"Oh look there's a large storm coming in, we'd better run into that inn (oddly very close by) before we are soaked!" De Tanga said to the whole Slayers cast (including all of our site additions) in chibi form that he was babysitting. (Not including site creators.)
De Tanga and the chibis walk into the inn and are greeted by a very tall dark figure that seems to have no face.
"Good evening." (Thunder crash!) All the chibis run behind De Tanga in fear. (The question is, from the man or the thunder?)
"Um.. do you have a room? I'm taking care of these....um.... children, yeah that will work, and we need a place to stay."
The inn keeper glances around the group.
"Walk this way." (Thunder crash!)
The inn keeper lead them to a very large room with a lot of windows with no curtains (dot, dot, dot, opps that's supposed to be ... ) ... (fixed it that time!)
"I shall see thee in the morning..." (Thunder crash!)
Everyone rolls out their bedrolls and sits down facing De Tanga.
"What? What? Why are you all staring at me?" De Tanga impatiently asks them all. They are silent, but stare at him a little longer.
"Mr. De Tanga? We're scared! Tell us a story!" ChibiAmelia says with large puppy eyes, bigger than normal.
"Hmmm... a story you say? Are you all really frighten?"
All the chibis nod their heads with larger than normal sad puppy eyes.
"Okay since today is easter (although you wouldn't know it by the setting we have provided) I'll tell you a true story that I my great grand papy told me!"
"Um, Mr. De Tanga, how can you have a great grand papy when you don't even know who your parents are?" ChibiLina asks.
"Do you want to hear a story or not? Okay now how should I start this off?"
"If your great grand papy already told you this story then wouldn't you know how to start it off?"
"... Okay once upon a time..."
"Do you think Amelia would like this one?" Gavin holds up a chocolate easter gerbil to Arty who gives Gavin a questioning glance.
"Uh... how about something a little more festive?"
"Okay how about this chocolate pumpkin?"
"I meant easter festive..."
Gavin and Arty were in a market place looking for an easter present for Gavin to give to Amelia.
"Do you really like Amelia that much? She's a little..."
"A little what?"
"Um a little...justicesy?"
"Okay now that isn't even a word. But yeah maybe she can be a little passionate about rights and wrongs, but that's just part of her charm."
"Ah...yeah... sure whatever. How about that one?" Arty points at chocolate easter bunny encrusted with diamonds and rubies.
(Sweatdrop) "Um, that's a little much Arty... I don't quite have that much money..."
"If you really like her that much you would pay any price to make her happy!"
Gavin holds up the price tag for Arty to see.
"Okay how about that one?" Arty points at a cute little chocolate bunny with gold ribbon around it's neck.
"Oh that would be perfect! It's so cute and it's a good price too!" Gavin runs off to the salesperson skipping with glee.
Meanwhile hiding in the shadows (ChibiGourry: Hey isn't it daytime? Why is there shadows? De Tanga: Shut up! I'm telling a story here!) someone in a lab glasses watches them and smiles evily.
(ChibiGourry: Who? (De Tanga gets out a rope and duct tape and ties and gags ChibiGourry up) De Tanga: -_- I was getting to that!)
Dr. Evil Relm (yes she's finally appearing as a character in a fanfic) had been following Arty and Gavin around since they left to go shopping.
"At last my plan is in action! Mwhahahahahaha!! I doubt Amelia will like her easter gift when I am done with it! Mwhahahahahahahaha!!!" Her evil laughter continues on for a few minutes.
"Um, excuse me boss, while you were laughing they got away," Noonsa says tapping Dr. Evil Relm on the shoulder.
"What you imbecile! How could you let them get away! I'm not paying 1 copper piece a day for nothing you know!"
Noonsa grumbles while his head (?) sad with shame.
Arty and Gavin walk down to eat lunch.
"So Arty do you have your eye on anyone?" Gavin says with a mischievous grin.
"Um, ga, so, neh, gee, ah, um, ugh, (incoherent rambling continues on for a few moments) um, why do you ask?" Arty stammered out blushing like a tomato.
"Oh, no reason..." Gavin say while still grinning.
All of a sudden Noonsa and four goblins appear scaring everyone but Arty and Gavin out of the restaurant.
"What do you guys want we're eating lunch?!" Gavin says with an impatient scowl. Then he looks up, "Oh shit goblins." (for all you guys who haven't read the character bios, bad people, Arty is allergic to goblins and other things. His reaction, sneezing while casting random magic.)
"Ah-ah-ah-CHOOOO! DIEM WING!" Arty is thrown out of the restaurant flying into the air.
"Oh great, I guess I'm on my own. Now what do you want?"
"Give us the bunny!"
"Huh? You want Amelia's easter present? Why?"
"Because Dr. Evil Relm wants it," One of the goblins speak up. (ChibiLina: And since when can goblins talk? De Tanga: You want a piece of this? (Holds up duct tape and rope.) ChibiLina:...)
"Shut up!" Noonsa cries out while bashing that goblin on the head, "Ouch my hand! Why you dumb goblins have to have such hard heads?!"
(Sweatdrop) "..."
"Ahhhhhhh! (Thud) owww..." Arty lands through the whole and onto the floor.
"Glad that you could make it, now will you help me here?"
Arty puts a clothespin on his nose.
"Sure I can. What do they want anyway?"
"Amelia's... bunny..."
"????? Okay.... So they want that bunny you bough- hey where is it?"
"Right here...(Gavin points to the table were he left it.) ????? Huh wait a minute it was right there!"
Both guys glace over to Noonsa, only to discover that both him and his goblins were gone.
"Mwhahahahahahahaha!!! I have the chocolate bunny at last! Now I can go onto phase 2 of my plan!" Dr. Evil Relm beams.
"Um, what's phase 2 anyway?" Noonsa asks his current master.
Facefault.
"The creation of my tool of destruction you idiot! Now lets see...." She starts to flip through her book, ‘Chimera Creation for Dummys.' She heads over to a big pot boiling with many unidentified items in it.
"Okay a little of this, and a little of that and a pinch a this! Now for the base ingredients! (Holds up the chocolate bunny and throws it into the pot) Now for you my angry friend. (Pulls out the rabid Montey Python And the Holy Grail rabbit and throws it into the pot.) And last but not least, my most important ingredient! (Pulls out a package toy that reads, ‘Insant Cyclops, just add water or evil potion' and throws that into the pot.) Live, damnit live!"
Suddenly the pot starts to boil over rapidly. A large mass starts to emerge from the goo.
"IT'S ALIVE! IT'S ALIVE!! It's.... made of chocolate?! Now I wasn't expecting that one. But oh well go my one eyed two eared stomping giant chocolate people eater, and destroy stuff!" Suddenly a chorus breaks out singing about purple monsters...
"I can't believe I lost her present!"
"Hey she wasn't even expecting one."
"I know but I wanted to give her something..."
"Give her some sweet loving."
Gavin was blushing and about to say something when a very large, chocolate one eyed mad bunny came stomping by destroying things.
"Umm, Gavin I think I found your bunny..."
Gavin looks up and blinks, but doesn't say a word.
"Um, Gavin? Hello? Aren't we going to do something about this?"
"Nah... I don't want to..."
"If we defeat it, you can give to Amelia, and say that you slew this evil beast in the name of justice for her..."
"Okay, TRIP WIRE!" Suddenly a long thine wire appears strung out in front of the 'bunny'. The 'bunny' just steps over the wire.
"Trip Wire?"
"Hey I'm a jikkuku mage here! You're the red mage-in-training, why don't you do something?!"
"Alright then, FREEZE ARROW!" Arty's freeze arrows for whatever reason turn out to be carrots. The thing just picked one up and ate it.
"A freeze carrot?!"
"Hey, I tried. Ah-ah-ah-ah CHOOO! EXPLOSION ARRAY!" The thing goes flying.
"You sneezed?"
"Yeah I'm allergic to chocolate."
Sweatdrop.
"And to this day the one eyed two eared stomping giant chocolate people eater comes out on easter day screaming, and having his revenge!" (Thunder crash!)
All the chibis sit huddled around each other shivering and crying. Relm, Carbunkle and Death come in giving De Tanga disgusted glances.
"Here we leave you to baby-sit the child -- um I mean chibis and you go and scare them like this?! De Tanga I'm ashamed of you!" Relm shakes her head.
"Oh man how are we ever going to get them asleep now?" Carbunkle mutters.
"What did you say to them?" Death questions De Tanga.
"Oh I just told them about the One Eyed Two Ear Stomping Giant Chocolate People Eater story."
"That one? Okay kids, I mean chibis listen up! That monster doesn't run around on easter any more."
"Why?"
"Because Lina and Gourry atet it."
All the chibis start to cry.
"Oh the poor bunny!"
"Argh..."