WHAT?!!
Dira: I can't... help.. it.. It was sooo tempting... Anyway, (ignoring the arrghs and what the - and the &@%&%(#$ from the guys) a rather pathetic attempt to make a crossover between Ah! my goddess & Slayers... sorry ladies.. you are the minor ones in here. so that means it's Yaoi! I'm following the OVA storyline. Pardon me, it's been a while since I've watched it. So, I can't remember much. soo....let's begin
Zel: This -
Gourry: can't -
Valgarv: be -
Others: happening!!
Xel: I dunno.. I quite like my part.....
Zel: he would...
Zelgadiss is a student at this Anime Yaoi School/University. Of course in his lifetime, he is a failure when it comes to men. He may have the brains and the looks but he doesn't have the height. Most.... Uhh.... Other men prefer to be cuddles by a tall man anyway.
So one day, his roommates left him alone and told him not to get into trouble such as:
Anyway, fine. Zelgadiss said. So he got hungry and ordered himself pizza but he accidentally dialed... the wrong number....
Zel: I would like one large pepperoni pizza with mushrooms and pineapples. Lay off the anchovies and extra on the cheese.
Wow! My fave pizza! By the way, do you need me to come there?
Zel: Of course I need you to come here, how do you think I -
Suddenly the apartment was filled with fog and a streak of light appeared in the mirror. Zelgadiss was surprised and stared harder at his reflection... when a hand poked out from the mirror and accidentally punched Zelgadiss.
Zel: Itee...What the.. who the hell are -
Then a vision of.. uh... beauty appeared. Long blond hair, Blue silky outfit, sparkling blue eyes, soft peachy skin....
Zel: .. you....
....And he's tall.......
Gourry: Well... see, I am Gourry. You like, accidentally dialed the number to the goddesses hotline, and since this is a yaoi - based fic they sent me.
Zel: *gulped* Umm... yeah, right? This must be some kind of joke right?
Gourry: no, it's the real thing. So you get one wish for summoning me.
Zel: hahaha.. very funny, you guys!! I won't fall for that joke....(again).. Just because I am vertically challenged doesn't mean you could set me up with a blind date!!
Gourry: No, really, Zelgadiss.. (holding up Zel's chin). You get one wish.
Zel: *blush* Fine, if you want to play jokes with me, then!
Gourry: I don't play jokes....my brother does but that's another story...
Zel: Alright then... I wish a beautiful guy like you could stay with me forever.
Gourry: I'm beautiful?. gee, thanks. Oh, yeah. About your wish.. it's done.
(put in the effects here) Fog filled up the room and several streaks of light shines upon them, Gourry was floating, and his hair was flowing around.. and. Then.. it all disappeared. Gourry loose his ability to float so he fell into Zel's laps... uncontrollably they both blushed.
BANG!! In came the roommates.
Nuriko: Zelgadiss?!! You have broken one of the rules of this university! (thump,thump)
Hotohori: Now you can't possibly stay with us, anymore! (Hey, the blond is cuter than Nuriko..*o*.. thump, thump)
Ranma: great! We've lost Ryouga again! I told you this Pokèmon night thing is not his thing! damn.. (goes out and back in)... before that... Zelgadiss we'll be in big trouble if you don't get rid of that..man!
Gourry: Zelgadiss.. have to go?
Roommates: We're afraid so...
Zel: no. this is all a big -
Pushed Gourry & Zelgadiss out of the door
SLAM!
Zel: - misunderstanding
Zelgadiss slumped behind the door.
Gourry: I'm so sorry... But I can break down the door and let you back in. (flipped his belts and took out his unbladed sword) Hikari Oooooo.......
Zelgadiss was already pulling Gourry away. So, basically that's how the two met. So they both had to raywing all night searching for a place to stay. Obviously, most guys wanted Gourry to stay because he was soo cute but Zel said, "pick him, then pick me,"
Gourry was oblivious to this though. And Zelgadiss didn't know why he has this new feelings for the blond. Anyway, they found an abandoned temple and Gourry knew how hard Zelgadiss carried him around when raywing 'ing', Zelgadiss.. developed a harsh cold for flying in the rain. Gourry soon fell asleep. After searching through all his stuff for something to dry Gourry with, he gives up and covers Gourry with the only blanket he has. Since Zelgadiss hasn't got anything to dry himself with, or any more blankets, he faints.
The next day...
Gourry: Omigod!! Zelgadiss!! Wake up!! (shakes Zel like crazy) What have I done!! I know!
Zelgadiss: (opening his eyes).hmm...
SPLASH!
Zelgadiss: God! I'm drenched!!!
Gourry: Ah!! Gomenasai!
Zelgadiss: no, that's al -
Gourry: are you hurt? (holding Zel's face up so that he could take a better look)
Zelgadiss: (thump, thump)
Their face gets, loser, and closer, and closer and clo -
"HELLO?!!" The voice broke their..position. Gourry quickly stood up and welcomed the person in.
Zelgadiss :Ye..gaads!!! Amelia?!
Gourry: Amelia?
Amelia: Oh, Zelgadiss..... (hugs him) ONIICHAN!!
Zelgadiss: I..can't..breathe...
Amelia: (lets go). So anyway, I went to your apartment but Nuriko said you're thrown out, by the way, Nuriko's so dreamy, ne? Anyway, he said you broke their no strangers rule, so, like I didn't know where you went and I passed by this temple and I was - wait a minute... you broke their no strangers rule?? So... (gets closer) who is this stranger?
Zelgadiss: Well, it's -
Amelia: Oh, yeah, must've been the blond guy at the door. Why didn't you introduced me?
Gourry: I'm Gourry
Amelia: I'm Amelia
Zelgadiss: She's my sister.
Amelia: Did you have permission to live here? Like, You're living here for free??
Gourry: Yes
Zelgadiss: But I'm afraid that my money's almost gone and I don't think I could take care of three so why don't you find a more suitable place, sister dear.
Amelia: oh, don't worry, I have ¥ 40,000. See, since I don't have to find an apartment, I could live with you both, and we could use the money to buy food and all the necessity.
Gourry: What a wonderful idea!!
Zelgadiss: Yeah, how wonderful...*Can't me & Gourry just be alone?*
Gourry: There's enough room!! I'll go and clean up your room!!
(goes out)
Amelia: and I could keep an eye for you, brother dear...
Zelgadiss: What do..you mean?
Amelia: Remember the last time you stayed with a guy alone in the house.. what was your friend's name?.. umm... Shabraningo?? Remember what happened?
Zelgadiss: NO... it wasn't my fault. He was the one who put the first moves...
Amelia: And NO WAY am I gonna let it happened again... you may look nice and polite and all... But I know you. I'll keep a watch on you..
Zelgadiss: nothing's gonna happen between me and Gourry, for heaven's sake!!
Amelia: That's what you said about you and shabby - dear too. No way. For I am the defender of justice and I will not let any injustice be unsolved!!
Zelgadiss: Amelia...
"HELLO!! HEY!! ZELGADISS!!"
Zelgadiss peeked outside.
"PARTY TIME!!"
And so Zelgadiss's former roommates barged in for a party to celebrate Zelgadiss's new house.. err.. temple!!! Hotohori, Nuriko, Ranma, Ryouga, and a couple of other party animals. (Kenshin, Sanosuke, Hiei, Kurama, Sakuragi, Rukawa, Trunks, Goten..etc..etc...) They partied till night....
Zelgadiss: Amelia!! have you seen Gourry?!
Amelia: Do you know how hard is it for me being the only woman in this yaoi - based fic?! I can't even get one dance with anyone! I'm going to be a social outcast!! The only thing I can do is to get drunk, but I can't drink be cause I'm underage and -
Zelgadiss: Have you seen Gourry?!!
Amelia: I think he went out a couple of minutes ago.
Zelgadiss: Excuse me, coming through..
Sanosuke: hey... No cutting in!! Kenshin's with me, stone boy
Zelgadiss: I wasn't even going to cut in!!
Kenshin: Oh, yeah?! (pushes Zel)
Sakuragi: Alright! Fight! Fight!!
Ranma: Hey!! No pushing!!
Ryouga: Who wants a fight?!! Ranma?? Where are you?... *I think I'm lost again..*
Trunks: Why you... wanting to get Goten.. take this...!! (turns to super saiyan 2 and blasts a fireball)
Everybody leaps
Nuriko: You should know better then to ruin my moment with Hotohori!! Take this!! (tore the antique cupboard off and threw it against the crowd)
Bash! Bonk!
Hiei: Get your filthy hands off Kurama!! Kokuryuha!! (a black dragon like wave swept the room and blasts everyone)
Pang!! (and all those sound effects) And pretty soon all of the ppl join in the fight.
Amelia: Alright!! Hold it!! you can't fight!! Try solving this in peace!! peace.. and harmony, that is the way to jus...tice... Oh, the heck!! This is way better than WWF!!
Gourry: my new furnished temple! (peeking from outside through the sliding doors)
Zelgadiss: Gourry?! (ducks as one body speeds above him)
Gourry: Hey, wanna come outside and escape this tension? It's really lovely.
Zelgadiss steps out and shuts the doors. And they both sat outside in silence and enjoying each other's company as they gazed to the moonlight and smell the air full of cherry blossoms...