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Amelia: Miss. Lina, Mr. Zelgadiss, what are you doing?
Xel: she jumped onto the table and stepped in a jello mould. It surprised her and so she fell face first onto the floor. She then got up and pried the two love birds apart. Facing Lina she spoke..
Amelia: what are you doing with my man?!
Lina: your man? oh no girlfriend, he is mine
Amelia: everyone knows he loves me, duh
Lina: uh I don't think so. You're not Zel's type. You're an annoying peppy, justice fighter that needs to get a life. Anyway Zel loves -
Xel: just then a man appears. He is dressed in a suit and tie,with
glasses and -
Zel: just say his name. I think everyone knows who Jerry Springer is and
what he looks like.
Xel: yes, it was Jerry Springer. The man himself mysteriously appeared.
Zel: mysterious my ass
Xel: Zel, watch the profanity. This is only a G rated story....I
think...
Zel: rolls his eyes
Jerry: what? how did I get here?
Xel: I walked up to the confused man. A faint chant was heard coming form the background
Chant: Jerry. Jerry. Jerry. Jerry.
Xel: hello
Jerry: what - looks at Xelloss oh no, not you again
Xel: smiles oh great and wise Jerry, would you perhaps give us a final thought for the conflict you see before you motions to the cloud of dust containing Amelia and Lina
Xel: the girls had had begun to fight. No, magic wasn't involved just a lot of hair pulling, nails, and kicking
Lina: you little witch
Amelia: Ahh! stop kicking me you slimy -
Lina: ouch! let go of my hair!!
Amelia: not until you take you're beep - in' out of my skin!
Lina: beep you!!!
Xel: this is the part when Gourry steps in and splits those crazy
chicks up
Zel: what happened to the professial dialogue?
Xel: what could you possiably mean?
Zel: I mean chicks is a slag for ladies or girls.
Xel: so I wanted a change, do you have to critize everything?
Zel: yes, yes I do
Xel: anyway Gourry grabbed Amelia and held her back while she was
kicking frantically at the air looks at Zel
Zel: that's good, but it could be better
Xel: ignores Zel's comment Lina was held back by the one and only
Zelgadiss. Once she felt his arms around her Lina immediatly stopped
fighting turned around. Now in her beloved's arms she said
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