China. A land of the utmost beauty. Until the wars.
The emporor of China decided to build a wall. The Great Wall of China.
Now, the leader of the Huns, or the "Hunnies" was none other then Martina Xoana Mel Nortuia. (I don't think i spelt that right)
Anyways since I as an Author was ALMOST insulted, but not quite, on how the movie treated women, I'm switching to runles. Men are the useless ones and everyone ,except the emporor, who has power is a woman. Now our story starts with the beautiful young man, Mr. Zelgadiss Faa-Greywers, who is reading his scroll thing, soon he should leave for town so he can meet the Matchmker.
ZEL: I HATE YOU!!!
AUTHOR:I know. ^.^
ZEL: -_-;; Let's see, I need to be able to....O.O....
REZO: ZELGADISS! GET GOING!!!!
ZEL: Yes Grandfather.
REZO: You don't want to be late do you?
ZEL: I'M GOING!!!
REZO: I think I'll go pray some more....
Zel just sighs and takes the horse to town, he manages to get there where his father is standing. Zel climbs off the horse.
ZEL'S DAD: WHERE WERE YOU! YOU'RE LATE! GET YOU ASS IN THERE!!!!!!
ZEL: Geez, you think I just dressed in drag and went to see the emporer....
ZEL'S DAD:YOU DID WHAT?!?!?!?!?
ZEL: Nothing, goes inside.
Zel, in short, gets bathed, make-uped, and dressed-up and then is kicked out. All of this ois done while singing....except I don't know the words to that song so....
ZEL: I hate my life....
MATCHMAKER: ZELGADISS FAA-GREYWERS!!!!
ZEL: OVER HERE!!
MATCHMAKER: Hmmm....speaking without permission....
ZEL: (to the AUTHOR) You hate me don't you?
AUTHOR: NO I DON'T!!!
MATCHMAKER: Okay. Recite to thing I said you had to...
ZEL: (rambles incoherantly...and then some...)
MATHMAKER: Very good. Now. Pour me some tea...
ZEL: (queitly) Bitch.
Zel pours his matchmaker sopme tea which she manages to spill all over herself and she runs away screaming. Zel leaves the place and horserides home. When he gets there Rezo greets him.
REZO: So, how did it go?
ZEL: (looks upset, runs to some pond) Look at me You may think you see who I really am But you'll never know me Every day, is as if I play apart Now I see If I wear a mask I can fool the world But I can not fool my heart Who is that person I see Staring straight back at me? When will my reflection show Who I am inside? I am now In a world where I have to hide my heart And what I believe in But somehow I will show the world What's inside my heart And be loved for who I am Who is that girl I see Staring straight back at me? Why is my reflection someone I don't know? Must I pretend that I'm Someone else for all time? When will my reflection show Who I am inside? There's a heart that must be free to fly That burns with a need to know the reason why Why must we all conceal What we think How we feel Must there be a secret me I'm forced to hide? I won't pretend that I'm Someone else For all time When will my reflections show Who I am inside? When will my reflections show Who I am inside?
AUTHOR: (looks VERY touched) How beautiful.
ZEL: I'm gonna kill you.
Now, Amelia Wil Tesla de Sairruine appears and calls out all the young women who live in the home here that they need to help fight a war. Zel's mother is called and Zel freaks out and fights Amelia, who disses Zel's stoney ass. Zel runs off to cuss under a statue while his mommy almost dies going inside.
At this moment. Zel decides something.