Yes, I'm just getting more and more bored every passing day. Don't let me get bored and read odd fics at the same time. This developed from reading various... uh, 'character pregnancies'. Be in fear for you are about to see a variety of fat Robots.
Forte: ::whacking Virgo:: Watch who you call 'fat'.
Virgo: Owie...
Finding Out
Forte and Blues:
Blues: ...
Forte: ::watching TV::
Blues: ...
Forte: ::still watching TV::
Blues: ...
Forte: ::still -- ::
Blues: ::turning off the tube::
Forte: Oi! What the hell do you think you -- ::realizing Blues is glaring at him:: Erk.... Yes?
Blues: I hate you. ::stomps off::
Forte: ?? What'd I do?
Zero: ::he and the others coming up holding a piece of paper:: Forte, you dawg! Never thought you had it in ya!
Forte: What? What??
Quick: Gettin' him knocked up like that!
Forte: I... what?
Slash: This is absolutely disgusting! It can't even be physically possible!
Forte: WHAT?? What the f*** is going on??
Shadow: Blues is pregnant.
Forte: !! ::turned to stone::
Zero: He's gonna be one helluva problem to live with. Good thing I didn't hook up with him.
Forte: ::crumbling slightly::
Quick: To think. Nine months of that. I'd go and hang myself right now.
Forte: ::crumbling even more::
Zero: And worse of all...
Zero and Quick: ::way too happy about it:: No sex!
Forte: ::collapses in a pile of dust::
Shadow: ::toeing the pile:: You broke him.
Zero: Hn. Now he knows how we feel.
Zero and X: (so he finally got some nookie, go fig)
X: Zero? I have something to tell you.
Zero: Sure, what's up? You don't have to act so timid.
X: I'm uh... I'm pregnant.
Zero: ...
X: ...
Zero: ...
X: ...Uh... Zero?
Zero: ...
X: Zero... ::prod prod::
Zero: ...
X: ... ::worried::
Zero: PREGNANT!?!?! ::begins to hyperventilate::
X: ::sweat drop:: Well... better than what I expected... Maybe.
Shadow and Quick: (don't ask me when it happened, i don't know)
Slash: Quick's been acting odd lately. Don't you think?
Zero: Yeah. Wonder what's up.
Quick: ::entering the room happily:: Hey, guys!
Zero: Yo. We wanna know why you're so up beat all of the sudden.
Slash: Yeah. Before you were always moping about, trying to get some. Why the big about-face?
Quick: Well, if you really must know... ::leaning down and giggling:: I'm pregnant.
Slash and Zero: !! ::whip around to stare at Shadow::
Shadow: ...??
Slash: ::sputtering::
Zero: With-with -- ::points to Shadow::
Quick: ::happier:: Yup!
Shadow: ????
Slash: ::almost shouting:: Shadow got you knocked up!?!
Shadow: !!!!
Quick: ::thoroughly satisfied with himself:: Yup!
Zero: ::to Shadow:: When did that happen??
Shadow: ... ::shocked look:: I-I don't... remember...
Quick: ::eyes filling with tears:: You... you don't remember? The wild, passionate --
Slash: Don't go into details!
Shadow: ::getting a panicked look:: I --
Quick: How could you not remember?? I hate you! ::runs off sobbing::
Zero: ::slapping Shadow upside the head:: Nice one. Now he's going to be even more impossible to live with.
Shadow: ::fainting::
Elec and Metal: (for NK)
Metal: ::in the kitchen drinking:: #$)-ing @$#( just had to be on top. Now I gotta deal with !$&)-ing stretch marks and the #@$&(- ing labor and the #%)@( %$#&*(...
Elec: ::entering and seeing Metal:: Geez. Now why are you drinking?
Metal: ::muttering:: #@$&-ing prick...
Elec: What? Why're you mad at me for?
Metal: You just had to whine and complain and bug me until I let in, didn't you? #$&%&...
Elec: Would you just tell me what's wrong already?
Metal: I'm pregnant.
Elec: ::letting it sink in:: That's great! Oh-wow! I'm going to be a Dad? That's wonderful!
Metal: You're not the one that has to deal with nine months of bad clothes. Lucky bastard. ::pointing an empty bottle at Elec:: I am so going to hate you for all this. ::blinks when the bottle is taken from him, as well as all the other bottles in the fridge:: Hey...
Elec: Alcohol is bad for the baby.
Metal: Oh, I am totally going to kill before this is over...
Labor
Forte and Blues:
Forte: ::holding the doctor up by the collar:: Make it stop hurting.
Doctor: Um... I-I can't really...
Forte: ::narrowing his eyes:: If you don't stop the pain, I will kill you. Very, slowly.
Doctor: Er... ::on the verge of peeing his pants::
Blues: Forte...
Forte: ::glaring at the doctor::
Doctor: I-I can't help the... patient fr-from here...
Blues: Forte.
Forte: ::still glaring black death::
Blues: Forte Bass Wily! Get over here this instant!
Forte: I hate it when he uses my full name... ::meekly dropping the doctor:: Yes?
Blues: Good. Now, come here. Little closer. Good boy... Let the nice doctor do his job. The quicker he gets to it, the sooner this will be over... ::pulling Forte to him with a furious snarl:: And if you ever make me go through this again, I will #!$*-ing rip your (@$* off and feed it to Gospel. Understand?
Forte: ::cowed:: Yes, beloved.
Zero and X:
Zero: ::hovering:: Is there anything I can get you?
X: No, Zero.
Zero: You sure?
X: Yes, Zero. I'm fine.
Zero: Really?
X: ::his smile beginning to crack:: Yes, Zero.
Zero: Okay, but if there's anything that I can do for you...
X: I know, Zero.
Zero: Would you like a backrub? You look kinda tense.
X: ::gritting his teeth after having gone through this for the past eight hours:: I'm okay, Zero. Really.
Zero: Maybe some water? Or would you like Teddy-Zero to squeeze?
(Teddy-Zero: Rar!
Virgo: Or not^^;;)
X: Zero...
Zero: Yes? Do you need something?
X: ... (I can't kill him. I love him. Can't kill him. Love him...)
Zero: Maybe a blanket? Or are you too hot? You sure there's nothing I can --
X: ZERO! Just -- ::cutting himself off:: ::grounding out:: I'm. FINE. Don't. Worry.
Vile: ::dressed as a doctor:: Don't worry. This'll only take a moment. ::kneeling at the end of the bed and lifting up the blanket covering X's lower half::
X and Zero: ...-.-
Zero: ::booting Vile:: Get away from there!
Shadow and Quick:
Forte: Well, it's about time they finally made up.
Slash: Talk about disorienting. Seeing Shadow chasing Quick around like that.
Forte: Hn. At least he took responsibility for his actions.
Slash: Speaking of those two, I wonder how they're doing.
Quick: ::from off screen:: SHADOW! Get the phone!
Shadow: ::also from off screen:: Okay. Why?
Quick: ... Don't you know what day it is?
Shadow: ...Wednesday?
Quick: ... ::growling:: Gimme the damn phone.
Shadow: Why do you need it?
Quick: Because I think it looks nice. GIVE!
Shadow: ... ::handing over the phone:: ::thinking:: Touchy...
Quick: Hello? Yes, I'd like an ambulance please. My water just broke and my supposed partner is an idiot.
Shadow: ... WHAT??
Forte: ::looking at the calander:: Huh. Whaddya know, today's the due day.
Slash: So much for taking responsibility.
Forte: Huh?
Slash: He fainted again.
Quick: ::still off screen:: Excuse me, Miss? I'd like another ambulance for my useless partner. He just passed out...
Elec and Metal:
Metal: ARGH!
Elec: Calm down. If you stay so tense, it'll just make it worse.
Metal: SHUT UP! Aaaa! I'm in pain! I'm sober and in pain! I need a drink!
Elec: It's not good for the --
Metal: Screw the baby! I want booze, dammit!
Elec: You know I can't --
Metal: Then dope me up on painkillers! Knock me out! AAAAGH! Not even Thagos was this cruel!
Elec: It can't be that --
Metal: ::throwing the pillow at Elec:: You wanna try it next time?? Unless you go through this yourself shut up! Ohhhh, the pain~!
Elec: Um... I think I'll be in the waiting room the remainder of the labor process...
Virgo: Saa, so it wasn't as funny as was intended. Oh well. At least it alleviated some boredom. Hope NK doesn't mind my writing Magnet to be so, uh... harsh^^;;
Pharaoh: Talk about annoying.
Virgo: What?
Pharaoh: I can't seem to stop getting bigger and I have this odd craving for chocolate covered pickles...
Virgo: o.O