Shadow: claps People, people, attention please!
Tempest: I've figured out the parts. hands out scripts
Amelia: I'm MS. WHITE, a champion of Justice! Wait.....I'm a murder suspect!?!
Gourry: Col. Mustard! Yum, I love mustard!
Tempest: Gourry, shut up! knocks him over the head
Martina: I'm a driver?! A "stuck driver"?!? Do I even get an expensive car?
Tempest and Shadow: No.
Martina: But I'm royalty!
Shadow: Not in this fic you aren't. looks at own script Ms. Brown? She's not even in the movie.
Tempest: Live with it, I'm Ms. Brown. Shrugs We didn't have enough people to fill in all the characters.
Xelloss: I'm a professor! Do I get to use dangerous chemicals and explosives?
Shadow: Sweatdrops Ummm....no
Xelloss: PLEEESSSEEE????
Shadow: Since when do you need chemicals and explosives to be dangerous?
Xelloss: Good point! ^_^
Naga: Look, I'm the curvaceous French maid!! OHOHOHOH!!!
everyone covers their ears
Tempest: Rattles on down the list Zangulus, your Mr. Body. Vrumugun, your the cop and Prince Phil is J. Edgar Hoover.
Rezo: Singing......Telegram....Girl..... WHAT KIND OF NUTS ARE YOU PEOPLE?!?!
Tempest and Shadow: exchange glances and then look at Rezo Now that....is a secret!
Xelloss: Hey that's my line!
| Clue | Slayers |
|---|---|
| Professor Plum | Xelloss |
| French Maid | Naga |
| Miss Scarlet | Lina |
| Stuck Driver | Martina |
| Ms. White | Amelia |
| Cop | Vrumugun |
| Col. Mustard | Gourry |
| Mr. Body | Zangulus |
| Mr. Peacock | Zelgadis |
| Butler | Ashford |
| Ms. Green | Tempest |
| J. Edgar Hover | Prince Phil |
| Ms. Brown | Shadow |
| Singing Telegram Girl | Rezo |
Chapter 1 | Fanfiction