For those of you who had no clue what was going on in You Oughta Know, Elizabeth and Eris-chibi present the You Oughta Know Primer.
See Lina. Lina is kawaii. Kawaii kawaii kawaii.
See Xelloss. Xelloss likes Lina.
See Lina. Lina is lonely. See Xelloss visit Lina. See Lina not be lonely. See Lina and Xelloss like each other. See Lina and Xelloss do things. On second thought, don't see Lina and Xelloss do things.
See Lina find out she cannot have children. See Lina get upset. See Lina tune out reality.
See Xelloss find Lina. Xelloss is worried about Lina. Worried worried worried. See Xelloss comfort Lina. See Xelloss comfort Lina at length.
See the gold dragons. See the gold dragons see Lina and Xelloss. The gold dragons are not happy. Not not not.
See the gold dragons kill Lina. See Xelloss kill the gold dragons.
See Lina. Lina is dead. Dead dead dead.
See L-sama. L-sama is not happy.
See L-sama show Lina special treatment (again). See L-sama resurrect Lina.
See the people who knew Lina died and would find out she'd returned. See L-sama do the dues ex machinae thing. See those people promise to be silent.
See Xelas Metallium. See Xelas get instructed not to tell Xelloss about Lina's return. See Xelas get instructed to let Xelloss avoid the prime material plane. See Xelas not be pleased.
See Lina. Lina is alive. Alive alive alive. See Lina not remember the day she died. See Lina wonder where Xelloss is.
See the people. See some of the people have no idea that Lina died. See some people have no clue as to why the gold dragon were slaughtered (again).
See Xelloss. Xelloss is very very very upset by Lina's death. Upset upset upset. See Xelloss wander around in a daze. See Sheela see Xelloss. See Xelloss use Sheela to take his mind off Lina.
See Lina scry. See Lina see Xelloss. She Lina see Xelloss and Sheela doing things. See Lina freak out.
See Xelloss and Sheela leave the prime material plane. Bye-bye, Xelloss. Bye-bye, Sheela.
See Lina get very mad. See Lina scry for Xelloss. Lina cannot find Xelloss. Lina is very very mad. Poor Lina.
See Lina vow to get even. See Lina search for astral magic. See Lina keep a low profile so Xelloss won't find out.
See the people. See people who knew Lina died. See those people not see Lina.
See Lina find her spell. See Lina find Xelloss and Sheela. Hi, Xelloss. Hi, Sheela.
See Lina confront Xelloss and Sheela. See Lina be calm.
See Xelloss see Lina. See Xelloss be stunned.
See Xelloss tell Lina what happened. See Sheela get mad. See Sheela leave. Bye-bye, Sheela. See you in hell.
See Xelloss and Lina talk. See Xelloss and Lina make up. See Xelloss and Lina make up at length.
See the world. The world learns Lina is alive. See everyone get confused. ("Wasn't she dead?" "No way, she's immortal, right?" "No, I heard she's a ghost now." "Uh-uh, she's a mazoku." "Er...I'm confused.")
See Lina be herself. See Lina now be even more herself than before. See things be chaotic. See L-sama be very pleased.