As Val Garv sits in his chair, playing Pokemon Red on his computer while listening to WWF The music volume four's Jericho theme for the 3rd straight time, Tails (Miles Prower. Sonics sidekick!) sitting on the computer desk, reading a NewType magazine, Chibi-Duo runs in, followed by a sword-weilding Chibi-Chang who's usually white outfit has been dyed forest green.
"I was just making the outfit match your Gundam, Chang, no need to get so upset!" Duo laughed and ducked a sword-slash, that had a wind trail that knocked off his hat.
"Get back here! You dare touch my clothes!" Chang tossed the blade and settled for tackling and beating the infedel with his fists.
"Eh?" Val Garv(who is me btw) looks up to see what's making so much noise. He shrugs and goes back to playing.
As Chibi-Chang drags the dazed Chibi-Duo out of the room, a chibi-Ryouga runs in, chased by a Chibi-Yohko. She traps him at a wall and grins. "I just wanna play, Ryouga-kun, is that so bad?"
The blushing Hibiki nodded. "Gah! Cut it out you pervert!" She only winked and pounced at him. he jumped and let her head hit the wall. She recoverd quickly and hugged onto him.
"You're so silly. And soo cute." Her hands were roaming as she spoke, making Ryouga's face turn even more red.
Val Garv mini-malleted the Mamono Hunter. "You are both Chibis and this is not a lemon!" She sighed as Ryouga visibly relaxed. "If you're gonna do that, take it outside." She squealed, happily and dragged the struggling Ryouga away.
"Yare yare." He sighed and turned back to his comp to see Chibi-Da Cider typing away at his Keyboard. His left eyebrow twitched. "WHAT are you doing?"
"Looking up info on ammo, I want a better gun." Val Garv gulped and grabbed the villan/hero/ psycho's hair, snatching him from the seat. He was dangerous enough w/ one gun.
"Why did you pull me away?" Da Cider blinked.
"Because~"
"It doesn't matter WHY!!!!" Da Cider brought out his oozie and began shooting around. Val Garv eeked and dove out the room. As the shots died down and the dust cleared. Tails and the computer were unscatehd, the kitsune hadn't even looked up from reading or shown any type of reaction.
Val Garv snatched the gun and stomped his head to the ground. "YOU are cleaning this up!"
"h..hai....." Da Cider edged out as the angry Ryu(Ma)zoku went on ranting. As he calmed, he noticed he was alone.
"Finally, left." He turned back towrds his comp to see Nin-Nin on it, browsing one of his hentai anime sites. "Ack!" He snatched the ninja.
"Just let me print some of Haraukami'san's stuff and a few pictures." Nin-Nin begged.
"later! I am trying to do something important now! Like write my Sai story."
"From what I saw you have enough time to stop writing, start playing a game and write this, so..."
"UrusEEE!!!!!!" He flung the perverted ninja out his window, which was already shattered by Da Cider's earlier actions. "Geez, he sat in the seat and went back to playing.
"Mew?"
"Eh?" Val Garv blinked and turned left to see a Mew nose to nose w/ him. "Um, the pokemon world is ..wha?" He was lifted out the seat by it. "lemme go."
Mewchan smiled. "mew." A pail of ice water appeared by them.
Val Garv eyed it. "nonononononowait!" he was drenched w/ it and the clothes fell to reveal him in his mew form, with wings and horn still. "mew......" He sighed.
Mewchan grinned and wrapped her tail around his. "mew...." She nuzzled his cheek.
He squirmed free and flew out the room, followed by the female Mew.
Tails hopped into the seat and sent the mail, while Val Garv was.....occupied.