not really amt-related for those on the CK list...but I'm bored....and this is rather silly...besides...some of you have read the fics in question....(Original Sin, Justice in the Night, and The Day After)
Thrythlind: Well, let's get on with this....*hands out papers to his various characters*
Hyperbole: *cheerfully* DAMN!!! I didn't WANT to be Luke's Id!!!!
Lovercraft: rwrff mwrowr rrrff....
Jolrael: You got Superego?
Lovercraft: rrfff.
Jolrael: Why does it make since that Luke's nagging self-consciousness is a cat with a purple tipped tail?
Lovecraft: Rwrr!! Mrowr rrr, rwrf!! Rwrr?
Jolrael: I'm apparently his Yin side.
Thrythlind: Shouldn't that be a female role?
Jolrael: *points at happy-go-lucky demon girl*
Jezabel: Hello!!! I'm going to represent Luke's YANG!!!!!!
Thrythlind: *sweatdrop* And I guess that makes me ego
Hyperbole: *cough* Control Freak!
Lovecraft: rwrr mrff rwr.
Hyperbole: That was rude *laughs hysterically*
Thrythlind: -_- what do you mean I should be in dragon form?
Jolrael: I think he is suggesting that you take a form that is appropriately sized for Luke's ego.
Thrythlind: Whatever....Okay, that big filing cabinet over there...
Jezabel: You mean the one that you can't find anything in?
Thrythlind: You CAN find stuff, but yes...that's Luke's memory.
Lovecraft: rrrowrrrrrrr....
Thrythlind: We are NOT doomed.
*Enter cast of Slayers as Thrythlind directs Luke's conscious mind to the Original Sin lyrics online*
Jezabel: Ummm...why are they here?
Hyperbole: Oh no reason, they're not really important at all, probably just some Fodder to...
Lina: FIREBALL!!!!
Hyperbole: *cough*
Thrythlind: Ah....here it is....well we better get started on this, Zelsie went through all the trouble of finding these lyrics for us.
Hyperbole: *ack*
Thrythlind: Well, we know its going to be a Xellos fic...
Amelia: This is a Xellos fic?
Zelgadis: This could be bad.
Xellos: ^_^ What's wrong with me?
Jolrael: This is a rather depressing song...."I've been looking for an original sin?"
Jezabel: But just LISTEN to it...it has SUCH a driving fast beat...there's so much FEELING and PASSION to it.
Hyperbole: *cough* Romance!
*The slayers cast excepting Xellos sweatdrops*
Xellos: ^_^
Lovecraft: Rwrf mrrowrr
Thrythlind: Good idea, we should make this original.
Lina: NO NOTHING ORIGINAL WITH XELLOS!!!!
Zelgadis: THE REGULAR STUFF IS BAD ENOUGH!!!!
Xellos: ^_^;;;
Zelas: You're not going to kill me this time are you?
Thrythlind: Don't know yet.
Hyperbole: Xellos/Filia?
Filia: Why does everybody pair me off with this namagomi? (raw garbage)
Lovecraft: rwwrff
Jolrael: He's right, if you're looking for something original that does not stand to reason.
Hyperbole: Xellos/Lina?
Jezabel: *exapserated sigh* But he ALREADY has one of THOSE!!!
Xellos: And I'd rather survive this fic.
Lina: Hey, I didn't kill you in Kitsune Lina!
Hyperbole: Xellos/Amelia?
Amelia: Huh?? Me and that...creature of darkness?
Thrythlind: *digs Meeshy fics out of Memory* Been done.....
Hyperbole: *takes Companionship* Is this the one I think it is? *starts reading lemon...purrs*
Amelia: There's a lemon with me....and Xellos?
Lina: It looks like there's another one on the horizon.
Amelia: *blushes madly*
Jezabel: *hits Hyperbole and takes the fic* Ohh...this is sweet...
Thrythlind: *snatches the fic and puts it back in memory*
Hyperbole: umm...Xellos/Sylphiel?
Thrythlind: Been done...and I don't know much about Sylphiel.
Jolrael: Organize the Memory.
Hyperbole: How about ALL of them?
*everybody blinks*
Female Slayers Cast: WHAT?!?!
Xellos: ^_^
Zelas: That's my boy!!
Thrythlind: But let's pair off Sylphiel with Gourry and keep them out of it.
Sylphiel: Yes! *clears her throat and recovers serene expression* Let's go Gourry.
Gourry: Huh...Go where...and where are we?
Lina: Why does she get out of it!!
Thrythlind: This song isn't long enough.
Filia: You're just too lazy to go look for info on her.
Lovecraft: rwrrff rwr
Jolrael: I think he knows that they're starting to get out of character.
Hyperbole: Hey wouldn't it be cool if like Filia had a one night stand with Xellos and then dumped him?
*The Slayers cast takes a couple steps away from the dragon in human form*
Filia: What?!?
Jezabel: The poor innocent mazoku! Used for a single nights passion and then tossed aside like nothing.
Xellos: Filia...you're such a meanie!!
Jolrael: It's certainly dark and lonely enough to start this off.
Filia: I would never do such a thing!!
Lina: Damn, girl, I didn't know you had it in you.
Amelia: You should apologize right now Filia-san! He may be a mazoku and a trickster but he still has feelings! This is injust of you to use him so!
Filia: AHHH!!!!
Hyperbole: And then after he realizes that she just used him, would Xellos get drunk?
Lovecraft: rwrr, mrowrff
Thrythlind: Yes that's out of character, but it works...can mazoku even get drunk?
Zelas: *hic* What makes you ask that?
*sweatdrops all around*
Hyperbole: What if Lina finds out about Gourry/Sylphiel at the same time?
Lina: *sweatdrop* Say what?
Jezabel: Ooooo...I night of drinking to drown their sorrows...
Jolrael: With the natural and logical....for a fic...result of them ending up in the sac together.
Xellos: ^_^;;;
Lina: Why you filthy mazoku!!!
Amelia: Drink in moderation and these things wouldn't happen.
Zelgadis: *grumble* Its a fic Amelia...they don't really have much of a choice in the matter. Besides...its not us...we're just here to create the versions of us in this fic.
Amelia: Ohh.....sorry....
Lina and Filia: *glare at Amelia*
Hyperbole: And then when they have to tell everybody else, Amelia throws a fit and Zelgadis blurts that he loves Lina!!
Lovecraft: RowrRR!!!!
Jolrael: And I suppose that from there we discover that Amelia has a crush on Xellos?
Jezabel: OH...It is so twisted and confused!! Like a comedy of errors!!! I love it!!
Hyperbole: What if we made Amelia a mazoku?
*total silence*
*cricket chirps*
Amelia: *blink* Say...what?
*all the Slayers cast stare at Amelia in shock*
All of Luke's various characters: That's a great idea!
Lovecraft: mrowww
Thrythlind: Yes, its sick and twisted.
Hyperbole and Jezabel: SHOCK VALUE!!!!
Jolrael: This is the slayers list, home of the hentai chicks, how much do you think we can shock them?
Jezabel: Well, maybe family and amtgard friends.
Jolrael: Be logical, most of them don't know the show...
Thrythlind: Well now that we've got this songfic planned out....we can go to the lemon...
Amelia: Oh my....*faints*