Chapter 5: Rubberband Wars Part 1: Lethal Weaponry

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Duo is rigging the Temple. With bombs and dynamite on the off chance that he can somehow waste Suboshi with them. He's not thinking real clearly here, so he misses the obvious fact that if Suboshi goes boom, the Temple goes boom, and then Steph's temper will go boom. And then Suboshi does the stupidest thing he could've done, he comes back. Duo loses his barely held cool, and forgets the bombs and explosives in favor of a more personal approach. He jumps him.

Duo: Die, You Worthless Piece of Scum!

Suboshi retaliates in kind with ryuuseisui in hand.

Suboshi: Look who's talking! I. Am. Not. Bait.

Duo: You ruined my hair!

Suboshi: You ruined mine!

Duo: You put Shinigami in a dress, you hentai!

Suboshi: You started this!

Duo: You loser!

Suboshi: Freak!

Duo & Suboshi: ::in unison:: DIE!

Bullets whiz by as the ryuuseisui flies. Chokeholds on both sides. Hair pulling and claws. Catfight! Mallet from nowhere to the head. Lariat around neck, ryuuseisui around neck. Pull and choke.

Duo & Suboshi: ::in unison choking:: Die, darnit! ::can't breathe::

They both pass out. On each other. And then come to at the same time.

Duo & Suboshi: ::in unison:: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

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