"I don't understand how a guy can go from anti-chimera rallys," Lina said drinking her tea. "To working for the chimera regulatory committee."
"Well, gee," Zelgadis said grimmly. "I think it might have something to do with the fact that its my best chance for a cure."
"Okay, well there is that," Lina agreed. "But what do you do with them?"
"I'm cataloguing the chimera's that got out of control," Zelgadis said.
"Is that what you think this thing is?" Lina asked.
"It is a possibility," Zelgadis nodded.
"So what else have you learned about it?" Lina asked.
"Well, its freakishly large in many ways," Zelgadis said. "And really, really, really, really loud and annoying." Lina shivered.
"Yes, I know," she said. "I was there for the initial assault."
"My condolences," Zelgadis grumbled as he ran a few more tests. "Other than that we haven't learned much except that....it's pregnant."
"WHAT!?!" Lina demanded.
"Last time you didn't even scratch it," Mayor Gabriev protested.
"That's not true," Colonel Filia retorted angrily. "Our worm guy...uh...Dr Greywords, discovered blood." She pointed to the young man coming into the command center burdened with some reports.
"That's right," Dr greywords responded.
"So you see," the Colonel continued. "So all we have to do is get it into a place with lots of noise, and wear protective ear coverings..."
"Excuse me," Dr. Greywords interrupted. "I think the problem may be somewhat larger than that."
"What do you mean," Dr. Amelia asked nervously.
"Well my tests have shown that the creature is pregnant," Dr. Greywords said.
"Are you saying someone actually did THAT," Filia demanded. "With....with....THAT?!"
In a hidden base somewhere Xellos listened to the transmission of the "secret" meeting.
"Do we have anything on this guy?" Xellos asked.
"Oui," Sherra said. "Nico Greywords...wyrds...wyr..werd...uhh...they call him the worm guy."
"Not really," Zelgadis answered.
"Then how is it pregnant!?" Filia demanded.
"Well, my tests have shown that the creature itself understands Kopi magic," Dr. Greywords said hesitantly.
"So you're saying..." Dr. Sylphiel prodded.
"It reproduces asexually," Dr. Greywords finished.
In the confines of Sailuun the hideous sound rang out.
"OHHHHH-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!"
And the sound was answered several times over.