Dani: Konnichiwa! Believe it or not...my first fic including one of my favorite, UN mentioned, and under appreciated character's from Slayer's...(Though she isn't quite in the spotlight in this story...^_^;) MARTINA!
Martina: YATTA! I KNEW I WOULD TRIUMPH ONE DAY!
Dani: *High five's Martina and does a lil' dance.*
Xelloss: Erg...Dani~Sama? ^_^;
Dani: Yessss?
Xelloss: Why Martina...? Your fic's aren't that great in the first place, why bring a character that most people hate dearly? *Nervous laugh.* ^_^;;;
Martina: *Twitch.*
Dani: *Twitch.* Come now! Martina isn't that bad! And besides...I'm a lot like her...
Martina: That's right! *High five's Dani and does a lil' dance.*
Xelloss: o_o; Dani...I never imagined...you? Skanky?
Dani: *Face~Fault.* WHAT!? SKANKY!? Dragon Slave!
Xelloss: *Xelloss blinks a few times as his charred eyebrows slide down his cheeks and land on the ground, crawling away.* W-well, you did say you were like Martina, no?
Martina: *Twitch.* NAMAGOMI!
Dani: OI! Just role the fic... -_-;
"Miss Lina? Does this dress make my bottom look...big?"
Amelia asked, posing in front of a rather large, elegant mirror. She tugged at the dress, trying to adjust the material to fit her body more. Lina sighed, and continued to comb her flame orange hair.
"No Amelia, your butt look's fine."
"Reaaally?"
"YES!"
"But, it look's...lumpy!"
"IT'S THE GRANDEST BUTT I'VE EVER SEEN! OK?"
Amelia cringed behind the mirror.
"Perhaps we should leave you two alone?"
A wide eyed, smirking chimera added. Amelia blushed as Lina took the liberty of whacking Zel atop his stony head with her comb.
"Hardy har har, smart ass..."
Gourry stepped beside Zelgadis, in the door way chuckling.
"So are you guy's ready yet? I always heard girl's took a lot of time getting ready, but this ridiculous!"
Amelia and Lina shot Gourry a killer glare, that made him crawl back behind Zelgadis, who was straitening out his tux.
"I still don't see why we are going to that crazy woman's wedding, she's probably just planing on getting her revenge on you again, I bet this is all a stupid hoax, that we're being led into, open handily..."
Zelgadis snorted, tugging at his bow tie. Lina rolled her eye's and pinned her hair up in a tight bun, as Amelia loosened a few strand's of her hair in the front that fell against her temples.
"Wow Miss Lina, you look beautiful!"
"Naturally!"
Lina grinned patting her bun.
"As you were saying Zel, I happen to know that there is actually going to be a wedding today, and we were invited by Martina..."
"And Zangulus!"
Gourry interrupted shooting from behind Zel, unsheathing his sword.
Amelia sighed dreamily as she un screwed the lid of her lip rough.
"Mr. Gourry...I hardly doubt Zangulus would want to fight on his wedding day."
Amelia dipped her pinkie into the content's in the jar and smeared it on her lip's, turning them a nice shade of pink, as she continued.
"After all, wedding's are a blessed part of life, and so romantic!"
She sighed fluttering her eyelashes. Lina blinked and stood up, sliding her shoe's on.
"Whatever...as long as there's good food, I'm happy."
She shrugged. Gourry sheathed his sword and hoped behind Lina, patting her on her head.
"I'm with ya' Lina!"
Lina sighed and turned around to look at Gourry, who was all suited up...looking quite handsome in his black tux, except for the bow tied up in his hair. Zel blinked and chuckled lightly.
"Oi Gourry..."
Gourry blinked at Zel. Then back at Lina.
"What!?"
"Nice touch with the bow..."
Lina smirked.
"But, I believe that goes here..."
Lina untied the bow from Gourry's flowing blonde lock's and tied it around his neck. Gourry blinked in awe.
"Ooooohhhhh...So that's where it goes!"
Amelia giggled and stood by Lina.
"So? How do we look!?"
Lina an Amelia stroke pose's. Zel and Gourry sized them up, head from toe. Lina was furnished in a flashy, tight black dress, that ended about mid thigh. While Amelia wore a looser blue dress, that bared her shoulder's. Finished off with a pair of simple glove's. Baby breath hung in her short raven hair. Zel and Gourry blushed lightly then looked away.
"You guy's look OK."
"Yeah, just fine."
Zel and Gourry responded quickly. The girl's face-faulted, picking them selves up and dusting them selves off.
"Men...Hmph!"
Lina growled.
"I really don't think we shoul - "
Zel began, only to be hushed up by Lina and Amelia.
"Oh C'mon Zel, think of the food!"
"Yah, Yah! THE FOOD!"
Gourry and Lina went into dewy eyed, drooling mode.
"Food...yay. Ii still don't... - "
"Awww...Now, Zelgadis, calm down. It's going to be fun!"
Amelia giggled, rearranging Zel's crooked bow tie, and straitening out his jacket, making him blush. Soon after, Lina and Gourry recover from their dewy eyed hallucination's. Lina grabbed Gourry's arm.
"C'mon, we should get going, it's getting late."
Amelia grabbed Zelgadis by his wrist and jerked him after Lina and Gourry.
"Oh that's right, we wouldn't want to be late!"
After a short carriage ride to the fully new built kingdom Zoana, Lina and the other's were led to the alter were the ceremony was being held. The room was decorated with pure white, and few relief's of Martina's monster patron, Zoamelgustar. Which made everyone sweat drop. Zel pouted, crossing his arm's over his chest, stating he still didn't want to be there. Amelia began making small chat, whilel Lina and Gourry sat next together, seeking out where the food might.
"Isn't it funny how Zangulus and Martina met up? I can't actually believe they're getting married!"
Amelia squealed, glomping onto Zelgadis' arm, making him twitch.
"Well, if you ask me, they belong together, it will do Zangulus some good to settle down."
"Who said anything about settling down?"
A familiar voice, came from beside Zel.
"Well, hello and congrat's Zangy!"
Lina cried slapping her hand on his back. After Zangulus crawled back up from the ground, he smiled and fixed his tie.
"Why Thank you, Lina."
Lina and the other's noticed the change in him. He was calm, and content, no doubt, and a bit nervous. Zel noted the sweat on Zangulus' brow.
"Nervous, eh?"
Zelgadis added with a Smirk. Atfer Zangulus had greeted everyone. Even Gourry. Zangulus simply smiled and wiped the sweat that trickled down his fore head.
"Why would he be nervous?"
Gourry asked innocently, everyone face-faulted. Lina picked up her chair and prepared to bash Gourry into the 9 hell's with it.
Amelia jumped on her.
"Calm down Miss Lina! Your making a scene! This is a special day, PLEASE NO VIOLENCE FOR ONCE!"
Lina sighed and set down the chair calmly, and sat down. Gourry composed himself from the frightening encounter.
"Now what lina was trying to say is that..."
Amelia began calmly.
"Because He's getting married, I know that! But why would he be nervous? If he's so sure that this woman is his trues soul mate, then nothing can tear them apart, and they both know it! So why be nervous, this is a choice he should NEVER ever REGRET! true LOVE WILL BOND THEM TOGETHER! Yup!"
Everyone gawked at awe at Gourry.
"W-what, did Ii say something wrong?"
Gourry blinked at Amelia and Lina who's eye's we're filled with heart's.
"WOW Mr., Gourry, that was...so SWEET!"
"Yah, is that you Gourry?"
Lina mocked. Gourry chuckled and punched her arm, playfully.
"Naaah, just speaking my mind.
"Since when does Gourry have a mind?"
Zelgadis whispered to Amelia, who whacked him in the head, causing more pain to herself then to him
Zangulus was about to reply to Gourry's statement when suddenly familiar wedding music was heard.
"Erk! Well, see ya'!"
Zangulus ran to the Alter next to his best man, who was...Vrumagen...a copy, I guess. o_o
Amelia squealed with delight turning around to see the bride. The Heavy white door's opened to display the blushing bride. Everyone swooned, except Gourry and Zel, of course. Martina nervously walked down the aisle, tripping here and there. Zelgadis leaned over and whispered into Amelia's ear:
"And I thought you were clumsy..."
"Yah I know what ya'- HEY!"
Amelia Whacked Zel again, hurting herself. Zelgadis smirked as they continued to watch Martina reach the alter. When she finally arrived, (With minor scrape's and bruises mind you...) Zangulus blushed and shakily rose the vale from her face. They both smiled shyly at each other. Zangulus thought of Gourry's word's and his cold feet disappeared. The priest began the ceremony vow's, and ended with them exchanging ring's.
"You may now kiss the bride."
The priest smiled and backed away. Amelia giggled and glomped Zel, making him blush, agaaaain. Lina smiled and blinked at Gourry, who was watching the couple, with innocent, calm eye's. Zangulus leaned over and kissed Martina lightly on the lip's as they both flushed up crimson.
"Oh C'MON! That's not a kiss! SUCK FACE!"
Xelloss suddenly bellowed, appearing next to Lina, who socked him in his face.
"SHHH!"
"By the power invested in god - "
"And Zoamelgustar!"
Martina shouted, as everyone face-faulted. The priest stood, adjusting his glasses and sweating.
"A-and Zoamelgustar..."
Martina smiled and nodded.
"I know pronounce you...husband, and wife."
The room was soon filled with load clapping and shouting.
"How romaaaaantic...." Amelia cooed.
"Now we eat!" Lina and Gourry ran off to the nearest buffet table.
"Well, hello to you too!" Xelloss pouted.
All the girl's we're gathered as Martina rose her bouquet in the air. The women all growled at each other, preparing to attack at the slightest sound or movement. The men sat back...far away, frightened as hell for their lives. Zel and Gourry clung to each other wide eyed, skimming over Amelia and Lina.
"I've never seem them like this!"
"I'm scared!"
"Just don't moooove."
Xelloss whispered, sweat dropping.
"And stay clear."
Zel and Gourry nodded over and over.
"all right girl's, whoever catches the bouquet is the one to be married next!"
Martina giggled as she closed her eye's and tossed the flower's into the sky, and that's when all hell broke loose.
"LET GO!"
"BITCH!"
"I HAD IT FIRST!"
"NO FAIR FLYING!"
"IT'S MIIIIIINE!"
"NO MINE!"
"GIMMIE!"
"LEGGO!"
"YOU'LL HAVE TO KILL ME FIRST!"
"SO BE IT!"
"AHH, MY RIB'S!"
"MY DRESS!"
"IT'S MINE DAMMIT!"
"LET GO, TRAMP!"
"MIIIIIIINE!"
Rip
Shread.
Grab.
Grope.
Clasp.
Whack.
Punch.
Kick.
Xelloss, Zel, Zangulus and Gourry watched in disbelief as the group of girl's practically killed themselves in a pit of utter hell and chaos. Amelia suddenly jumped up and tossed all the girl's off of her. She clinged to dear life what was left of the flower's, her dress was in rag's and bruises traced all over as, as with the rest of the girl's.
"STAY BACK!"
She reaches over and grab's Zelgadis by his neck and hold's him hostage.
"I have a Chimera, and I know how to use him!"
Zelgadis blinked at the comment a few time's before becoming disturbed.
"Oi, Amelia...Women..."
"Use him?"
Xelloss chuckled above Amelia.
"Kinky..."
Both Amelia and everyone else but Xelloss blushed, as he threw himself into a fit of laughter. Amelia dropped Zel, and held the flower's to herself.
"Well, anyway's...I WON!"
All the girl's growled and crawled back to their seat's, as Amelia paraded around in her shredded dress, doing a little dance.
"Now it's time for the garter throw." Zangulus chuckled, winking.
Martina blushed and sat in a chair in the middle of the room as Zangulus leaned before her and removed the white garter from her leg. He stood and prepared to shoot it across the room.
"C'mon guy's!"
Amelia and lina pushed Zelgadis and Gourry along with the other men at the party.
"Let's see who's going to marry little miss sunshine."
Amelia blushed then pouted, As Lina laughed and nookied her. Zangulus snapped the garter as it shoot across the room. Guy's jumped and fell over each other trying to get hold of it. Gourry grabbed it grinning.
"I got it, Ii got it!"
"Ohhhh...no my friend I got it."
Xelloss giggled as he phased above Gourry and grasped the garter in his palm. He phased next to Amelia.
"Hey!"
Gourry whined.
"So when do we get to try this out Princess, and when's the honeymoon?" Xelloss smirked pulling at the elastic garter between his finger's and winking at Amelia who blushed purple. Zelgadis calmly stepped next to Xellos and punched the Mazoku, as the garter flipped from him and hopped around Zelgadis' ear.
"...How....embarrassing..."
Zelgadis said Calmly, blushing and pulling the garter from his ear. Amelia looked away blushing, and giggling. Xelloss twitched on the floor lightly.
"Itaaaiiiii..."
"HA!"
Lina chuckled. Gourry and Lina then helped themselves to the wedding cake. As Amelia and Zel made their way across the dance floor, shyly. Martina and Zangulus smiled at each other, as they casted their gaze towards the two "Couple's."
"Hey, Martina!"
Martina looked around and saw Lina, holding a glass of wine.
"Congrat's..."
Martina smiled, in a way shocked at Lina's affection. Martina blinked at Gourry who was at her side as ever, smiling.
"Thank you, Lina..."
Xelloss recovered from the earlier incident and rose his glass wine.
"A toast!"
Zel blinked at Amelia and handed her some wine. She smiled and rose her glass. as did everyone else.
"A toast! ..."
Martina smiled at Zangulus, as he did the same.
"To new life..."
Martina said softly, patting her slowly swelling belly. Everyone giggled and escalated with joy, with the new information at what Martina held with in her. Zangulus flushed with pride, and kissed his bride on the cheek, holding his hand over hers. Zangulus blinked to Lina and Gourry.
"To new love..."
Then to Amelia and Zel.
"....And to new beginning's."
Everyone rose their glasses and cheered.
"Blessed Be!"