Long ago, there was an area in China with many small pools. Coincidentally, something drowned in each one. The urky part is that if some chinese-language-lacking chump falls in one... well, that's to be seen, but then again, you probably know exactly what going to happen. Mwehehehehahahahahahahaha!
Get on with the story, Lu!
Fine! ahem Now, far into the future, in the exact spot, we take you to a.. small quarrell between rivals with a very, but not too, unlikely crew acting as an audience...
Forte: DiediediedieDIE!!!! @VV@
Rock: Ahhhhhhh! O_O ::dodges shot per shot:: Stop!
Forte: >_< No, you are going down this time!
And down below the mayhem, several participants were endulging in some of life's pleasures.
"Two fives."
"Bullshit."
Metalman's eyebrow twitched as Shadowman flipped over the red robot's two cards. A nine and two turned their sunny faces towards the players. Groaning, Metal took the pile into his own, grumbling about kagemushas and their 'darn knowning ways'. Shadowman merely quirked his lips, as did Blues. Crystalman, Elecman, and Centaurman chuckled instead.
All the while, some crazy chinese man was madly exclaiming to them in his native tongue; the Robot Masters and Blues paid no imediate heed.
Centaur laid down his cards at the exact time of a splash behind him. In a disinterested manner, "Forte?"
Crystal: Yep. Bullshit.
Centaur: ::grins and hands the pile over:: They're yours, Suishou.
And the chinese man stopped his ranting and sighed, shaking his head mournfully. Piquing an ear, Shadowman cast him a glance, flipping his translator to the sister language..
Chinese dude: -- very bad. That was the Spring of the drowned --
And that was interrupted by a hideous shriek..
Forte: Damnyoubitchdamnyou!!! @VV@ ::starts shifting his armor around:: Get down here, Rock! You'll PAY for soaking me!.. And for shrinking my armor! ::unlatches the torso plates and tosses it aside, giving not a thought to the breeze that passed by:: You are so D -- .... What are you staring, you sorry excuse for a superhero?!
Rock: ::staring all right; in fact, carries the bulging-eyes-taking-up-the-whole-face expression:: ::little tiny trickle of a nosebleed::
Forte: Wha~at? Do I have something on me? ::twists around:: o.o I don't.. see anything. Hey guys, what's he staring at?
Crystal: O_O !!!!!!!!!!!
Centaur: @_X ::gape-choking::
Metal: @.@ ::clinging to Elecman::
Elec: ::jaw dropped:: 0_0
Chinese dude: ::perverted stare::
Shadow: o_o Oh my.. god...
Blues: ::sweat:: ...Forte?
Forte: ::getting irritated:: What is it, kage?!?! ::hands on hips::
Blues: o.o ... You... erm.. seem to have.. umm....
Forte: OUT WITH IT!! >_<
Centaur: Lookit your bloody chest!
Forte: Wha'?? ::looks down:: ::sure enough, it's extended outwards, all nice and cheerfully round:: ..................... ::sinks back into the pool, arms X-ed over his -- I mean, her chest, eyes dilated to mere black dots:: Jesus, Mary and Joseph...
Rock: Uh... I didn't know you were.. Catholic..?
Forte: @VV@ I'M NOT! ::shoots at Rock::
Rock: O_O ::too stunned to react and is knocked off the pole he was crouching on:: ::and ultimately lands in one of the many numerous pools::
Forte: ::does not care at all and is on the warpath... while still in the string:: WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS PLACE, YOU STUPID OLD MAN?!?! AND STOP STARING AT ME!
Chinese dude: Oh my. You gentlemen would not listen to me when I tried to tell you this place was cursed.
Shadow: ::makes a face:: Now you're speaking english, old timer. What was with the chinese if you knew we were talking english??
Chinese dude: It's in my contract.
Everyone: ::silent::
Forte: Ah, whatever. Tell me why the hell I'm sporting women's accessories?!
Chinese dude: You have fallen into the spring of --
meraow!
Everyone: o_O ::looking over at the pool Rock fell into:: Rock: ::whimpering pitifully, and shaking his blu-ish white fur out::
Centaur: o.O What kind of cat is that?
Elec: oo;; I think it's a.. snow leopard?
Metal: @.x What's a snow leopard doing here?? In fact, what's a baby snow leopard doing here?
Chinese dude: Oh dear. Your friend has fallen into the Spring of the Drowned Snow Leopard Cub. Cub drowned 500 years ago; very sad story.
Crystal: ::eye twitch:: Why does this sound like a weird anime?
Forte: T_T So what did I fall into? The Spring of the Drowned Man with Breasts?!
Chinese: Oh no, sir. Never a pool like that. That spring is of the Drowned Girl, who drowned 500 years ago. Very tragic story.
Forte: @_@ G... girl?! ::shifts the waist armor around...:: I'MAGIRL!! >_< WAHHHHHHHHHHHH! BASTARD!
[Note: ^^; I'm well aware that Forte curses a lot.]
Blues: ::can't help but snicker:: Maybe you'll be better at seducing your prey now, Forte.
Forte: ::glaring bloody murder:: ::hops out of the water and stomps over to him:: You getting a kick out of this, Hikari? Huh?! ::grabs him by the scarf:: @vv@ Tell me if you're laughing now! ::tosses Blues into the same pool he came out of with a heaving splash::
Robot Masters: @.@ !!! Shit!
Chinese dude: ::silent::
Rock: =O X_X ::growls and whines::
Blues: ::emerges and after taking a few quick breasts, he instantly checks himself... and nearly dies of mortification::
But no one else gets the chance to do anything, because Forte, now a woman, can rightfully PMS and takes full liberty of it, tossing the Wily bots into different springs...
Two minutes later
Chinese dude: ::pours hot water onto Forte, sighing:: You cause much trouble, yes.
Forte: ::shakes the water out of his hair:: Don't fuck with me, geezer. I'm ready to kill something. ::pats his flat chest and hugs himself:: I'm all better now..
Blues: ::is holding the Rock-cub in his lap:: ::makes a face at Forte:: Until someone throws you into the swimming pool...
Forte: @_< Fuck you!
Blues: You wanna change your preference to females? Go right ahead. ::snorts::
Forte: -_- ... ::dully:: Who's next?...
A mini-dragon (:B crystally blue and all eastern-like), a pelican (with three very small horns in it's head), a mountain goat sporting unusually shaped horns, a very vampirized Metalman, and a nine-year- old version of Shadowman came rushing up, but one glare from Mr. Vampy sent the rest skidding to a hault.
Metal: ::looks at the Chinese dude:: How in the world did a vampire drown in a tiny srping like that?! That's all I want to know. -_-
Chiniese dude: ::shrugs:: I only grounds keeper. I don't know how it happened.
Metal: T_T Whatever. Gimme the damn water.
Chinese dude: ::spills it on Metalman::
Metal: ::feels his teeth and sighs in relief:: Okay, gimme that. ::grabs the kettle and splashes the rest:: ¬_¬ Now what?
Forte: We. Go. Home. Right. Now. T_T ::storms out the front gate and into the forest, muttering the whole way::
Rock: ::slids out of Blues' lap and watches Forte go:: x_x Why do I like him like I do?
Crystal: Um, sir? ::makes a face:: Are there any rules to this?
Chinese dude: ::nod:: Cold water transforms and warm water reverses.
Centaur: o.O That's all??
Chinese dude: Yes.
Centaur: 9.9 Well, that means no more pool parties. Or hose downs... ^_^ or being last in line for showers!
Metal: Something tells me we'll still be last for showers. Any when everyone finds out, we'll be the laughing stock of the castle. And guess who the aquatics will have fun with?
Elec: ::pouts:: What's your chip? All you'd have to do is avoid Shade for the rest of your life. The rest of us will get tormented.
Blues: And once they find out every cursed members of this group.. ::rolls his eyes:: Wily wins, because I don't think a baby cub can kick the asses of 60 plus Robot Masters.
Metal: Point.
Shadow: ::snickers:: And, if none of you have noticed, some of us are intimate with people ::outside:: this little group of freaks. ::leers at Blues::
Blues: -_- No getting ideas, Hikage. No one, least of all Terra, is touching me while I'm female.
Crystal: ::grabs Shadowman's arm:: Does that mean you'll tell him?
Blues: @.< Hell no.
Crystal: Fair enough.
Blues: .... Although... ::motions for Crystalman and whispers something incoherent to the rest of the group::
Crystal: ::eyes sparkle:: Nope, you don't get to do that very often. ::cuddles the arm in his grip::
Shadow: -_- I'll tell Terra about you once I find out what you told him.
Rock: u.u Can we just follow Forte's example and go home?
:3 Stupid, ne? Need help with who's who?
Elecman - mountain goat
Metalman - ^vv^ Vampyre!
Crystalman - dragoooooooon
Shadowman - can we say pedophobic? @.^;;;;;;;;
Centaurman - pelican
Rock - cute an' cuddly kitty!
And Forte and Blues share the same fate as nearly the rest of the list does: being a part of the female species. :B Lucky them. ::sarcastic::