting to get a little bit out of hand. Oh who am I kidding... it's been out of hand for a loooooooooong time now...
To be continued at 18,000!
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