Things You Would Never Say To The Slayers (IE, Ways To Commit Suicide)


1. "You heard me you flat chested, couldn't get a man if you payed him, sad excuse for a "girl"

2. "Are you even sure you are a girl? Maybe the midwife slipped with the knife."

3. "Hey Zel, You come with a rock tumbler"??

4. Shabranigdo only let you kill him because he felt sorry for how weak you really are.

5. Come on Lina we all know what really happened in L.o.N's lair. makes fake smooching sounds Lina and Goury sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G

6. "Boy, you and Amelia sure sound like you have a lot fun in those baths."

7. Hey zel is your whole "body" hard? (wow I feel dirty just saying that. goes to wash hands)

8. "You bony, boyish, flast chested, little wrench!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

9. Are you related to Medusa? She turned people into stone just by looking at them, too. OH my god look it already happened to that man! points at Zel and snickers


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