There's a man who lives a life of danger
To everyone he meets, he stays a stranger
With every quest he makes
Another chance he takes
Hoping he might find a cure tomorrow
Secret agent Zel, secret agent Zel
They've made you a rock-golem
And taken away your face
Beware the Trickster Priest or you may find
A smiling face can hide an evil mind
Don't let the wrong word spill
While casting that bad Ra Tilt
Or odds are you won't live to see tomorrow
Secret agent Zel, secret agent Zel
They've made you a rock-golem
And taken away your face
Working for the Red Priest Rezo one day
Running with the Dragon-Spooker next day
Be careful what you say -
She'll whip out her Dragon-Slave
Odds are you won't live to see tomorrow
Secret agent Zel, secret agent Zel
They've made you a rock-golem
And taken away your face