Game Break!


Zelgadis walks into the room and turns on the computer as quietly as possible. The Interplanal Overseer, Xelloss, and Gourry are instantly in the room regardless, though it takes Ryoga a few extra seconds to find his way there.

Zelgadis: I'm playing SHANGHAI. (The others are instantly deflated and depart to do some more instant things.)

Zelgadis: Finally, some peace and quiet. (He makes sure the sound is off and runs the SNES emulator. He pauses. Nothing. He loads Ranma 1/2 Hard Battle. Instant Xelloss and gang.)

Xelloss: (gleefully) You lied! ^_^

IO: Oooo, my favorite game! (Zelgadis is ignoring them and is now choosing his character.)

Ryoga: Pick me! Pick me! Pick me! Pick me!

IO: Ryoga-sama, he's the worst player in the history of fighting games!

Ryoga: Pick Ranma! Pick Ranma! Pick Ranma! Pick Ranma!

Zelgadis: I resent that.

Gourry: Oooo, pretty colors!

Xelloss: Won't you use that cheat and pick Happosai for me?

Zelgadis: NO. (He holds down the over button and pushes enter to choose randomly. It lands on Ranma-chan, causing Ryoga to fall to the floor in a fit of laughter.)

IO: Oh, Ranma-chan! ^_^ Doesn't she remind you of Lina-san?

Gourry: (nods vigorously) Red hair, bad temper, huge appetite.

Xelloss: IO-san, won't you PLEEEEEEEEEEEEZE give me access to the Ranma 1/2 world? (puppy eyes.)

IO, Gourry, Ryoga, and Zelgadis: When you decide that annoying people is boring.

Xelloss: You're no fun! (pouts. Suddenly, his eyes light up.) Wait, aren't you insisting on making me do that in that dark fic you're writing? ^_^

IO: That doesn't count since it's virtually impossible and already been proven not to have happened.

Gourry: Who's that guy? (points to the opponent Zel is currently fighting in the game.)

Ryoga: That's Mousse. He's such a wimp in this game I wonder why they even put him in.

IO: Yeah! Do you know how long it took me to beat the thing with him? And I use him a lot, too!

Zelgadis: Your only obstacle was Shampoo. You could beat everybody else.

Ryoga: She's the hardest character anyway.

IO: Yeah, and you're a close second, I might add. Ever seen that demo where you engulf Genma in a barrage of bandanna-shurikens?

Ryoga: My favorite. ^_^

Gourry: What's a shuriken? Is it a pickle? (others except Zel, who is absorbed in the game, facefault.)

Zelgadis: Beat him ... (taptaptaptaptaptaptap) Beat her ...

Ryoga: (grabbing IO) WHAT was it you said about him being bad?!

IO: Heh heh ... ^_^() Can't I joke a little?

Xelloss: (suddenly appearing from wherever he went during all this) Oh, yes, interesting things always happen when you joke! ^_^ And speaking of jokes ...

IO: WHAT DID YOU DO NOW???

Xelloss: Sore wa himitsu desu. ^_^

IO: Rrrrrrr ... No more secrets, you baka! Zut!

Ryoga: Uh-oh ...

Gourry: Huh?

Ryoga: She's gonna do it again.

IO: (yelling at Xel in a mixture of English, Japanese, and French) {Tell me what you did right now, fruitcake, or I'll ... lock you in a room full of the cutest pokémon and digimon for a week!} (The others, used to interpretating such multilanguistic outbursts, wince at the mention of such a punishment. Even Xel looks a little pale.) {It'd better not be like the time you inserted annoying little comments into all my tapes, either, or I'll do it anyways!}

Xelloss: o_O() Oh, now, now, I assure you it wasn't much of anything, D- ... IO-san.

IO: (calming down and switching back to English) Oh, it'd better not be!

Zelgadis: (suddenly exclaiming from the computer) Hey, what the-

Ryoga: What is it?

Zelgadis: (points to the screen, where a mob of chibi-Xellosses seem to be swarming around the characters, who are trying to get rid of them (with little success.))

Ryoga: Gack ... o_O()

Gourry: Why's it doing that? (Everyone ignores him.)

IO: (glowering at the screen) I suppose this was your little joke?

Xelloss: (grinning like a maniac) Oh, no, that was just the warm-up ... . ^_^ Bye! (teleports out of the room.)

IO: GET BACK WHERE I CAN HIT YOU! (teleports after him.)

Ryoga: Well, that's that ... Uh, which way is the kitchen again?

Zelgadis: We just had lunch.

Ryoga: Yeah, but it'll be dinner by the time I get there.

Zelgadis: Too true. (tells him, scowls at the screen, Control-Alt-Deletes out of there, shuts down the computer, and looks at Gourry, who has occupied himself playing with a plastic light saber.) Why are you playing with that thing when you have the Sword of Light?

Gourry: Huh?

Zelgadis: (rolling his eyes) Never mind ... (walks out of the room, thus ending yet another pointless rambling. ^_^)


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