I was listening to several songs I've downloaded, and I got this idea. Does that tell you anything?
In a house far away, or close, depending on where you live, a very, very bored girl laid on her bed. She raised one hand, and inspected her incredibly chipped nail polish. "I should take this off," she mused. "Oh, well." A lock of wavy hair fell into her face. She brushed it back with a sound of annoyance. On the inside of her right arm was a set of scratches. She inspected those as well. "They're healing nicely," she said, and looked at her other arm. There was a matching set over there, but they were just scars now. "I should have never said that to her..."
The girl swung her legs over the side of her bed, and looked down at the ground, which was disappointingly far away. "I do wish we had more room in here without making bunk beds..." She sighed, and carefully stepped down to the ground. She looked around, and saw something. With a tiny prayer, she opened a laptop and turned it on. Then, she laughed to herself. "Duh. It's on restore, stupid." She pulled up a file from a disk she had in there, and looked blankly at it.
She started humming to herself, and made a face. "Stupid choir teacher picking such stupid songs that are so stupidly easy..." Then, she froze, smiling. "Songs... of course. But not a songfic... I already wrote a songfic series... Hee, hee. Xeeellooosss..."
The girl turned off her laptop, and cleared a spot in the room. She sat down in the traditional receiving pose. A ball of light appeared in her cupped hands, and she concentrated, eyes closed. Softly, an upbeat song started. After a few minutes, it grew louder. Then, she took a deep breath, and starting singing, making letters in the air with the ball of light.
"ME magurushii jikan no mure ga
hashiri nukeru machi wa sabanna
mogaku you ni nukedasu you ni
kono chikara o tameshite mitakute
kitto doko ka ni "kotae" aru Umarete kita kotae ga
hito wa mina, sore o motome
yarusenai nogasenai yume ni mukau no
KIZUtsuku KOTO wa kowakunai dakedo keshite TSUYOkunai
tada, NANI mo shinai mama de KUyandari wa shitakunai
Here we go! go! HASHIri TSUDZUkeru DARE ni mo TOmerare wa shinai
MIRAI no JIBUN e to Give a reason for life TODO ketai"
Xellos appeared in front of her, glaring at the girl. "And what made you summon me like that, Silver Angel?"
Silver Angel smiled at him, and motioned to her laptop. "You're going to help me write a fanfic, Xellos."
The Mazoku opened the laptop, and turned it on. "Oye, oye, Silver Angel. You put this thing on restore."
"Yeah." She scowled at the thing. "It's still a piece of shit, though. Windows 3.1..." She shook her blond head.
"Hmm..." Xellos looked at the file she had pulled up. "Kyuuketsuki... oh. That one. Why don't you pull the main characters here, and we can torture them until we come up with something new?"
Silver Angel considered it. "Hmm... Sounds good. And I already have you here, so... 'Get Along' should would, don't you think?" She shifted herself around as she closed her eyes, then started the song, making the letters for Lina in the air.
"Tachi mukau saki ni kawaita kaze
Hageshiku fuki aretemo
Jumon no hitotsu mo tonaetanara
Watashi no PEESU ni naru"
Amelia
"Dare mo ga urayamu kono PAWAA to
Bibou ga yurusanai wa
Donna aite demo hirumanai de
MANTO o nabikaseru no"
Zelgadis
"Are mo shitai, kore mo shitai
Onna no ko ni mietatte
Yudan shitara jigoku iki yo
Jama wa sasenaikara"
Gourry
"Far away omou mama wa ga mama ni
Tabi o tsuzukete yukitai
Tsurai hibi mo egao de PERIODO yo"
An eyebrow twitched, but the letters stayed in the air as she finished the complete song.
"Far away ikutsu mo no maryoku daite
Kyou o koete yukitai no
Yume ni mukai aruki tsuzukete yuku
Kagirinai hodo
Get along, Try again
Taikutsu na toki wa warui yatsura
TAAGETTO ni kibarashi
SUTORESU mo tonde otakara made te ni
Sureba yamerarenai
Okiraku ni chotto asobu tabi ni
Mitasareta kibun da wa
SURIRINGU na hi no ESSENSU wa
Oishiku nakucha dame ne
Are mo hoshii kore mo hoshii
Onna no ko wa yokubari yo
Ikiru koto wa kirei koto ja
Toori nukerarenai
Far away omou mama wa ga mama ni
Tabi o tsuzukete yukitai
Tsurai hibi mo egao de PERIODO yo
Far away itsu demo hitori ja nai
Chikara awase haruka saki
Yume ni mukai aruki tsuzukete yuku
Kagirinai hodo
Get along, Try again
Far away omou mama wa ga mama ni
Tabi o tsuzukete yukitai
Tsurai hibi mo egao de PERIODO yo
Far away ikutsu mo no maryoku daite
Kyou o koete yukitai no
Yume ni mukai aruki tsuzukete yuku
Far away itsu demo hitori ja nai
Chikara awase haruka saki
Yume ni mukai aruki tsuzukete yuku
Kagirinai hodo
Get along, Try again"
Lina, Gourry, Amelia, and Zelgadis appeared in front of the writer, and looked around, dazed. They all had food in their hands (yes, even Zel). It was the sorcery genius that saw Silver Angel first. "Silver Angel," Lina growled, finishing her meal. "I thought it would be you."
She smiled sweetly at the Slayers characters. "Me and Xellos... Aw, hell. Xellos and I..." Zel snickered at Silver Angel's hyperawareness of her grammar. "Stuff it, stone boy. I am writing Kyuuketsuki no Satsujinha'nin Lina, where you are a vampire. Well, Xellos and I are writing a fic together. We need your help."
"Our help?" Amelia asked.
The Mazoku priest twined an arm around Zel. Calmly, he pried him off, and threw him into the nearest wall. "Oi!" Silver Angel said, hands out. "I don't have the kind of money to fix broken walls, Zel... And no, I wouldn't rather like a Fireball instead. Just deal with the Fruitcake for a while."
"Easy for you to say," he grumbled.
Xellos made a recovery, and wrapped his arms around the writer. "Aw, Silver Angel-sama, you like me! You really like me!"
She growled. "One, get off of me before I hurt you."
"Please?"
"Two," she continued, ignoring Xellos' request, "don't call me Silver Angel-sama. It's embarrassing."
"Why, Jess-chan?"
He had officially crossed the boundaries of her anger. She whipped a mace out of nowhere, and started beating the Mazoku with it. "Do. Not. Call. Me. Jess-chan." Finally, Silver Angel calmed down. "I feel better." She ignored the quivering mess that was now Xellos. "Alright. Business. About the fic..."
"Why don't you write a fic about what happened here?" Lina said, trying to sneak out of her room.
"Good idea. And stop trying to leave, Lina." Silver Angel opened a new Notepad file. "Oh. I should send you guys back." She started her song, eyes closed in consentration.
"Nani ka ni ayatsurareta
jinsei nante yume mo kibou mo nai shi...
Ima no your life manzoku na no?
"Unmei wa jibun no te de
kaerareru" sonna dorama mitai na serifu
Un Great ne Shinejite 'ru
Seikimatsu ka to omowaseru mainichi ni sonaete
Sorosoro enjin kakeyou
Sabi-tsuite 'ru joushiki zenbu nugisutete
Sekai-juu uwasa ni naritai
kagayaku mirai mo te ni iretai
Are mo kore mo honki no yume
dare hitori jama wa sasenai
Sekai-juu uwasa ni naru kurai
tobikiri hajiketa sugoi hito ni
Ichi-nen de ichido no Break
Ijiketa jibun ni Bye-Bye shimashou It's all right
Kidotta riakushon ga niai no anata mo chou-kakko ii kedo
Hey! you! Brother Shinjirarenai
Kokoro wo kaado shita mama no batoru ja nani mo hajimaranai shi
Atsui honne shika kikitaku nai
Kodomo no koro ni omotta shourai no sugata wo issho ni nagekakeyou
Ano toki to onaji you ni miageta hoshizora e
Sekai-juu uwasa ni naritai kagayaku mirai mo te ni iretai
Koukai nante zettai 'ya da Akiramenai Jama wa sasenai
Sekai-juu uwasa ni naru kurai tobikiri hajiketa sugoi hito ni
Ichi-nen de mou ichido no Break
Yowaki na jibun ni Bye-Bye shimashou It's all right
Sekai-juu uwasa ni naritai kagayaku mirai mo te ni iretai
Moeagatta honki no yume dare hitori jama wa sasenai
Sekai-juu uwasa ni naru kurai tobikiri hajiketa sugoi hito ni
Nando demo kono sai Break
Enryo suru kuse ni Bye-Bye shimashou It's all right"
Silver Angel opened her eyes, and saw her room was empty of all Slayers characters. "Yay. Now, for the fic..." She sat down at the laptop, and starting writing.
"In a house far away, or close, depending on where you live..."
Guess what. Yep, I'm insane. Don't ask. Please. And you could tell who is talking here. If you can't, I'm disappointed.