This is sorta a side story to my romantic Lina/Zel songfic series. Yaoi.
My Favorite Mistake is the property of Sheryl Crow.
I woke up and called this morning
the tone in your voice was a warning
that you don't care for me anymore
I can't believe it. After all the work I put into this... and he falls for the flat-chested sorceress?!
Not just that, they've actually cemented the relationship?!
I made up the bed we sleep in
I looked in the clock when you creep in
It's 6 AM and I'm alone
Oh, sure, believe the crap you hear about Mazoku not being able to love. I can tell you right now that it's nowhere near true. I love Lina-chan.
And, well, I love Zel-kun. That's why I was so angry when I heard they had gotten together.
Did you know when you go it's the perfect ending
to the bad day I was just beginning
When you go, all I know is you're my favorite mistake.
My mistress will probably tell me it was a bad idea to get infatuated with the chimera. However... Zel-kun was always beautiful. And almost every movement, even when he was angry, was a dance.
Oh, and he could beat the hell out of me like no one else could. Did I ever tell you that? Mm, guess I forgot. Zel-kun had the best way of beating me up when I said my favorite phrase.
Your friends act sorry for me
They pretend to adore me
But I'm no fool to this game
OK, so maybe Lina-chan didn't like me. But she had such lovely rage when I told her something was a secret!
Zel-kun was always looking for that damned Clare Bible. Cure, hmph! I could have always told him that he was beautiful as a chimera. Wait, I did... Never mind.
Now here comes your secret lover
She'll be like any other
until your guilt goes up in flames.
Then comes along Lina-chan. The cute, short, flat chested, easily enraged sorceress. Oh, like everyone else, I fell for her. But Zel-kun was better. Much easier to prod. And much more fun when he got angry.
Lina-chan and Zel-kun were parted from the others one day. Then a rainstorm appeared. No, don't look at me. I wouldn't mess with the weather here. As I was saying, there was a rainstorm. After that, Lina-chan and Zel-kun came close to kissing.
Yeah, I was there. I could barely stay away from my Zel-kun. When I saw then almost kiss, I was hurt.
Did you know you go it's the perfect ending
to the bad day I'd gotten use to spending
When you go, all I know you're my favorite mistake
You're my favorite mistake
That was one of the worst day of my life. And everyone knows how long my life is.
The worst day? I suppose I could say "That's a secret," but it isn't. Not anymore. The worst day of my life was when Zel-kun and Lina-chan made love for the first time. Ironically, that was the day after the rainstorm.
Well nothing lasts forever
even when you stay together
I don't need forever after, but it's your laughter won't let me go
so I'm holding on this way
I want to die.
Or kill them.
But the only thing that keeps me from doing that is Lina-chan's laughter. She laughs wonderfully, you know.
The Princess doesn't look so good now a days. She always looks sad. And the dagger she keeps pulling out isn't too promising to her life. I keep wishing that she'll finally kill herself, and let the Mazoku celebrate.
Hmm...
Did you know could you tell you were the only one
that I ever loved?
Now everything's so wrong
Did you ever see me walking by, did ever make you cry?
Now you're my favorite mistake
Yeah, you're my favorite mistake
You're my favorite mistake.
One mug of beer. One depressed Amelia. Stir well and add Lina-chan and Zel-kun. Cook for one hour, then cool.
Instant homicide. It's wonderful.
Knowing Zel-kun's behavior, he would try to stop the Princess. And then he would die. Lina-chan would be mad...
Uh oh. The Dragon Slave wouldn't probably hurt me, but it would kill Amelia, and possibly herself. And I don't want to be devoid of all my playthings, would I? Killing of Zel-kun does hurt me a bit.
Forget what I said about loving Lina-chan. I lust after her. I love Zel-kun. He's almost perfect, except for choosing Lina-chan over a Mazoku priest.
Oh, well. Can't have everything. Here, Amelia! Have something to dull the pain... times six.
That crazy girl the black bikini never actually told me how much alcohol is actually in this inn's beer. I wonder how much it'll take to get Amelia drunk.
Then I get to say bye-bye to Zel-kun.
This is probably the worst mistake of my life.
Don't ask. Please.