When we last left off, our hero's had a bit of a dilemma to deal with. In their drunken splendor, Gourry and Zelgadis had decided to elope. What will our hero's do next?
"WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON!!!" Lina screamed out at Relm.
"Owww! Don't yell in my ears! This isn't my fault!"
"Well it could be you know, you did decide to have the party..." Carbunkle said in a small voice.
The evil eyes of anger glared down at Carbunkle making him feel very small and tiny.
"Why would I do something like this?! I don't have a @#%$# Gourry/Zelgadis bias now do I?!" Relm screamed at Carbunkle.
"What are we going to do know?" Filia said rationally.
Everyone's eyes shifted to Relm.
"Hey why are you guys looking at me like that?"
"Well you are the webpage headmaster, so you should think of something." Carbunkle said logically.
"Meaning you guys are too lazy to think of anything... Grr... alright. Okay obviously we have to stop them. But I want to know is why are they still so drunk when we aren't?"
Off in the distance Dr. Evil Relm's loud and obnoxious laughter can be heard with her evil doom theme music sounding.
Back at the Insanity crew numerous people are holding Relm back so that she cannot viscously maul Dr. Evil Relm.
"Damn that little freak! I'll kill her!"
"Is that really possible?"
"I don't care! She is dead!!!!!!"
(multiple sweatdrops)
Back at Dr. Evil Relm's secret hideout somewhere in the New Mexico desert...
"Mwhahahahaha! I have made the ultimate plan of absolute madness! Little do they know I have complete control over their precious Zelgadis and Gourry!" Dr. Evil Relm pulls out two adorably cute little Zelgadis and Gourry chibi voodoo dolls.
"Mwhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah! And what is sweeter is that I can control the rest of them two! Mwhahahahahahahahahahahahaha!" Dumps out more chibi voodoo dolls of the whole Slayers Beyond Insanity crew.