Prologue


Shadow: claps People, people, attention please!

Tempest: I've figured out the parts. hands out scripts

Amelia: I'm MS. WHITE, a champion of Justice! Wait.....I'm a murder suspect!?!

Gourry: Col. Mustard! Yum, I love mustard!

Tempest: Gourry, shut up! knocks him over the head

Martina: I'm a driver?! A "stuck driver"?!? Do I even get an expensive car?

Tempest and Shadow: No.

Martina: But I'm royalty!

Shadow: Not in this fic you aren't. looks at own script Ms. Brown? She's not even in the movie.

Tempest: Live with it, I'm Ms. Brown. Shrugs We didn't have enough people to fill in all the characters.

Xelloss: I'm a professor! Do I get to use dangerous chemicals and explosives?

Shadow: Sweatdrops Ummm....no

Xelloss: PLEEESSSEEE????

Shadow: Since when do you need chemicals and explosives to be dangerous?

Xelloss: Good point! ^_^

Naga: Look, I'm the curvaceous French maid!! OHOHOHOH!!!

everyone covers their ears

Tempest: Rattles on down the list Zangulus, your Mr. Body. Vrumugun, your the cop and Prince Phil is J. Edgar Hoover.

Rezo: Singing......Telegram....Girl..... WHAT KIND OF NUTS ARE YOU PEOPLE?!?!

Tempest and Shadow: exchange glances and then look at Rezo Now that....is a secret!

Xelloss: Hey that's my line!

Clue Slayers
Professor Plum Xelloss
French Maid Naga
Miss Scarlet Lina
Stuck Driver Martina
Ms. White Amelia
Cop Vrumugun
Col. Mustard Gourry
Mr. Body Zangulus
Mr. Peacock Zelgadis
Butler Ashford
Ms. Green Tempest
J. Edgar Hover Prince Phil
Ms. Brown Shadow
Singing Telegram Girl Rezo

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