Zel: What are we doing here?
Xel: ^_^
Zel: You know,don't you?
Xel: nod ^_^
Lina: Well then why are we here?
Xel: Sore wa -
A.K.: enters stage left; bashes Xel
Amelia: Are you the author of this fanfic?
A.K.: Yes
Filia: Then what are we doing here?
A.K.: Because I thought it was only fair to warn you.
Gourry: Warn us about what?
A.K.: Warn you that my sick, twisted imagination is about to do something truly awful to you.
Xel: Ooo...something awful...how lovely. What kind of awful?
A.K.: Something so awful even you'd run screaming.
All but Xel: gulp
Xel: Something so awful even I'd run screaming? I'd like to see you try.
A.K.: Well then, without further ado, on with the show!
Xelloss had a bad feeling. Everyone was acting extremly out of character. Amelia hadn't glomed on Zel or made one of her horrible justice speeches all day. No one, not even Zel or Filia had attacked him. Filia hadn't even called him 'namagomi'. In fact, they were all acting like NORMAL people. They were being so normal that it was ABNORMAL. They hadn't even been attacked by bandits, things were so normal. This couldn't be good. They continued on this way for quite some time when Xelloss heard something. "Did you hear that?" he asked.
Zel nodded; everyone else shook their heads. Then suddenly Lina said, "Oh, wait I hear it now to."
Filia nodded. "So do I."
"Me too," said Amelia.
"Heard what?"asked Gourry, finally catching on.
"Shh!" said everyone else. They listened for another moment. Then a big, purple something came crashing out of the underbrush. "Hi everybody! It's me, Barney!" The Barney theme began to play in the background. Lina twitched. "FIREBALL!"
Barney exploded in a ball of flames-and came out unscathed. He laughed that horrible, sickening laugh.And then he began to sing.
"I love you, you love me
We're a happy family"
Everyone twitched,sweatdropped, and then face-faulted. Even Amelia. (And she's little miss love and sunshine) Then Zel said, "Run. As you value your sanity, RUN!!" They all began running. But they were cut off by Baby Bop and hordes of brainwashed children. Who then proceeded to chant a mantra about love, friendship, and sharing. It was worse than Amelia. Xelloss began foaming at the mouth, then he collapsed in a seizure, twitching, and doing other things that people do in seizures. "Oh my god, we have to get out of here!" Zel cried.
"But I can't even think!" Lina said.
"A...Amelia..." Zel said. "You're the least effected by this! You have to get us out!!" Then he started to do the same thing Xelloss was doing. (Hey, it's a Mazoku reaction and Zel's one third Mazoku. Go figure) Amelia nodded. She felt ill, but she wasn't incapacitated like the others. 'Alright, this is my chance to prove myself. I'll do it!' Just then, the onslaught of Barney increased in power. Amelia flinched in the face of Barney's awful power. "LEVITATION!" Amelia screamed out, barely able to stand in the face of all that niceness. The whole party was levitated out of range of Barney's evil. They escaped with their sanity. Barely. Oh, and just to make this story even more propostorus, ummmm ... they all joined Shabranigdu's evil army and destroyed civilization.
Xel: Nooo! The horror! How could you do that to me? I thought you liked me!
A.K.: I do. But that doesn't stop me from having a little fun.
Xel: ^_^ You're a cruel, twisted person. ^_^ I like that.
Zel: Why am I not surprised......
A.K.: Just wait. The next one might actually have a plot.
Lina: Yeah, sure. We belive you.
Zel: With my kind of luck, she'll turn out to be another one of those yaoi authors.
A.K.: ((^_^"
Zel: look of fear passes across face Oh,no.
Xel: ^_^ Oh yes. I read the first part. ^_^ I liked it.
Zel: gets a crazed look in eyes Aaahhhh!!! No!! Why me? Why am I made to suffer so?
A.K. and Xel: Because we love you!! ^_^ ((^_^"
Zel: looks around, realizes that he's trapped, and does a repeat performance of the Barney induced seizure
Xel: ^_^