red = Lina
blue = Gourry
"You did WHAT?!"
"Mmph mmhm hnnmm."
"Oh. Right. You need to breathe to talk."
Wheeze - wheeze - wheeze.
"Now: what did you do, Gourry?"
"I met these three nice guys. They asked me to play a card game with them."
"For money."
"Um, yeah. They said it would be more fun that way."
SMACK!
"Oowwww."
"What game did you play?"
"One I'd never played before, po - "
THWACK!
"Then WHY did you play??"
"They asked..."
BONK!
"So?? And just how much did you lose?"
"Fifty gold coins."
BASH!
"But Lina, I had to say I'd play for money or they'd wouldn't teach me to play poker."
"You didn't know how to play POKER??"
"No. Just Old Maid. I bet you know how to play tha - "
WHAM! WHAM! WHAM! WHAM! WHAM!
"Hmph."
".....ouch....."