This fic is a result of WAY to much as Slayers watching a few nights ago, so please if some of this seems not to make sense, nine chances out of ten, that's likely the reason why. But we have to remember that Shikari is a little loony in her head, which could also be a result of the nonsense. Anywho, with that said, venture forth!
Q. Xelloss, how can you see with you eyes closed all the time? I think you'd be walking into a wall all the time because of it! ^^; I heard you walk into walls a lot too.... Is that true?
A. Sore wa Himitsu Desu.
Q. Xelloss, did you know I hate you?
A. Yes, I know you hate me... and I enjoy it.
Q. Gourry, If the Hikari no Ken can cut through everything, why doesn't the sheath get torn up?
A. scratches head with confused look
Q. Gourry, what's 2+2?
A. looks around confused Ummmmm.... 8?
Q. Luna Inverse, Why are you so mean to Lina?
A. Hmph Ask Lina.
Q. Lina, Why are you afraid of your sister?
A. Cause She's Scary, That's Why! digs a tunnel and hides
Q. Gaav, Do you EVER brush your hair?
A. ***NEVER RECEIVED ANSWER*** ^^;
Q. LoN, do you hate blonde jokes since your blonde and the master of all?
A. Shikari gets thwhaped with a shovel HAI!
Q. Phibby, why don't you grow up?
A. I DON'T FEEL LIKE IT!
Q. Shikari, by chance, do you need sleep? Its 4 in the morning.
A. I Do! Falls asleep Bai Bai, That's All Folks!