Me: It's that time again!
All: O.O AURGH!!!!
Me: You guys are pathetic, you know that? Especially you, Lina. I thought you were an "all powerful genius sorceress".
Lina: Well, I am, but.....
Me: And yet you let a little thing like a fanfic bother you.....
Zel: It's because we never know what's going to come out of your twisted mind.
Filia: Instead of Slayer's Fairy Tails, you should call them Twisted Fairy Tails.
Amelia: Come on, you guys! It's not that bad, and at least Alyson allows us to take breaks every now and then, you know.
Lina: Well, yeah....
Gourry: Are you still sore because I kissed you in Sleeping Sorceress?
Lina: *blush* No....
Amelia: Just what did you say to her that convinced her to let you kiss her?
Gourry: I told her that I didn't mind if she didn't mind.
Amelia: *clasping hands while a bubbly background springs up behind her* Awww, that's so sweet!
Val: Don't make me sick.
Me: All right everybody, it's introduction and cast time again! *blinks as she suddenly finds herself standing alone* Geez....... You know, your hiding won't stop me from writing this story.
All: *come out from hiding places, smiling sheepishly*
Me: Good. This is a Little Mermaid/Slayers cross over, with myself as the narrator.
Zel: As usual.
Me: Of course! ^^ In the role of Little Dragon, we have Filia Buscott.
Filia: *wailing* Why am I in the lead? I'm not little!!!
Xel: No, but your line of thought is pretty narrow.
Filia: WHY, YOU! *pulls out mace and starts to chase Xelloss around*
Me: As the Handsome, sexy, to-drool-for.....
All: GET ON WITH IT!
Me: *sweat drop* As the Prince in this one, we have Valgarv.
Val: What the *&^&^%^ are you doing putting me as the prince?!
Me: I happen to be a die hard Val/Filia pairing fan. Gotta problem with it, dragon boy?
Val: *splutter*
Me: As Val's trusty right hand man, we have Zelgadis Greywyrs.
Zel: At least you've cast me in a role I think I fit into.
Me: *glancing at the still spluttering Val* You sure about that?
Zel: *looking at Val, too* Um....
Me: As Val's best friend we have Gourry Gabriev.
Gourry: Um, ok...but how can I be his friend if I hardly even know him?
Me: *sigh* Ok, you're the captain of his guard.
Gourry: *happy smile* Ok!
Me: As Filia's sisters and fellow trouble makers, we have Amelia and Lina!
Lina and Amelia: HEY! We're not trouble makers!
Guys: *cough cough*
Me: As the evil sorcerer, we have.....
Xel: *jumping up and down and waving his arms* LET ME GUESS!
Me: ...........
Xel: It's me! It's me, isn't it?! *gives Filia an evil grin*
Filia: *cringe* A-Alyson? What are you doing?
Me: Getting ready to tell a story. Let's see, as Filia's father we have Prince Phil...
Phil: *looking at Amelia, Lina, and Filia* My family has grown some....
Me: And once again Sylphiel shall be the advisor of Prince Phil.
Syl: *gives Gourry gaa gaa looks* Oh, Gourry....
Me: Knock it off, Sylphiel.
Syl: *giving Alyson a teary look* What I don't understand is how you could have left me out of Sleeping Sorceress.
Me: *muttering* Easily. You can cut off the large teary eyes, Sylphiel. We're going to get started now.....
Xel: I have a question.
Me: What?
Xel: Why do you usually write fics starring Zel and Amelia as a couple?
Me: *suddenly waves around two flags, one with I SUPPORT ZEL AND AMELIA!, the other with NYA NYA! SO THERE! on it* Because I think they're really cute.
Zel and Amelia: *blush*
Xel: Ok, does the same reasoning apply to Gourry and Lina?
Gourry and Lina: *splutter*
Me: *flags changed to saying I SUPPORT GOURRY AND LINA!, the other remains the same* Yep! ^^ And Val and Filia because I know they like each other.
Val and Filia: *stutter*
Me: Now can we please get started?
All: *groan*