Chapter 7: When the Temple Goes Boom

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Duo & Suboshi: Food Fight!

The food flies. There goes a chicken (cooked), a few carrots, a pile of mashed potatoes, a head of lettuce, and a piece of chocolate cake (and now we have a full course flying meal...). Dodge, dodge, get splattered. Steph has already proved her supremacy in the rubberband war and has returned to the computer. The other two, however, have not learned the imminent lesson, and have at it with food. Duo gets smacked one too many times in the head by hard pieces of food and does something incredibly stupid. He appropriates the kitchen proper, locks the door, bakes a cake, loads it with dynamite (all under 5 seconds, boy is he good), and gives it to Suboshi as a peace offering (that ends up with the peace in pieces, but come on, do you really think Suboshi's that stupid?). Big mistake. Suboshi accepts warily (take that former question as a yes). Duo blows it up with the detonator. KABOOM Duo forgot rigging the Temple with bombs. The blast sets off a chain reaction. A chain reaction that ends up with the whole Temple going up in a mushroom cloud.

Duo: Oops.

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