One day a beautiful woman was walking along one day tossing her bag of gold happily in the air. Suddenly, she tripped by a pond and her gold fell into the murky water. She wanted back her gold but...she didn't want to go into that yucky water...so she cried. Her crying brought the attention of a simple green frog who went to her aid.
"YOUNG LADY, WHY EVER ARE YOU CRYING?"
The lady screamed at the site of a talking simple green frog. "What the hell are you?!"
"DO NOT FEAR, FOR I AM JUST A SIMPLE GREEN FROG WHO HEARD OF YOUR DISTRESS CRY."
The lady rasied an eyebrow.
"TELL ME, MISS, WHY IS IT YOU ARE CRYING?"
The lady stared "I...dropped my bag of gold into this pond here and I don't know how I'll get it back without touching that dirty water."
"HAVE NO FEAR, MISS! FOR I SHALL GET YOU YOUR BAG OF GOLD!" With that the simple green frog leaped back into the pond and tracked down the lady's bag of gold. T'was no problem for the frog to find or carry it back out of the water. "HERE YOU GO, MISS." the simple green frog exclaimed as he handed back the lady's bag of gold.
"Wow!" The lady cried as she happily held out her missing gold. "Thanks!" Thus she ran off to aviod anymore silliness for the day...but the frog wanted to talk more to the beautiful lady. So, he followed...well, hopped after her. Wherever the lady went the simple green frog accompied her. The lady thought it was weird but she really did like the simple green frog. She made sure he was taken care of very well wherever they went.
One evening the simple green frog could not take it anymore. He pronounced his love for the lady that night. The lady was surprised but she did love the simple green frog. Unfortunatly, as their bodies were, she could only love him as a pet. This sadden the simple green frog. The lady said not to be dishearten because no matter what they would always be together. With that she gave the frog a heartfelt kiss.
Suddenly, the simple green frog started to glow a brillant light.
"OH MY LADY, I THANK YOU EVER SO MUCH FOR YOUR LOVE AND HELP. FOR YOU SEE I AM REALLY A PRINCE WHOM AN EVIL SORCERESS HAVE PLACED A CURSE ON ME TO DISGUISE MY FORM AS A SIMPLE GREEN FROG. IT WAS ONLY THE POWER OF YOUR TRUE LOVE THAT WAS ABLE TO UNDO THIS CURSE."
"Oh...my little green frog..." the lady felt a wave of hapiness rush through her "Does this mean...?"
"YES, WE CAN NOW LOVE EACHOTHER AS MAN AND WIFE." The glowing green frog started to change it's form "SO, COME AND LET US GO OFF AND LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER!" With that the glow faded away and there stood Prince Philienel El Di Sailloon.
The lady scream "AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!"
"WHAT'S WRONG, BELOVED?"
"Y...You're a prince?!!"
"OF COURSE, DEAR. I KNOW IT MAY SEEM ODD FOR A SIMPLE GREEN FROG TO BE A PRINCE BUT IT'S TRUE! BWHAHAHA!"
The lady shuddered with fright at the sight of her fiance`. Phil looked better as a simple green frog then as a human...brrrr. There goes her dreams of a handsome prince...Well...she did love him. She sighed and lifted her hand towards him.
"Let's go home then, honey."
"YES....LET'S."
Thus they had a happy life together.
Teeheeheehee, not that I think this is how they met but I couldn't pass up the joke.