Zel, Amber, Xellos: 0.0
(they keep getting closer to the TV as the scary movie called 'Idle Hand' gets better)
Movie: "I can't control my hand! So, I cut it off and now it's out killing people! You have to help me!"
Amber: 0.0
Zel: 0.0
Xellos: 0.0
(scary music starts playing)
Movie: AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
All: AHHHHHHHHHHHH!
(popcorn flys up in the air and they all hit the ground)
Amber: (pauses movie) That scared the hell out of me!
Zel and Xellos: Me too!
(all the sudden the electricity goes out)
All: AHHHHHHH!!!!
Xellos: We're all going to die!!!! ^_^
Zel and Amber: Don't say that!
(scrathing noises can be heard in the house)
Amber: What was that?!
Zel: I don't think I wanna know.
Xellos: Let's go investigate it! ^_^
Amber: Xellos! You know in every scary movie the person who goes to investigate is always the dumb ass who dies first.
Zel: Well, lets all go in a unit.
Amber: Are you all crazy?! I don't wanna die!
Xellos: Don't worry! We won't let anything happen to you. In fact, I bet it's just one of your cats. ^_^
Amber: I can't see anything though!
Zel and Xellos: We can!
Amber: Er.... I'll just get a candle.
Xellos: Hmmm..... candle light. Now, Amber? ^_^
Amber: ~_~ Xellos! This is no time for joking around! (grabs red candle and lights it)
Zel: It's even red. ^_^
Amber: GUYS! Stop! I'm scared here!
Xellos: I know you are! It's quite funny! In fac......
(he stops short as they here a loud crash)
Xellos: *_* Ok, I'm now scared!
Amber: See there! Now lets go see and run out!
Zel: Geez! Come on! We know magic and now we are scared of a little noise! Come on! Are we men are mice?
Xellos: ^_^ Men!
Amber: Neither!
Zel: Oh yeah. Sorry Amber, but just come on!
(they slowly walk down the hallway with Zel in front, Amber in the middle, and Xellos behind them)
Amber: Ok, here we are. Xellos open the door.
Xellos: Me!? 0.0
Zel and Amber: Yes! You!
Xellos: *_* Fine! (in a whisper) sure, pick on the mazoku to do the dirty work!
Zel and Amber: We heard that!
Xellos: Ok, on 5. 1...2...3...4...5!
(he quickly opens the door and all have a spell ready to say)
Amber: (holds up candle) I don't see anything.
Zel and Xellos: Neither do I.
(scratching noise starts again)
All: AHHHH!
Amber: It's in here!
Zel: Ok, calm down!
Xellos: It's the Idle Hand! ^_~*
Amber: Don't say that! Please!
(something moves across Zel's leg)
Zel: What the @*%$ was that!
Xellos: Colorful vocabulary Zel. ^_^
Zel: Thanks!
Amber: Pat yourself on the back later! Where is it?!
Xellos: There! Look! Under the bed!
Zel: Ok Amber! Your turn.
Amber: But...but...but
Xellos: Hey! That's my song! ^_^
Zel: (rolls eyes) No ifs, and's, or but's about it! Go!
Amber: (in a whimper) ok....
(she slowly goes down to the ground and looks under the bed)
Xellos: Well, anything? ^_^
Amber: Nothing. Just...ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!
(a hand jumps out at Amber)
Amber: Help me!
Zel: Hold still! (tries to pull the hand off her shoulder)
Xellos: Blast it! ^_^
Amber: NO! You'll blast me!
Xellos: A minor lost. ^_~
Amber: XELLOS! Help!
Zel: Got it!
(hand tries to grab at Zel)
Zel: Here Xellos! You can have it!
(tosses it to Xellos)
Xellos: Ze....l.....it's.....chok...ing...me! 0.0
Zel: ^_^ That's the point!
Xellos: Help me! *_*
(Amber comes back in with a M16)
Amber: Ok Xellos! Stand very still!
Xellos: 0.0 NO!
Amber: On 3. Ready? 1...2...3!
(the sound of the M16 goes through the house)
Xellos: Am I dead yet?
Zel: (uncovering ears) Nope. whispers: to bad.
Xellos: Not funny! ~_~
Amber: I got it! YIPPEE! And look Xellos! Not one wound on you.
Xellos: (looks around) Geez! And I thought you sucked at aiming.
Amber: (glares at him) Hey! Watch it buddy! I still have the gun.
Xellos: 0.0
Zel:(picks up the hand) Ewww! You really blasted it Amber!
Amber: ^_^ Damn I'm good!
Xellos: ^_~ In more than just shooting!
Zel: Don't start it guys!
(the hand sparks and wires pop out)
All: 0.0
Xellos: Now the only way for that hand to spark....
Zel: is if it had electricity in it and meaning...
Amber: someone is playing games with us! That hand was fake!
(Amber storms out of the room with Zel and Xellos following)
Zel: I wonder who did it?
Xellos: I feel sorry for them when Amber finds out.
Zel: Maybe she'll cut them a little sl.....
Amber: Shhhhhhhhh!
Xellos: What is it?
Amber: Shhh. Listen.
(they all listen for a minute and her female laughter)
Amber: Thats it!
(she goes to the power box and turns the electricity back on)
Zel: Uh ohh!
Xellos: She is really ticked off!
(Amber follows the laughing to a closet in the room where the hand was)
Amber: ( walks into room and opens closet) ZELAS!!!!
Zelas: (smiles innocently) Hi Amber!
(Amber notices she has a controller in her hand to control the fake hand)
Amber: You. Are. So. Dead!
(Xellos and Zel walk in to see them fighting)
Amber: (pinning her down) You had us all scared! Just wait till I'm through with you!
Xellos: ^_^ Amber-chan, you are forgetting she is the Beast Master.
Zel: He's right. You don't stand a chance!
Amber: (thinks for a minute) Do you think I care!
Zelas: Well, you are about to learn a lesson then!
(Zelas pins her down and pulls right arm back till it couldn't reach)
Amber: Ouch! Stop it Zelas!
Zelas (shakes head) Nope! I'm not done teaching you a lesson in manners yet. One, I'm above you when it come to ranking! Two, your just a human in my eyes! Three.......
Amber: Three! You don't pay attention enough to my left hand!
Zel: Hey. Aren't you supposed to help your master?
Xellos: ^_^ Amber is not a threat really. I mean what can a human do to h.....
(he stopped short as Zelas was begging Amber to stop bending her leg back)
Zel: Oh huh! Not a threat huh?
Xellos: *_* I....I could be wrong.
Amber: Now if I let you up will you be a good Mazoku?
Zelas: (whimpers) Yes! Just let me up! Please!
Amber: Ok. Have I taught you a lesson?
Zelas: YES!
Amber: Yes what?
Zelas: YES ma'am!
Amber: Ok, you can get up.
Xellos: ^_^ Geez! A human! Now I can see someone higher than you master, but a human? I think you've lost your touch.
Zel: (shakes his head) Uh ohh.
Zelas: Lost my touch have I?
Xellos: Opps.....
Zelas: (pounces Xellos and holds him down by his arms while straddling him)
Xellos: ^_^ Now master. I might be your servant, but if you wanted me to be your sex slave all you had to do is ask.
Zelas: (smirks) Hmmm... interesting. I might have to remind you have that statement some time.
Amber: Oh, so this is how she punishes him, ne?
Zel: Some punishment.
(Zelas gets up)
Xellos: Just when I was getting use to that position too! ^_^
Amber: Its not like you haven't been that way before.
Zel and Zelas: Like you would know!
Xellos: ^_^ Actually, she would.
Amber: ^_~
Zelas and Zel: 0.0
Amber: You two seemed pretty shocked.
Xellos: Like they didn't know.
Zel: I refuse to believe you.
Zelas: Dido
Xellos: Believe what you want. (winks at Amber) ^_~*
Amber: (smirks evilly and winks back) ^_~*
Zel & Zelas: (glances at eachother nervously)
Zel: Anyways, we need to finish the movie!
Amber: Oh yeah! (turns movie on again)
All: 0.0
Movie: "HELP ME! It's in here! HELP! No........ ahhhhhhh!" (blood comes out of girl)
All: Ewwwwwww!
(Zel and Zelas start getting closer together)
Amber: (glances at the two then whispers to Xellos) I think they like eachother.
Xellos: ^_^ (looks over at them) I do too!
(Zelas nearly in Zel's lap as movie gets scarier)
Zelas: (covers eyes) Is it over yet Zel?
Zel: Yes. You can look.
Zelas: (looks at Zel instead) I like this view better.
Zel: 0.0
(Amber and Xellos are to into the movie to notice)
Zelas: Zel....
Zel: Zelas....
(the two start making out and end up in the guest bedroom)
(the movie is over and Xellos and Amber stretch)
Xellos: That was a good movie! ^_^
Amber: Yeah it was! Hey where is those two?
Xellos: ^_^ How should I know?
Amber: (starts laughing) Listen!
(the sounds of moans come from the back room)
Xellos and Amber: (both burst out laughing)
Xellos: ^_^ Zel and Zelas!? Who would have thought!?
Amber: I don't know!
(about an hour later, they come out of the room like nothing happened)
Xellos: (evil smirk) Have fun? ^_~
(Zelas and Zel both blush and sit down)
Xellos: ^_^ Well, I hope we can have no more interuptions.
(all of the sudden the electricity goes out)
Amber: NOOO! Not again!
Ok, this story came from to much coffee and not enough sleep. I do not own anything from the movie Idle Hand, so please don't sue! Or The Slayers for that matter. As you can tell, I got really bored and had to have some humor in my life. So, I wrote this! Hope ya liked!
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