This story is dedicated to Megan-x-chan, because she pisses me off.
Anji storms around the Party Shack and throws things
She really, really does!
Pounds on Water Bottle Bed until it threatens to burst
The only point of this story is to vent frustration.
Kicks the walls
There's no other point. Sorry. This is gonna be dark tangent GRRRR!!!-eeness.
Yanks door off hinges and storms out of the poor, mistreated Party Shack.
Thank you.
Stupid, stupid, Mazoku. You know, I never really did like Mazoku. They're very annoying creatures, they are. Stupid, stupid, stupid and did I mention stupid? Mazoku. Bleck. They are soo icky and gross! And while I'm on the subject, did I mention they were stupid? In fact, I've decided that I definitely hate Mazoku. I despise them to the very depths of my soul. I will never again, not now, not ever, trust a Mazoku. Nope. Nu-uh. Now way. They're just too stupid!
The fingers stopped writing briefly while the author of the mantra paused to think.
Oh. I suppose you're wondering, diary dear, why I will never ever again trust a Mazoku? Why I think they're so totally, utterly, unbelievavbly, frustratingly, unimagabily stupid? Well ha! I'm not going to tell you! Nanny nanny boo boo!
The author stopped again to read the words that they had just written.
Diary dear, I think I'm losing my mind. Reading this again, I appear to be the one who is stupid. I'm not myself, really, today. Perhaps I'm someone else. Not sure who really. Maybe I'm the Mazoku, since I'm acting as stupid as one.
The author stopped once more to stare at the writing, and blinked.
Would you look at that? I am losing my mind! Ha! Well, what do you now? Insanity is hereditary! Oh well. I suppose, diary dear, that since you are now to be subjected to a lunatic's ramblings, you have the right to know why I ramble so. It's just, it was so stupid. 0f course it was stupid. I mean, it was the damn Mazoku's doing! Damn him! Damn him! Damn him to hell! I wonder if Mazoku really do go to hell? I mean, wouldn't that be their heaven? And if so, is heaven in fact where the bad Mazoku go?
The author fell out of their chair.
Oooh boy. That wasn't even relevant. Or was it? And now I'm philosphsing... Wonder how long till Lina stuffs me in a stray jacket and carts me off to some asylum? I forget where I was going with this.
The author looks up and reads the first couple lines.
Right. I was on the topic of stupid Mazokus and why I think there as stupid as they are. Well, really, I only got to know one personally. And he was damn stupid! But I suppose that's something of a discrimitory generalization, huh? Fine. Xelloss is stupid. He is so bloody, damnably stupid!
The pen stops briefly as the author slumps in their chair.
I wish I hadn't written his name. Now I really don't feel like ranting, which bites, because ranting was much better then being depressed, which is what I believe I am now. Stupid, stupid Xelloss. Why'd he go and do that? Damn him! Stupid... stupid... Xelloss.
The author bent over in their chair, head lying in their arms.
You know, I don't know why I ought to care. It really shouldn't matter to me. I mean, yah, he's an idiot, but why should I let what he says and does get to me? It's not like I even care about him. He's just some annoyance that follows us around... isn't he?
The author brushed a salt tear from their eyes.
No he isn't. He used to be, but not matter what I do now, he can never be that again. Damn him! Stupid, stupid, freaking, stupid, Mazoku!!!
The author snarls and throw the book across the room. After a moment of thought, they retrieve it.
Sorry, diary dear. Anger got the best... or is that the worst?... of me. Stupid Mazoku.... I... I can't remember what the point of this was anymore. I don't think I care. I need a nap. I have so much work to do, but I need a nap. My minds so muddled. I'm all stupid, like him. Like... him... Stupid, stupid, mazoku. Why'd he have to joke like that and say he loved me?
The author closes the book, and goes to bed.
blinks
Well, that was... different... I didn't intend to make that a romance... I...
Looks around room confused
Actually, most of those thoughts were mine. Part way through the story I honeslty forget all ideas of where I was going. I also lost the will to write it.
Yawns
And I'm also very sleepy.
Anji looks about the wrecked Party Shack
Koneko-sama's gonna kill me when she sees this mess. Oh well. Maybe someday I'll figure out what the flip the point of that was. Maybe it's not done yet. Maybe it is. Maybe I'll figure out who the main character is.... I need tylenol.
Collapses of Water Bottle Bed
Good night.
Opens eyes
Um... do any of you know what the h*ll I just wrote? Pray tell gentle reader. My address is on the main page