6.) You find out that one of your cutest male friends have been frequently imagining you in rather compromising positions. What do you do?
a.) Avoid him at all costs and try not to think about it.
b.) Confront him, telling him that you're friends, and that's it.
c.) Laugh it off. It has to be a joke.
d.) Offer to go down on him right then and there. He's cute, right?
It was another one of those quiet evenings when absolutely nothing happened. Crawford was working, Nagi was off somewhere and Schuldig and Farfarello were slumped in front of the TV on opposite ends of the big couch. Showing right now was a soap opera or a made-for-TV-movie, hard to tell. If the two viewers had been paying any attention to the story they would have noted that one of the women was just about to plot the murder of her husband so that she would be able to run off with her lover, who by the way happened to be cheating on her with her unknown twin sister. However, neither Schuldig nor Farfarello was overly interested in what was going on onscreen.
Instead of watching the show, Schuldig was feeling slightly anguished as he considered how much easier everything would have been if Farfarello had just been a woman. He'd woo him, screw him, dump him and get on with his life. That was how it worked, and he didn't see why it should have to be any harder than that.
Farfarello on the other hand was having more pleasant thoughts as he enjoyed a mental image of Schuldig backed up against the end of the couch, his own body covering the taller redhead's. He was also wondering about the little things, like whether or not Schuldig's mouth would taste like cigarettes and what it would be like to get his hands entangled in that mass of orange hair and if it would smell of smoke or shampoo or that aftershave Schuldig was using and of course he'd noticed Schuldig's aftershave because who wouldn't and if it would take long to undo all those buttons and how much better it would be to just rip Schuldig's shirt off and what Schuldig's chest would feel like to touch and to kiss and to run his tongue across Schuldig's nipples and it they'd harden and if he'd harden and whether or not Schuldig would moan or close his eyes and whether or not Schuldig would be all that willing in the first place or if Schuldig would fight him or help him or touch him and take his clothes off and they would be skin to skin and if Schuldig had warm hands and what those hands would feel like on his body and how he'd unbutton Schuldig's pants and... and whether or not Schuldig was listening right now.
Farfarello glanced over at the German and then quickly turned his head away. He swallowed in what was more of an imitation of embarrassment than anything else. He just got a general notion that a normal person would find this situation awkward, since judging by the dazed look on Schuldig's face, it was pretty safe to say that yes, he had definitely been listening.
Schuldig was shocked. Farfarello's thoughts usually didn't make much sense, and were easy to shake off, but there was absolutely no way to misinterpret this...
What do you do?