Zel, Amber, Xellos: 0.0
(they keep getting closer to the TV as the scary movie called 'Idle Hand' gets better)
Movie: "I can't control my hand! So, I cut it off and now it's out killing people! You have to help me!"
(scary music starts playing)
(popcorn flys up in the air and they all hit the ground)
Amber: (pauses movie) That scared the hell out of me!
Zel and Xellos: Me too!
(all the sudden the electricity goes out)
Xellos: We're all going to die!!!! ^_^
Zel and Amber: Don't say that!
(scrathing noises can be heard in the house)
Amber: What was that?!
Zel: I don't think I wanna know.
Xellos: Let's go investigate it! ^_^
Amber: Xellos! You know in every scary movie the person who goes to investigate is always the dumb ass who dies first.
Zel: Well, lets all go in a unit.
Amber: Are you all crazy?! I don't wanna die!
Xellos: Don't worry! We won't let anything happen to you. In fact, I bet it's just one of your cats. ^_^
Amber: I can't see anything though!
Zel and Xellos: We can!
Amber: Er.... I'll just get a candle.
Xellos: Hmmm..... candle light. Now, Amber? ^_^
Amber: ~_~ Xellos! This is no time for joking around! (grabs red candle and lights it)
Zel: It's even red. ^_^
Amber: GUYS! Stop! I'm scared here!
Xellos: I know you are! It's quite funny! In fac......
(he stops short as they here a loud crash)
Xellos: *_* Ok, I'm now scared!
Amber: See there! Now lets go see and run out!
Zel: Geez! Come on! We know magic and now we are scared of a little noise! Come on! Are we men are mice?
Xellos: ^_^ Men!
Zel: Oh yeah. Sorry Amber, but just come on!
(they slowly walk down the hallway with Zel in front, Amber in the middle, and Xellos behind them)
Amber: Ok, here we are. Xellos open the door.
Xellos: Me!? 0.0
Zel and Amber: Yes! You!
Xellos: *_* Fine! (in a whisper) sure, pick on the mazoku to do the dirty work!
Zel and Amber: We heard that!
Xellos: Ok, on 5. 1...2...3...4...5!
(he quickly opens the door and all have a spell ready to say)
Amber: (holds up candle) I don't see anything.
Zel and Xellos: Neither do I.
(scratching noise starts again)
Amber: It's in here!
Zel: Ok, calm down!
Xellos: It's the Idle Hand! ^_~*
Amber: Don't say that! Please!
(something moves across Zel's leg)
Zel: What the @*%$ was that!
Xellos: Colorful vocabulary Zel. ^_^
Amber: Pat yourself on the back later! Where is it?!
Xellos: There! Look! Under the bed!
Zel: Ok Amber! Your turn.
Xellos: Hey! That's my song! ^_^
Zel: (rolls eyes) No ifs, and's, or but's about it! Go!
Amber: (in a whimper) ok....
(she slowly goes down to the ground and looks under the bed)
Xellos: Well, anything? ^_^
Amber: Nothing. Just...ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!
(a hand jumps out at Amber)
Amber: Help me!
Zel: Hold still! (tries to pull the hand off her shoulder)
Xellos: Blast it! ^_^
Amber: NO! You'll blast me!
Xellos: A minor lost. ^_~
Amber: XELLOS! Help!
Zel: Got it!
(hand tries to grab at Zel)
Zel: Here Xellos! You can have it!
(tosses it to Xellos)
Xellos: Ze....l.....it's.....chok...ing...me! 0.0
Zel: ^_^ That's the point!
Xellos: Help me! *_*
(Amber comes back in with a M16)
Amber: Ok Xellos! Stand very still!
Xellos: 0.0 NO!
Amber: On 3. Ready? 1...2...3!
(the sound of the M16 goes through the house)
Xellos: Am I dead yet?
Zel: (uncovering ears) Nope. whispers: to bad.
Xellos: Not funny! ~_~
Amber: I got it! YIPPEE! And look Xellos! Not one wound on you.
Xellos: (looks around) Geez! And I thought you sucked at aiming.
Amber: (glares at him) Hey! Watch it buddy! I still have the gun.
Zel:(picks up the hand) Ewww! You really blasted it Amber!
Amber: ^_^ Damn I'm good!
Xellos: ^_~ In more than just shooting!
Zel: Don't start it guys!
(the hand sparks and wires pop out)
Xellos: Now the only way for that hand to spark....
Zel: is if it had electricity in it and meaning...
Amber: someone is playing games with us! That hand was fake!
(Amber storms out of the room with Zel and Xellos following)
Zel: I wonder who did it?
Xellos: I feel sorry for them when Amber finds out.
Zel: Maybe she'll cut them a little sl.....
Xellos: What is it?
Amber: Shhh. Listen.
(they all listen for a minute and her female laughter)
Amber: Thats it!
(she goes to the power box and turns the electricity back on)
Zel: Uh ohh!
Xellos: She is really ticked off!
(Amber follows the laughing to a closet in the room where the hand was)
Amber: ( walks into room and opens closet) ZELAS!!!!
Zelas: (smiles innocently) Hi Amber!
(Amber notices she has a controller in her hand to control the fake hand)
Amber: You. Are. So. Dead!
(Xellos and Zel walk in to see them fighting)
Amber: (pinning her down) You had us all scared! Just wait till I'm through with you!
Xellos: ^_^ Amber-chan, you are forgetting she is the Beast Master.
Zel: He's right. You don't stand a chance!
Amber: (thinks for a minute) Do you think I care!
Zelas: Well, you are about to learn a lesson then!
(Zelas pins her down and pulls right arm back till it couldn't reach)
Amber: Ouch! Stop it Zelas!
Zelas (shakes head) Nope! I'm not done teaching you a lesson in manners yet. One, I'm above you when it come to ranking! Two, your just a human in my eyes! Three.......
Amber: Three! You don't pay attention enough to my left hand!
Zel: Hey. Aren't you supposed to help your master?
Xellos: ^_^ Amber is not a threat really. I mean what can a human do to h.....
(he stopped short as Zelas was begging Amber to stop bending her leg back)
Zel: Oh huh! Not a threat huh?
Xellos: *_* I....I could be wrong.
Amber: Now if I let you up will you be a good Mazoku?
Zelas: (whimpers) Yes! Just let me up! Please!
Amber: Ok. Have I taught you a lesson?
Amber: Yes what?
Zelas: YES ma'am!
Amber: Ok, you can get up.
Xellos: ^_^ Geez! A human! Now I can see someone higher than you master, but a human? I think you've lost your touch.
Zel: (shakes his head) Uh ohh.
Zelas: Lost my touch have I?
Zelas: (pounces Xellos and holds him down by his arms while straddling him)
Xellos: ^_^ Now master. I might be your servant, but if you wanted me to be your sex slave all you had to do is ask.
Zelas: (smirks) Hmmm... interesting. I might have to remind you have that statement some time.
Amber: Oh, so this is how she punishes him, ne?
Zel: Some punishment.
(Zelas gets up)
Xellos: Just when I was getting use to that position too! ^_^
Amber: Its not like you haven't been that way before.
Zel and Zelas: Like you would know!
Xellos: ^_^ Actually, she would.
Zelas and Zel: 0.0
Amber: You two seemed pretty shocked.
Xellos: Like they didn't know.
Zel: I refuse to believe you.
Xellos: Believe what you want. (winks at Amber) ^_~*
Amber: (smirks evilly and winks back) ^_~*
Zel & Zelas: (glances at eachother nervously)
Zel: Anyways, we need to finish the movie!
Amber: Oh yeah! (turns movie on again)
Movie: "HELP ME! It's in here! HELP! No........ ahhhhhhh!" (blood comes out of girl)
(Zel and Zelas start getting closer together)
Amber: (glances at the two then whispers to Xellos) I think they like eachother.
Xellos: ^_^ (looks over at them) I do too!
(Zelas nearly in Zel's lap as movie gets scarier)
Zelas: (covers eyes) Is it over yet Zel?
Zel: Yes. You can look.
Zelas: (looks at Zel instead) I like this view better.
(Amber and Xellos are to into the movie to notice)
(the two start making out and end up in the guest bedroom)
(the movie is over and Xellos and Amber stretch)
Xellos: That was a good movie! ^_^
Amber: Yeah it was! Hey where is those two?
Xellos: ^_^ How should I know?
Amber: (starts laughing) Listen!
(the sounds of moans come from the back room)
Xellos and Amber: (both burst out laughing)
Xellos: ^_^ Zel and Zelas!? Who would have thought!?
Amber: I don't know!
(about an hour later, they come out of the room like nothing happened)
Xellos: (evil smirk) Have fun? ^_~
(Zelas and Zel both blush and sit down)
Xellos: ^_^ Well, I hope we can have no more interuptions.
(all of the sudden the electricity goes out)
Amber: NOOO! Not again!
Ok, this story came from to much coffee and not enough sleep. I do not own anything from the movie Idle Hand, so please don't sue! Or The Slayers for that matter. As you can tell, I got really bored and had to have some humor in my life. So, I wrote this! Hope ya liked!
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